Odd one out:
Which is the odd one out?
giggnod
feac
docnom
tempelutes
Pair words:
Pair the words from list A with the words from list B.
List A
Bed
Flavoured
Gang
Massage
Genital
French
Shaved
Bondage
Photo
Fury
Hard
List B
Balls
Tape
Cup
Cock
Covers
Ads
Warts
Knickers
Bang
Oil
Condom
How long:
Tom can shag for 3 minutes the first time he gets his end away. He lasts twice as long the second time and 50% longer than the second time on the third occasion of dipping his wick. Three times is all Tom can manage. Brenda invites Tom around for a romp - what is the total amount of time Brenda will be shagged?
Does not belong:
Which word does not have a similar meaning to the others?
Stimulation
Penetration
Arousal
Excitation
Groups:
Arrange these words into groups of three.
Nipple, rubber, condom, lube, lace, nape, jacuzzi, bed, pvc, thigh, dildo, mirrors.
What are they?:
What do these things have in common?
MuffBrush
Mighty Throbber
Venus
Slim-Jim
Johnny‘s Jonnys:
John bulk buys some condoms. One bag contains 3 boxes of 12 Mates Easy-On Natural. The other bag contains one third vanilla flavour, one third banana flavour, one sixth ribbed-ticklers, one twelfth featherlite and 3 extra safe.
Helen does not like banana flavoured condoms or ribbed-ticklers.
How many condoms does John have which Helen will like?
Does not belong:
Which word does not have a similar meaning to the others?
Exhilaration
Elevation
Elimination
Elation
Watch the Clock:
Janet has a formula for perfect sex. She believes the length of time engaged in actual penetration related to the time spent on foreplay. Oral should take twice as long as fingering and fingering should be one quarter the total time of all action. If penetration lasts for 8 minutes and 20 seconds, How long should Janet have had her pussy licked for?
Odd one out:
Which is the odd one out?
Refign
Gotune
Pekirp
Nabaan
Oldid
Time Management:
Kevin is meeting Roger and Pauline in one hour at a hotel 20 minutes down the road. He normally takes 12 minutes to shower, but today he takes 50% longer so he can shave his balls. 10% of his hour is spent getting the iron and ironing board out - it then takes twice that time to iron his shirt. He then spend 14 minutes styling his hair. He then spends 2 minutes trimming his nasal hair and then twice as long trimming his toenails. A final 5 minutes to clean his shoes and Kevin hit’s the road. How late will Kevin be for his hotel 3some?
Which Dogger did Donald?
Arthur, Bill and Charlie are being questioned by their friends in the pub. The three men went out dogging and their mates have found out that one of the guys fucked Donald the Dogger up the arse. Donald was not sure which of the guys actually fucked him, other than the man had a fat bent penis.
Arthur:
I do not have a fat bent penis.
I did not fuck Donald up the arse.
Bill:
I do have a fat bent penis.
I did not fuck Donald up the arse.
Charlie:
I do not have a fat bent penis.
A man with a fat bent penis fucked Donald.
In the toilets the guys in the pub discover only two of the statements are true - only one of the three suspects did not have a fat bent penis.
Who fucked Donald?
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Sex God
i can do the maths ones... but can't do any of the others......
bugger!!!!
:) :) ........... no, that is what happened to donald!!! 
:D :D
bugger!!!!
:) :) ........... no, that is what happened to donald!!! :D :D 
Sex God
well i now have answers for:
how long??
Johnny's Jonny's..
Watch the clock
and Time management....
bet you none of them are right though.......
:) :) :) :)
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
how long??
Johnny's Jonny's..
Watch the clock
and Time management....
bet you none of them are right though.......
:) :) :) :) sean xxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by sheddy
I did half of it and was about to post when I cut out some of my answers whilst editing out the ones I hadn't done
ops:
But I'm pressed for time at the moment but would love to come back to it tomorrow when I'm not as busy. So is possible could we hold of the solutions for a day or so
Your wish is my condom - or is that command
answers i hope are
odd one out
tempuletes
pairs
bed covers
falvoured condom
gang bang
massage oil
genital warts
french knickers
shaved balls
bondage tape
photo ads
fury cup
hard cock
12 mins shagging
word that does not belong
penetration
put words in groups of 3
??? did not answer
all got in common
sex toys
johnnys johnnys
42 ones she'd like
does not belong
elimination
watch the clock
4:10 secs
odd one out
pekirp
how late will he be
33 mins late
who fucked donald
fuck knows who did fuck him
lol
odd one out
tempuletes
pairs
bed covers
falvoured condom
gang bang
massage oil
genital warts
french knickers
shaved balls
bondage tape
photo ads
fury cup
hard cock
12 mins shagging
word that does not belong
penetration
put words in groups of 3
??? did not answer
all got in common
sex toys
johnnys johnnys
42 ones she'd like
does not belong
elimination
watch the clock
4:10 secs
odd one out
pekirp
how late will he be
33 mins late
who fucked donald
fuck knows who did fuck him
lol
well this is the best i can do
answers in red
answers in red
Quote by PoloLady
Odd one out:
Which is the odd one out?
giggnod
feac
docnom
tempelutes
feac
Pair words:
Pair the words from list A with the words from list B.
List A
Bed covers
Flavoured condom
Gang bang
Massage oil
Genital warts
French knickers
Shaved cock
Bondage tape
Photo ads
Fury balls
Hard cup
List B
Balls
Tape
Cup
Cock
Covers
Ads
Warts
Knickers
Bang
Oil
Condom
How long:
Tom can shag for 3 minutes the first time he gets his end away. He lasts twice as long the second time and 50% longer than the second time on the third occasion of dipping his wick. Three times is all Tom can manage. Brenda invites Tom around for a romp - what is the total amount of time Brenda will be shagged?
18 mins
Does not belong:
Which word does not have a similar meaning to the others?
Stimulation
Penetration
Arousal
Excitation
penetration
Groups:
Arrange these words into groups of three.
Nipple, rubber, condom, lube, lace, nape, jacuzzi, bed, pvc, thigh, dildo, mirrors.
What are they?:
What do these things have in common?
MuffBrush
Mighty Throbber
Venus
Slim-Jim
alcohol?
Johnny‘s Jonnys:
John bulk buys some condoms. One bag contains 3 boxes of 12 Mates Easy-On Natural. The other bag contains one third vanilla flavour, one third banana flavour, one sixth ribbed-ticklers, one twelfth featherlite and 3 extra safe.
Helen does not like banana flavoured condoms or ribbed-ticklers.
How many condoms does John have which Helen will like?
46
Does not belong:
Which word does not have a similar meaning to the others?
Exhilaration
Elevation
Elimination
Elation
elimination
Watch the Clock:
Janet has a formula for perfect sex. She believes the length of time engaged in actual penetration related to the time spent on foreplay. Oral should take twice as long as fingering and fingering should be one quarter the total time of all action. If penetration lasts for 8 minutes and 20 seconds, How long should Janet have had her pussy licked for?
50% of the total time
Odd one out:
Which is the odd one out?
Refign
Gotune
Pekirp
Nabaan
Oldid
pekirp
Time Management:
Kevin is meeting Roger and Pauline in one hour at a hotel 20 minutes down the road. He normally takes 12 minutes to shower, but today he takes 50% longer so he can shave his balls. 10% of his hour is spent getting the iron and ironing board out - it then takes twice that time to iron his shirt. He then spend 14 minutes styling his hair. He then spends 2 minutes trimming his nasal hair and then twice as long trimming his toenails. A final 5 minutes to clean his shoes and Kevin hit’s the road. How late will Kevin be for his hotel 3some?
21mins
Which Dogger did Donald?
Arthur, Bill and Charlie are being questioned by their friends in the pub. The three men went out dogging and their mates have found out that one of the guys fucked Donald the Dogger up the arse. Donald was not sure which of the guys actually fucked him, other than the man had a fat bent penis.
Arthur:
I do not have a fat bent penis.
I did not fuck Donald up the arse.
Bill:
I do have a fat bent penis.
I did not fuck Donald up the arse.
Charlie:
I do not have a fat bent penis.
A man with a fat bent penis fucked Donald.
In the toilets the guys in the pub discover only two of the statements are true - only one of the three suspects did not have a fat bent penis.
Who fucked Donald?
arthur
Orgasminator
oldid is dildo
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
well i now have answers for:
how long??
Johnny's Jonny's..
Watch the clock
and Time management....
bet you none of them are right though.......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
i'll give you the answers for the ones i got... then you can all laugh...
How long..... 18 minutes
Johnny's jonnys...... 54 condoms.
watch the clock..... 16 mins 40 seconds
time management... I think this one is a trick question.... i think the answer is "we don't know!" as you are not told how long it takes to get to the hotel.....
bet you all of them are wrong....... :) :) :) :) :)
sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by PoloLady
Oi - sheddy, come on!
ops: Sorry miss my dog eat my homework I'll have a pop at it later, I tried a minute ago but owing to technical difficulties (the speed is pissing me off) I aint done it yet. So i'm working for once............... sorry for the delay feel free to post the answers I won't cheat honest I havn't even looked at what others have posted :whistle:
Sexlightened
Great post I wasn't sure I could mix two pleasures of sex with intelligence tests but I didi it and have become more educated in the process thanks PoloLady for the post.
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