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Reese
Sex God
Just got an IM from a single bi-female (!) who'd responded to our ad, and she invited Vix & I over for dinner on Saturday!! :shock:
I'm still asleep and this is all a dream, isn't it? At least it wasn't the "thatched house racing" one again... rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
bluexxx
Sex God
OMG!
When you wake up let us all know how good a dream it was lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
roger743
Sex God
Normally I'd give you good odds it's a single guy who's hoping you won't mind when you turn up and find he's got the wrong type of genitals, but if she's cooking dinner then she must be genuine. Wow. ;)
easy
Sex God
It's a lie....
She's really a journalist. :uhoh: :eeek: :scared:
RUN NOW, WHILE YOUR PRIVACY'S STILL INTACT ......... bolt
*easy gets dragged off by two female nurses ( WHAT??? this is my delusion and I can have nurses if I want :twisted: :rascalsmile who need to give him his medicine.*
Unknown User
Reese,
Blimey!!!
...and you're probably going to win the lottery next week too!
Well done! (I hope it's all for real!) :thumbup:
Vix
Sex God
Quote by phil_osopher
Well done! (I hope it's all for real!) :thumbup:

So do I!! I mean.. night off from cooking and all.... marv.
outdoorfun
Sexpert
Well, Reese, yes, seems like heaven has smiled on you.
And if it is a journalist, well, they shag too y'know. Just be sure to get a couples of clear closeup pix.
And insist of three courses, minimum.
TKH
sexyann57
Orgasminator
Good luck Reese , hope it is,nt a dream...or at least one that comes true !!!!
wink biggrin
Reese
Sex God
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese! surprised
Vix
Sex God
Quote by Reese
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

God is???
devil_in_part
Sexlightened
Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!
stellaa
Warming the Bed
My god :shock: There is hope for us yet - whats the secret wink
Is it actually living near a populated area by any chance lol
Mr stellaa !
Vix
Sex God
Quote by devil_in_part
Don't forget to take the address of our ad with you Saturday... You know you've got to share don't you????? :P :P :P
Great news!!!!

5 way share? You know Reese said she was busty?.. she would have enough for all 4 of us, and some to spare!! sillyhwoar:
devil_in_part
Sexlightened
Poor love, she wouldn't know what hit her... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Redbird
Orgasminator
Hi Reese do we have an update? - I'm dying to know what happened lol
Unknown User
Quote by Reese
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

Well what can i say!. ...you deserve it kiss .....now do you like your eggs sunny side sunny side down!
Reese
Sex God
Quote by Redbird
Hi Reese do we have an update? - I'm dying to know what happened lol

Well...
She messaged us the day before to say that she'd seriously injured her ankle and was totally immobile. We all figured the "date" was off, until she called the following day whilst Vix & I were having our tea - seeing as we wouldn't have anyone cooking for us that night sad - and asked if we wanted to come by anyway for a visit. And, despite her hobbling around with great difficulty, she'd made a banoffee pie (bless her)! :lickface:
We sat, talked, drank and ate for hours. For being the tender age of 22, she was quite experienced in the swing scene and even promised to take us on a "field trip" to London to experience a fetsh club there (Vix & I had never considered this before, but her description made us far more comfortable with the idea). She was friendly, forward, intelligent and articulate...and the time just flew by. On the way back to our car, Vix mentioned that it was a good thing we left when we did, as she couldn't have lasted much longer without "getting naughty" (and, to be fair, this probably would have resulted in serious injury to our already-infirm hostess).
Chatting with her later via IM, she mentioned that she'd gone to A&E the next day and that it turned out to be only a bad sprain. She also revealed how much she fancied the two of us - and we expressed that the feeling was mutual - so we set up a "2nd date" for this Saturday! biggrin Trouble is, Vix has her flu jab this afternoon, so she doesn't know how well she'll be feeling on the morrow. Hopefully, all will be well, and we'll get to enjoy a bit more than a polite social engagement this time! ;)
...wish us luck!!
~Reese! surprised
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Normally I'd give you good odds it's a single guy who's hoping you won't mind when you turn up and find he's got the wrong type of genitals, but if she's cooking dinner then she must be genuine. Wow. ;)

Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary! rotflmao
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary! rotflmao

Oi!!!! Me and Alex are still waiting for our legendary *uck!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief - hoping Ice hasn't got legend and myth mixed up :undecided:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Are you suggesting single guys can't cook? I'll have you know my *uck with all the trimmings is legendary! rotflmao

Oi!!!! Me and Alex are still waiting for our legendary *uck!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Misschief - hoping Ice hasn't got legend and myth mixed up :undecided:
It's an open invitation; any time you're both free, my schedule is flexible. kiss
(Please excuse the hijack, Reese smile )
DaHamsta
Warming the Bed
Reese, I know the lady of whom you speak... dark hair, fuller figure, owns a cat...
She makes a wicked scrambled egg and mushrooms for breakfast!
Reese
Sex God
Uh oh, guess we'll have to tell her that Vix doesn't "do" 'shrooms! ;)
~Reese! surprised
Redbird
Orgasminator
Well I'm gobsmacked you actually met! Looking forward to the next installment x
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
Indeed. She's 22 years old, busty, intelligent, watches 'Stenders, and even offered to procure a "supplemental" bi-male for the evening! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

God is???
One thing I hate about this site is when you lot start crowing about what fantastic sex you are going to have............ mad :x :x
Have a great time you rotten jammy sneaky lucky horrible sods. rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Rainbows
Sex God
Ummmmm - this thread started way before I joined in here. Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??
Would this go some way to explaining the size of my e-mail inbox at the moment?
And MORE IMPORTANTLY - does this mean I can get away with a large amount of pisstaking???? :happy: :happy:
:taz: :taz: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bugger - please will someone learn how to teach cats to hoover!!! I have two cats - one hoover. They could take turns!!
Lil_Bunny
Sex God
we're not THAT rare
Just not all looking for couples
FFM is not my thing as I keep saying but group can be with the right set of people!
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
we're not THAT rare!

I shall consider myself told off for trying to creep up the pisstake charts by means of illegal single bi-dom. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
you know -what - I think I just remembered how to use the hoover bolt
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
butters999999
Orgasminator
Quote by Rainbows
Ummmmm - this thread started way before I joined in here. Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??
Would this go some way to explaining the size of my e-mail inbox at the moment?
And MORE IMPORTANTLY - does this mean I can get away with a large amount of pisstaking???? :happy: :happy:
:taz: :taz: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh bugger - please will someone learn how to teach cats to hoover!!! I have two cats - one hoover. They could take turns!!

Not that rare but yes it would explain your mail box lol and no you can't get away with the pisstaking none of us can there’s always some one quicker or better at it then you are lol
Reese
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
Are you saying that single Bi fems - much as the old rainbow here are kinda scarce??

Rainbows~
If we were to judge by our ad replies, I'd have to say "yes"!
Out of about 600 replies so far...
- only 3 have been from single bi-fems
- less than 20 have been from couples
- the rest were all from single males, half of them not even bi-! (some people just don't read)
...so, from that perspective, I'd say that you're a bit of a rarity! ;)
~Reese! surprised