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Ooh ooh ooh! (gets all excited...but not in that way) And... Austin Powers:
The International Pants of Mystery
The Pants Who Shagged Me
Goldpants
PS on a completely unrelated sidetrack but I just gotta know cos it's come on C4 again, before I forget: that "Oasis Live from Manchester" flyer (not a trailer really) advert, what is the background music? Can't be Oasis can it (scuse my ignorance)? I really like it...
How about a different theme (prize for anyone who guesses, well if you call a bit of fluff a prize):
Heaven's Pants
All Pants'd Up
The Cool Pants
Dead in the Pants
2 Days in the Pants
- I could also link in to the Bond theme above here...
And Porno's are a definite goldmine of humourous targets, thanks for bringing it up DaFunkyone..
Err actually, a lot of those titles (tittles an accidental typo there but works quite well!) are versions of a real one anyway so replacing the words could just be from an ordinary movie.
Saving Ryan's Pants
Where the Pants Aren't (1...7..10.. followups)
Dream Pants
Flashpants
Penetrator 2: Grudge Pants (I like this title better)
Seriously though - anyone still reading all the posts? Is this getting a little laboured? (are we talking maternity pants here rolleyes <groan> ?).
Vietnam - Marines In Pants
(That is a joke film honest and not one of my proper titled collection lol :lol: )
james and the giant pants
oh my,,what have I started,,, lol
anyways,,I know what pants did last summer
Office Pants
Pants (Clerks)
Mall Pants
Chasing Pants
Pantsma (Dogma)
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Pants
Pants Rising
Pants Academy
Scary Pants
Quote by flapjackboy
Scary Pants
- Marmalaid's?
Star Pants III: The Search For Pants
EDIT:
Star Pants: The Motion Pants
Star Pants II: The Wrath Of Pants/The Pants Of Khan
Star Pants V: The Final Pants/The Pants Frontier
Star Pants VI: The Undiscovered Pants
Star Pants VIII: First Pants/Pants Contact
Pantfellas
'So you think my pants are funny? Funny how???'
Pant Fiction
'They call it a Royale with pants'
'Royal with Pants?'
'Thats right'
For all Lynch fans..
'Just cut 'em up like regular pants' - Eraserpants
And very apposite for SH...
'You take the blue pants - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pants - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes'
lol
How To Lose A Man In 10 Pants
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Pants
Pantless in Seattle
EDIT:
A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Pants.
romeo. romeo where for art pants
i'll be pants
rolleyes
PantsActually
The last Action Pants
End of Pants
Conan thePants
Pitch Pants
Afew Good Pants
hehehehe
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break Pants
roadpants
Keeping Pants (still in production)
King solomons pants
george and the pants
Green pants
Black pants
Uncommon pants
The comeback Pants
Tiger pants
and last but by no means least
Th return of the pants ( 10 bonus points to anyone that can tell me which film i am referring too....... clue they all have patrick swayze in so no star wars or lotr please)

You left off: From Wan Too With Pants smile
xx
The magnificent pants
the fantastic pants
men in pants (robin hood)
Saturday night sunday pants
Gone with the pants.................have not seen it yet
I like pants!
Sorry to have arrived so late in the thread, but has anyone mentioned...
Jesus Christ Superpants?
The Pants of the Christ?
The Hills Have Pants?
Don't Look Under the Pants?
Basket Pants?
Deep Pants?
My Fair Pants?
I Spit On Your Pants?
From Pants to Eternity?
Teahouse of the August Pants?
What Pants May Come?
I Come In Pants?
Pantasm?
My Left Pants?
I Wanna Hold Your Pants?
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Pants?
It's a Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants World?
...just curious.
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Oh, and I cannot take credit for this one, as it was Vix':
Edward Scissorpants?
The Day The Pants Stood Still
Pant 9 From Outer Space
Pants Cold In Alex
This Is Spinal Pants
Texas Chainsaw Pants (euwww)
My Beautiful Pants
Fried Green Pants at the Whistlestop Cafe
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Pants
Night of the Living Pants.....
Cary Pant films....
Bringing up Pants
His Pants Friday
My Favorite Pants
The Pants Story
In Pants Only
Arsenic and Old Pants
I was a Male War Pant
Operation Pants
And many more.....
X
so,finally,what I personally think is the ultimate in pants,,,drum roll please,cue music,,,
'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion,, watched sea beams glitter near the tannhauser gate,, all these moments will be lost in time, like pants in rain,,,,time to die!!! smile
I'll get me coat lol
ive had this a few times lol
Night of the living pants
Austin Powers - International Pants of Mystery
or
Austin Powers - International Man of Pants
Personally I prefer the former
I will just add Mr Madge (Guy Ritchie)'s latest, 'Pants', because pants is indeed what it is - a big pair of baggy, off-white pants. I thought 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Pants' was geezer 'n' guns drivel, and 'Pants Away' wasn't a great deal better. But 'Revolver'...erm, 'Pants'....really takes the gusset. Probably the worst film I've ever seen, and I've seen 'Bikini Girls from Dinosaur Island' rolleyes. Total waste of a Saturday night.
How about
The Green Pants
Mary Pants
Bednobs and Pants
The Sound of Pants
I'd forgotten we did this...how could we let it die! lol
I'm looking forward to seeing some newer films
Kinky Pants
Kingdom of Pants/Pants of Heaven
The Da Vinci Pants
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Pants
:grin:
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How about
Bednobs and Pants

Oooh you _ was gonna do Bedknobs and Broompants!
Pretty Pants.
Groundpants Day
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I'd forgotten we did this...how could we let it die! lol
I'm looking forward to seeing some newer films
Kinky Pants
Kingdom of Pants/Pants of Heaven
The Da Vinci Pants
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Pants
:grin:

probably because its not that great a game Dipity, now you guys correct me if I'm wrong, but the rules are that you take a regular film title and substitute one of the words with the word 'pants'
so I could have...
The three pants
The pants Musketeers
Pants Three Musketeers
o.k. I can kinda see how this would be a bit foxy and make the heads of a few people spin, but I still reckon that for a bucket of Mackeral yer average Dolphin could still join in with a chance of winning.
Now if you take it down to the next level and lets say choose a film like....eeerm...Alien then , o.k. so now my answers can be
pants
pants
pants
See it don't really work for me at this level and I'm guessing that even the Dolphin would have got bored by now, so I'm guessing thats why the thread died
How about:
Mary Popants
A history of Pants
The Devils Pants
Land of the pants
The last boypants
American pants X
A man of Pants
Mr and Mrs Pants
Dukes of Pants
Herbie rides his pants
Final pantasy
the abomnible DR Pants
Sin Pants
House of pants
And then theres the Dirty Harry Movies
Sudden Pants
the Dead Pants
the Panters
The list goes on....