there was a time ..

1 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
Is impersonating an op an offence?
Can I choose the punishment?

what op??

circumcision.....vasectomy....strapadictomee....
ALERT! ALERT!
Forbidden word! Oh Woe my purple luvspuds...
Mrs B. bend over for a smackbottom

Actually, given your condition. That may not be a wise idea. Instead I sentence you to three weeks hard labour plucking Anne Widdicombe's moustache.

:rotflmao:

1 Oct 2009

Has anyone seen my Marbles????????? :shock:
ah ha wondered where my goldfish went lol

1 Oct 2009

I wish I was a glow worm... cause a glow worms life ain't glum... How could you be unhappy when the sun shines from your bum!

1 Oct 2009

Quote by warwick
Has anyone seen my Marbles????????? :shock:
ah ha wondered where my goldfish went

Now aren't you a really old oldie? :giggle:
bolt

1 Oct 2009

positively prehistoric lol

1 Oct 2009

they reckon dinosaurs werent as green as you might of once thought now

1 Oct 2009

thats true some were definately more brown
I remember :shock:

1 Oct 2009

how the hell did warwick get you to admit to being his other half!

1 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
I know what you mean Staggy and wearing the balaclava makes my chin itch like buggery.
And no bugger wants to go to Cuba these days either...
Staggy's being turned to the ways of the gormless Lost Resonant Ape also known as... Nicola from Girls Aloud.

But does buggery ACTUALLY itch ???

1 Oct 2009

A good point.
I suppose it would with a tickling stick strapped to it. I am not wise in the ways of the botty invasion, so I shall leave it to far greater minds than mine to answer this enquiry.
:shock:

1 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
A good point.
I suppose it would with a tickling stick strapped to it. I am not wise in the ways of the botty invasion, so I shall leave it to far greater minds than mine to answer this enquiry.
:shock:

oh god ken dodd doing you up the rear.. dont for the love of god bring the diddy men into this

1 Oct 2009

Hijack: tr.v
1.
a. To stop and rob (a vehicle in transit).
b. To steal (goods) from a vehicle in transit.
c. To seize control of (a moving vehicle) by use of force, especially in order to reach an alternate destination.
2.
a. To steal from as if by hijacking.
b. To swindle or subject to extortion.
Not sure why it's fun... but it is! wink

2 Oct 2009

:giggle:

2 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
I hijack this thread in the name of her majesty Floella Benjamin and I demand that the thread take a turn for the sensible and we discuss such things as cheese, the erotic attraction of lemurs and just why "Big Ted" was called "Big" Ted and why little Ted felt inferior.
Otherwise I shall have no option but to enforce our threat of using no grammar or punctuation in any subsequent posting.
You have 1 hour to comply with our demands, or the comma gets it.
You can find me through the....round window...

What about Hamble ??? dunno

can we have the arched window please.......it looks prettier :smile2: i'm not to tell you about little teddy's inadaquacy's, he divulged em to me while we was talking in bed so i'm buggared due to the data protection act rotflmao

as too big ted's nick name aka big ted, well you'll have to draw your own conclusions on that one innocent

moving swiftly along onto the subject about lemars..........isnt timon a lemar, he's rather cute u kno redface

i'll pass on the cheese lol

2 Oct 2009

Hamble?
Didn't she lead the erstwhile soldiers of fortune, The 'A' Team. B.A Barfmucus, Howling Mad Murdoch and Face?
Maybe they should be called to return this hi-jacked thread to its rightful owner...

2 Oct 2009

Quote by Resonance
Hamble?
Didn't she lead the erstwhile soldiers of fortune, The 'A' Team. B.A Barfmucus, Howling Mad Murdoch and Face?
Maybe they should be called to return this hi-jacked thread to its rightful owner...

NOOOOOOOOOO dont do it

2 Oct 2009

how did 'DO-IT-ALL' do it?? :dunno....anyone know??

2 Oct 2009

Quote by GnV

:giggle:

"You can't handle the truth!"
lol

3 Oct 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent

3 Oct 2009

Quote by Pete_sw
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent

3 Oct 2009

Can I add this..... since we are talking about hijacks...

5 Oct 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent

5 Oct 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent

5 Oct 2009

Quote by fabio
Can I add this..... since we are talking about hijacks...

OOH had that happen to me in Paris once..

5 Oct 2009

Quote by wild rose and the stag
Can I add this..... since we are talking about hijacks...

OOH had that happen to me in Paris once..
What's that? A man shove his large weapon in your face?
You should try the clubs around the UK...

8 Oct 2009

ive tried them , over and over and over

8 Oct 2009

its funy how hi-jacking has become more acceptable.....I still remember the days when my inbox was full of abuse for my antics..... rolleyes

now days its just people begging for sex....... :mrgreen: