THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX

29 Oct 2004

This is like throwing a sausage up an alley!

29 Oct 2004

"Honey, what time does the footbal start?"

29 Oct 2004

mind the blisters hun

29 Oct 2004

Calling out another womens name & ending up having buckerro sex ie. see how long you can stay on for. :doh:

29 Oct 2004

I'd get a better ride at Alton Towers!!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by dwabbit
add to number 15
also mother or farther, daughter ,son or all 4 lol

What the....?
<< Woman >> "My you've got a small organ!"
<< Man >> "Well I've never played ina Cathedral before!"

29 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
AAAAAAAAAAAArrrgghhhhh
Get the fuck off me!!!! I got cramp!!! (or am I the only one this happens to on a regular basis?!?!)

Your not alone there babes, been known to get cramp in my legs and my toes !!!!!
He was less than impressed
Foxyxxx

29 Oct 2004

Quote by FOXYFEM
AAAAAAAAAAAArrrgghhhhh
Get the fuck off me!!!! I got cramp!!! (or am I the only one this happens to on a regular basis?!?!)

Your not alone there babes, been known to get cramp in my legs and my toes !!!!!
He was less than impressed
Foxyxxx
God I feel so much better - thought it was just me! redface

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29 Oct 2004

one my friend said as hubby was giving all he'd got "my god thet ceiling could do with a lick of paint" as he stopped suddenly she replied "I didn't just say that out load did I?" rolleyes

:lol:
no wonder they are divorced now

31 Oct 2004

..... no really that was it?
Oow i can feel poo!
Thats such a funny shape, can you do it round corners?
When will you be ready again?
Can you just get off for a minute and go and brush your teeth, there is some mouthwash in the bathroom too!
Are you sure it's in? I can't feel it!
Can you just clean that up a bit first?
You remind me of the M25, Once I am on it I am counting the seconds till I can get off again.

31 Oct 2004

"was that the door?"
"was that the kids?"
"shit, it's your mom....forgot she was coming for coffee"
all these happened this weekend!! poor me!!

31 Oct 2004

Quote by mellow
"was that the door?"
"was that the kids?"
"shit, it's your mom....forgot she was coming for coffee"
all these happened this weekend!! poor me!!

With all those interuptions its amazing you ever find time for sex !!!!

31 Oct 2004

How about :-
Send your friends in on the way out sad

Taff666

31 Oct 2004

You ever think of getting a boob-job?

31 Oct 2004

She said "Give me 12 inches and make me bleed!", so I f**ked her twice and hit her with a brick!

31 Oct 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
She said "Give me 12 inches and make me bleed!", so I f**ked her twice and hit her with a brick!

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31 Oct 2004

zzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz cough cough zzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzz
did you have fish n chips for tea
is that a grey hair

31 Oct 2004

or;;;;; is this going to take long cos me arms gone to sleep and I'd like to catch it up know what I mean :sleeping:

31 Oct 2004

Your dog is locked in the kitchen, isn't it?
:twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Can you take your teeth out first redface

1 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
She said "Give me 12 inches and make me bleed!", so I f**ked her twice and hit her with a brick!

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Me toooo! Lying on the floor of the office laughing out loud, doesn't happen to often!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 Nov 2004

New Sexual Position: Bucking Bronco
You lay the woman on her back, climb on top and begin having sex, after a few minutes you say........ 'You're not as good as your sister, are you." ..... then enjoy the ride!
Anyone who can stay on for more than minute gets my respect. cool

Wishmaster

1 Nov 2004

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1 Nov 2004

You,re not as big as your dad !! lol

can you pass me vibe i,ll finish off meself :lol:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by funinandmike
Hiyas,
A funny one I have heard is.....................
HAVE YOU CUM YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Either that or they know you HAVE cum yet and you just try to deny it and carry on regardless redface

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1 Nov 2004

"You,re fucking useless"
Were the words I once uttered to a girlfriend when in my twenties redface

Which in fact could'nt have been further from the truth as she was fantastic,there was me thinking it would inspire her to a deeper depth of depravity.
Instead she burst into tears!
Emmm funny that!
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