THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX

28 Oct 2004

or......... Is that a spot on your arse redface

28 Oct 2004

:laughabove: Poor wilma. :therethere:
How about:
Awwww, thats sooooo cute, can you make it dance?

28 Oct 2004

In the morning remind me that I have that appointment at the clinic..

28 Oct 2004

Did you put the wheelie bin out? lol

Tracy-Jayne

28 Oct 2004

could you wake me u when you are ready to cum???

28 Oct 2004

Pull me nightie down when you've finished
Awwwww bless isn't it cute biggrin

28 Oct 2004

Sorry, what was your name again?

28 Oct 2004

Do you really all play for the same football team?

28 Oct 2004

"Bugger, that'll be my husband"
or
"That reminds me, I need some cocktail sausages."

28 Oct 2004

if you dont cum soon,. i shall have to charge you double!

28 Oct 2004

Look at the cobwebs on the ceiling.

28 Oct 2004

You don't sweat much for a fat lass :shock:

28 Oct 2004

I really must take them curtains down for a wash tomorrow

29 Oct 2004

this is so true,a friend who was a hit with the ladys
shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt my cocks broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

to this day i cant stop laughing lol

29 Oct 2004

add to number 15
also mother or farther, daughter ,son or all 4 lol

29 Oct 2004

getting names mixed up, then he wonders what you have been up to as if he couldn't guess in the first place!!
Sarah

29 Oct 2004

could you move your left leg, i cant hear the stereo!!!!!....got me a slap that 1... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Oct 2004

your just like your mother

29 Oct 2004

Just hang on this free kick is in a dangerous position..............
speaking from experience as I was in a dangerous position myself when I said it.........
Could have resulted in the old soldier being sidelined for weeks !!!!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Look at the cobwebs on the ceiling.

I know this one as - Look at the crack in the ceiling.
To which my response would usuall be, no hun, you've heard wrong.
I asked.....do you want me on my back or kneeling. rolleyes