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Good afternoon all, I must disturb your peaceful afternoons with the following public service announcement.....
If you thought giving my flat cap away was unthinkable, I can now reveal that at an undisclosed time (because I was too busy to look at my watch lol ), with an undisclosed lady (before you all ask who with)......
I finally succumbed and gave away my V :shock:
I can reveal one thing - I am very happy and willing to be taught how to do it better as I have fairly little clue in knowing what I am doing of :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry :shock:
I'm shocked how couldyou, after all these years.
:shock:
:thumbup:
I hearts you Harry! :inlove:
Hope you had a lovely time and thank you for sharing your legendary moment with us! kiss
Well done Harry :!:
Best you amend your advert now otherwise you might get done under the Trade Descriptions Act :!: lol :small-print:
Anyone else feel like we should be hanging out celebratory bunting or something?!
wink
Well he has said for ages that he is going to "save himself"......so is this the "real thing" confused: :love:
which low down low life would defile our harry in such away this not on
harry was a beacon of self control
poor harry i hope you will get over this trauma and that it doesn't affect your liking for real ale and flat caps
when this wench is found we should set up a kangaroo court find her guilty and stick a chastity belt on her and throw away the key
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Well he has said for ages that he is going to "save himself"......so is this the "real thing" confused: :love:

I know that is why I am so shocked! lol
:bounce:
Ahhh... I remember my first time...
I have to otherwise I'd forget how to do it.
Do they do a Haynes manual?
If a Flat Caps a winner with the ladies, I'll try anything... Should I get matching plus fours and carry a shotgun too?
WOW Harry, giving the hat away must of started the ball rolling in your giving things away dept :shock:
Hope you had agreat time tho, learning is the best bit wink
There are not many "firsts" in life but this is without doubt the first time I have congratulated anyone on loosing their V redface
Joy x
what about the rest of the alphabet or did you find the rest and the v rolled under the couch rolleyes have you tried looking hard enough to find it again harry :twisted:
I'm too surprised to find someone else in the county to actually read the post. Maybe when the shock wears off.
Flippen eck Harry, Im gobsmacked :shock:
Hope you enjoyed it and the wait was worth it wink but maybe we should have an health warning put on your profile so that any future ladies know what to expect :wink: :wink:
bloody hell harry...... might have created a swinging shagging monster now!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
seriously mate... best of luck to ya!!!!
redface Harry lol welcome to th club lol :shock:
You Trollop Harry biggrin
as for getting better, try starting with the hokey cokey method.....
in-out-in-out and shake it all about wink
... and you're sure it was a lady? :rascal:
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... and you're sure it was a lady? :rascal:

More importantly, did she below the age of a free bus pass? :haha:
Sorry all I seem to have missed out on seeing all these lovely replies, thank you one and all, and a few pertinent replies...
Quote by leprechaun
poor harry i hope you will get over this trauma and that it doesn't affect your liking for real ale and flat caps

worry not I have purchased a new flat cap and am supping real ale as I write.
Quote by Sandybeach1
WOW Harry, giving the hat away must of started the ball rolling in your giving things away dept :shock:
Hope you had agreat time tho, learning is the best bit wink

Had a fabulous time and thoroughly enjoying learning but if anyone wants to help me further :wink:
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There are not many "firsts" in life but this is without doubt the first time I have congratulated anyone on loosing their V redface
Joy x

Thank you Joy, most appreciated xx
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maybe we should have an health warning put on your profile so that any future ladies know what to expect :wink: :wink:

Quote by fabio
bloody hell harry...... might have created a swinging shagging monster now!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
seriously mate... best of luck to ya!!!!

Yeah Harry the swinging shagging monster has been unleashed - warning this man shags all night rotflmao
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ok wheres the queue
starts selling popcorn

I'm still looking for it myself rolleyes
Quote by meat2pleaseu
... and you're sure it was a lady? :rascal:

More importantly, did she below the age of a free bus pass? :haha:
She was even younger than me :shock: I am working on my first shag with someone with a bus pass still...
Regards
Harry Jones
Well done Harry!! worship
Glad you enoyed & have no regrets.. :thumbup:
Oh.. & don't come back this way again without letting me know smackbottom
(MyFriend)Mary
xxx
Quote by HarryJones
If you thought giving my flat cap away was unthinkable, ......
I finally succumbed and gave away my V :shock:

Harry, is there any chance of this being followed by giving up karaoke? lol
Quote by Mandm09
Well done Harry!! worship
Glad you enoyed & have no regrets.. :thumbup:
Oh.. & don't come back this way again without letting me know smackbottom
(MyFriend)Mary
xxx

Thank you Mary and I'm completely mortified that I never knew I was going so near to you - I had no idea where you were these days. tis typical of my luck though, I travel miles then a few days later realise who I could have seen. I'm back that way on Nov 17th or so if you are still about.
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and i thought u had lost yr bike biggrin :D

No I lost that a few years back and have still never found any of the local village bikes other than the beer of that name brewed in Potton.
Quote by NLondonJohn

If you thought giving my flat cap away was unthinkable, ......
I finally succumbed and gave away my V :shock:

Harry, is there any chance of this being followed by giving up karaoke? lol
Never but good try my old friend.
Regards
Harry Jones