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Things you wouldn''t put in your mouth

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So lured you in with the title. biggrin
What things don't you like to eat. What flavours really turn you stomach?
I can't stand celery. What's the point in it? It uses more energy to eat that it provides. It's strong flavour overpowers everything else.
Celery :crazy:
Marmite :shock:
Nuff said smile
Artichokes: I don't think they even look edible and they are disgusting yuck yuck yuck! lol
Marmite, sweetcorn, swede, parsnips, KFC, doner kebabs, any 'food' that is still alive ( a la I'm A Celebrity ) someone else's toothbrush or a stinky cock :gagged:
After thinking about that lot, I need to gargle confused
Oysters, squid, blue stilton (or any blue cheese come to think of it) and I have to agree with sassy about a stinky cock!! :gagged:
Tripe!
Oh and liver, kidney.. any offal really.
Squid
Stinky smelly cheese
Cod liver oil (liquid)
Pork
Prawn Cocktail crisps
Quote by Steve
Marmite :shock:
Nuff said smile

Mmmmmmm yummy Marmite lol
And theres not a lot I wouldnt put in my mouth, cept of course, certain people wink
Steve, that doesnt include you by the way :lol:
Just wanted to quote the Marmite thing cos I likes it redface
Have to agree big time with the oysters. Anything with the texture of snot is a huge no-no :gagged:
Quote by helnheaven
Marmite :shock:
Nuff said smile

Mmmmmmm yummy Marmite lol
And theres not a lot I wouldnt put in my mouth, cept of course, certain people wink
Steve, that doesnt include you by the way :lol:
Just wanted to quote the Marmite thing cos I likes it redface
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have to agree big time with the oysters. Anything with the texture of snot is a huge no-no :gagged:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Steve
Marmite :shock:
Nuff said smile

it's a love it or hate it food. Me, on the love it side!
On the hate side it's ketchup. Why do people smother their food with the stuff? What's the point of doing all that wonderful work preparing food with extreme care and thought, ensuring fresh seasonal ingredients are used, to have some moron cover it in revolting red stuff!
And yes he knows who he is and he can't buy or grovel his way out of everything! mad
Marmite
tripe
oysters
bananas
blue cheese
anything still alive
rare steak (thats still galloping round the plate :shock: )
flumps (marshmallows)
sea water (cant stand it anywhere near my mouth, so can only paddle or wade and NOT swim in the sea :shock: )
I can't eat any meat that still has a bone attached to it for example a pork chop. I can eat it but I have to cut the bone off of it before it touches my plate loon.
Brussel sprouts...........yuk.
They look disgusting.........they smell disgusting.........never tasted them though. lol
kebabs, cheese, marmite
my hubbie often says i shouldn't put my foot in my mouth :doh: does that count :evil2:
Cheesecake confused
Parsnip :?
Turnip :?
We need a sick/vomit emotion like this
Chocolate salty balls.
And M*$%*$*
Quote by winchwench
Chocolate salty balls.
And

:giggle:
Just you wait madam.....I'll force feed you a parsnip cheesecake :dry:

I couldn't...& that Nandos Sauce makes everything taste nice.
From,
Wunderhorse.
Quote by winchwench
Just you wait madam.....I'll force feed you a parsnip cheesecake :dry:

Erm
Oh no you wont

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I can't have tinned spaghetti in my mouth or I start retching (is that spelt with a w or am I right!!!?). Takes me right back to childhood when school MADE me eat it, despite begging them not to and I chucked up everywhere!! smile Moral..don't force kids to eat thing they know they can't!!! :)
Tripe, coffee, squid - yuk!
Quote by Bjlips2008
I can't have tinned spaghetti in my mouth or I start retching (is that spelt with a w or am I right!!!?). Takes me right back to childhood when school MADE me eat it, despite begging them not to and I chucked up everywhere!! smile Moral..don't force kids to eat thing they know they can't!!! :)

You know that thing when someone makes you laugh and and you have food or drink in your mouth, and it comes out of your nose? It feckin hurts with spaghetti! :lol2:
Quote by Misterwood
I can't have tinned spaghetti in my mouth or I start retching (is that spelt with a w or am I right!!!?). Takes me right back to childhood when school MADE me eat it, despite begging them not to and I chucked up everywhere!! smile Moral..don't force kids to eat thing they know they can't!!! :)

You know that thing when someone makes you laugh and and you have food or drink in your mouth, and it comes out of your nose? It feckin hurts with spaghetti! :lol2:
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Quote by Misterwood
I can't have tinned spaghetti in my mouth or I start retching (is that spelt with a w or am I right!!!?). Takes me right back to childhood when school MADE me eat it, despite begging them not to and I chucked up everywhere!! smile Moral..don't force kids to eat thing they know they can't!!! :)

You know that thing when someone makes you laugh and and you have food or drink in your mouth, and it comes out of your nose? It feckin hurts with spaghetti! :lol2:
LOL!! I'm quite an expert at that one!!