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The Shat Awards - 2005

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:cry: :cry: BUGGER :cry: :cry:
Can't find my award from last time! I'll donate a bottle of Swinging Heaven Merlot (last remaining bottle I have to add!) for the winner of my category - Mod of the Year!
:beer:
This is going to be really difficult because we're so spoiled for choice in each category.
It's going to be imposible to do justice to everyone who deserves it. :undecided:
I love you all kiss Err..........in different ways of course! redface surprisedops:
Hang on - is that Best Hi-jacked thread or Best Thread Hi-jack?
time to put my bouncing boobies up again.......pmsl
Can't we have a
"most prolific thread killer"?
Its the only chance I'll have of winning anything.
Ian
can we not have a category of the best ass kisser :moon:
BOLLOX!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does this mean I have to start being nice to people for a few weeks??? confused :? :? lol
What about best flirt thread lol ...but i will have to think on the other ones....best not to do till morning as im abit pissed at the mo...lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
BOLLOX!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does this mean I have to start being nice to people for a few weeks??? confused :? :? lol

Not unless you want the title of best ass kisser, although I can think of many more then you who deserve it :lol2: wink
T-J
Quote by RedHot
BOLLOX!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does this mean I have to start being nice to people for a few weeks??? confused :? :? lol

Not unless you want the title of best ass kisser, although I can think of many more then you who deserve it :lol2: wink
T-J
:shock: :shock: :shock: Did I miss that category???? :? :? :? :lol:
Quote by givemeahug
What about best flirt thread lol ...but i will have to think on the other ones....best not to do till morning as im abit pissed at the mo...lol

what about the biggest piss head on here then rotflmao bolt
Quote by Debbiewebs
What about best flirt thread lol ...but i will have to think on the other ones....best not to do till morning as im abit pissed at the mo...lol

what about the biggest piss head on here then rotflmao bolt
Steph said you can't vote fer yerself - that also means you can't vote in yer own category either!! rolleyes wink
Quote by westerross
What about best flirt thread lol ...but i will have to think on the other ones....best not to do till morning as im abit pissed at the mo...lol

what about the biggest piss head on here then rotflmao bolt
Steph said you can't vote fer yerself - that also means you can't vote in yer own category either!! rolleyes wink
oi i was about to say dont cheek ya elders!...................but then i thought i cannot say that really can i tune :rotflmao:
Quote by westerross
Steph said you can't vote fer yerself - that also means you can't vote in yer own category either!! rolleyes wink

That told yer! :grin: lol :lol:
innocent :whistling:
if we had numpty of the year I might be in with a shout biggrin
Quote by Debbiewebs
What about best flirt thread lol ...but i will have to think on the other ones....best not to do till morning as im abit pissed at the mo...lol

what about the biggest piss head on here then rotflmao bolt
Steph said you can't vote fer yerself - that also means you can't vote in yer own category either!! rolleyes wink
oi i was about to say dont cheek ya elders!...................but then i thought i cannot say that really can i tune :rotflmao:
Talking about cheek - you've got two beauts there 'young' lady!
Quote by EagerSlut

Steph said you can't vote fer yerself - that also means you can't vote in yer own category either!! rolleyes wink

That told yer! :grin: lol :lol:
innocent :whistling:

Oi dont you start flashy pants!
OK so how's the voting gonna go then. Do we get heats, long-lists, shortlists and a poll then?
Quote by Debbiewebs
Oi dont you start flashy pants!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
flipa
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sexysteph
Male Avatar are: Dambuster (shower one) Fabio (and that hat) and Mal (for the cutest rear)

If dambuster wins this section, does the photographer get a prize as well :P
If Mal wins this section, I may wish to submit another pic that I came across the other day rolleyes
lol :lol: :lol:
best female avitor....
kazswallows....HornyLittleBlonde (current one).....mrs gen herts
male..... me....me...me sorry guys being selfish here.
Quote by Sexysteph
Ok People it’s that time of year again …….. Courtesy of SH Archives and reproduced with the kind permission of Sgt Bilko
They do it for films, Television, Radio and Adverts so why shouldn’t we do it here?? dunno
Swinging Heaven Award Time (SHAT) 2005
The Categories are:

Best Avatar (Male)
Mal...Happy Cats...Jizzy muff diver
Best Avatar (Female)
Alexandra...debz4u...calista
Best Animated Avatar
Silk and Big G...Dean Cannock...johnathon
Most Prolific Thread Starter
eager slut ( lately) ...dino...postie
Funniest Poster (Male)
da69ve...postie...bigdewi69
Funniest Poster (Female)
Kazswallows...alexandra...sarah
Best Thread :small-print:
big brother...different tattoo..sh calender 2006
Best use of Emoticons etc.
sexy steph...debbiewebs...mistress sassy
Best Newcomer Post
Best Thread Hijack :
Fabio grooverider...bigdewi69...da69ve
Best Thread Killer:
Fabiogrooverider...postie...big dewi 69
Mod of the year
mark... mal ...sarge
Rules: You must nominate three names for each category. The same name can be nominated for several categories. You cannot nominate yourself or your partner. The Thread will be locked at midnight on Friday 11 November. The person with the most nominations for each category will be deemed the winner of that category. Despite being the 2005 Awards it covers the last 12 months so any Thread or Poster is eligible. Older threads are eligible if they have been quoted since the last awards.
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My nominations to follow as I will be away for the next couple of days but I wanted to get this started before I went.
I wanted to vote ...................... but by the time I read it and scrolled to the bottom of the page to post............... I'd forgotten what all the categories were rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I wanted to vote ...................... but by the time I read it and scrolled to the bottom of the page to post............... I'd forgotten what all the categories were rolleyes

Quote by Sexysteph
The Categories are:

Best Avatar (Male)
Best Avatar (Female)
Best Animated Avatar
Most Prolific Thread Starter
Funniest Poster (Male)
Funniest Poster (Female)
Best Thread :small-print:
Best use of Emoticons etc.
Best Newcomer Post
Best Thread Hijack :
Best Thread Killer:
Mod of the year
Rules: You must nominate three names for each category. The same name can be nominated for several categories. You cannot nominate yourself or your partner. The Thread will be locked at midnight on Friday 11 November. The person with the most nominations for each category will be deemed the winner of that category. Despite being the 2005 Awards it covers the last 12 months so any Thread or Poster is eligible. Older threads are eligible if they have been quoted since the last awards.
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by Sexysteph
Best Avatar (Female) Vix, Bailiffs, LadyFeeBee
Best Animated Avatar Postie, wales-cpl (wherever they've disappeared to), Vix (boobie rubbing avatar, if previous avatars are allowed that is :rascal: )
Most Prolific Thread Starter , equi-princess, cheeky-chimp, Debbiewebs
I'll post my nominations a bit later...........................
Well I have arrived darn sarf..... booked in....
But just before go out again..
Sarge - how about an additional category of
Best avatar mickey take (to get those creative juices running).
Sort of based on the Davej Avatar thread!
Just a thought........
See you's all later - if I survive, that is.
Quote by Jags
:cry: :cry: BUGGER :cry: :cry:
Can't find my award from last time! I'll donate a bottle of Swinging Heaven Merlot (last remaining bottle I have to add!) for the winner of my category - Mod of the Year!
:beer:

Hey! I'm still waiting for my flucking rosette!!!
Quote by Alexandra
Sarge - how about an additional category of
Best avatar mickey take (to get those creative juices running).
Sort of based on the Davej Avatar thread!

Nowt to do with me. dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Quote by Sexysteph
Sarg I am going AWOL tomorrow wink

You coming with me? Yipee hump
Will have to admit that not having been on here long filling all the categories might be difficult - maybe trim the nominations to 2 per category?