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hijacking threads got right on my tits.. however these days its the only fun i have in here ..
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there was a time ..
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You've evolved Staggy 
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Quote by Cherrytree
Kraftwerk, "The Model" - best song ever - bar none.
Rubbish Cherry
This is >>>
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I know what you mean Staggy and wearing the balaclava makes my chin itch like buggery.
And no bugger wants to go to Cuba these days either...
Staggy's being turned to the ways of the gormless Lost Resonant Ape also known as... Nicola from Girls Aloud.
And no bugger wants to go to Cuba these days either...
Staggy's being turned to the ways of the gormless Lost Resonant Ape also known as... Nicola from Girls Aloud.
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and the actress said but bishop it was just a little marrow
hahhahahahahah
hahhahahahahah
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I think perhaps it was Losty in the Library with the candlestick and Miss Scarlett's knickers.
:rascal:
:rascal:
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i had to google 'Nicola from Girls Aloud.'
still it beats three weeks in barbados
still it beats three weeks in barbados
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Quote by Cherrytree
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Staggy's being turned to the ways of the gormless Lost Resonant Ape also known as... Nicola from Girls Aloud.
How very dare you!
Oh Come on... She's got a face on her that makes Posh spice look positively overflowing with joy.
If she smiled it wouldn't be so bad, but she has the permanent look of someone who has just been told their mother is a serial killer and her father was actually Wee Jimmy Krankie...
Actually... now come to think of it...
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lol so confused now .... might try the sex change avatar in a bit .. whats it like Res? can ya 'feel' the difference ??
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Is impersonating an op an offence?
Can I choose the punishment?
Can I choose the punishment?
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You're all nuts and I need to be in bed!
But thank you for the giggle! This is how it's meant to be!
But thank you for the giggle! This is how it's meant to be!
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you know what amongst this madness i believe swinging goes on..!
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
you know what amongst this madness i believe swinging goes on..!
Shit!! Really?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Personally, I blame Dawnie! For everything! :giggle:
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cabbages
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if you want playing with youll have to get in the queue cherry ..no offense but it aint as easy as all that ya know...lol
reslostag
reslostag
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Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?
I'm being artistic!!
Keep your eyes peeled!
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Got to try that emote !
How cool is that!
How cool is that!
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this is the good night thread isnt it..
good night dudes
good night dudes
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G'night whoever you are
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Can't have a hijack thread without one of these...
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i can.. my careers officer said i was capable of anything.. or was that my psychiatrist?
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Quote by little gem
Can't have a hijack thread without one of these...
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I hijack this thread in the name of her majesty Floella Benjamin and I demand that the thread take a turn for the sensible and we discuss such things as cheese, the erotic attraction of lemurs and just why "Big Ted" was called "Big" Ted and why little Ted felt inferior.
Otherwise I shall have no option but to enforce our threat of using no grammar or punctuation in any subsequent posting.
You have 1 hour to comply with our demands, or the comma gets it.
You can find me through the....round window...
Otherwise I shall have no option but to enforce our threat of using no grammar or punctuation in any subsequent posting.
You have 1 hour to comply with our demands, or the comma gets it.
You can find me through the....round window...
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Quote by Thebonediggers
Is impersonating an op an offence?
Can I choose the punishment?
what op??
circumcision.....vasectomy....strapadictomee....
ALERT! ALERT!
Forbidden word! Oh Woe my purple luvspuds...
Mrs B. bend over for a
Actually, given your condition. That may not be a wise idea. Instead I sentence you to three weeks hard labour plucking Anne Widdicombe's moustache.
