Three men were bragging how they’d
given their new wives “duties"
The First had married a woman from Leigh
And bragged that she was going to do every household chore.
She was trained in 3 days
The Second man married a woman from St Helens,
trained her in household duties and she was soon perfect
clean dishes washed and a huge dinner on the table
when he got in from work.
The Third man married a Wigan girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
wash dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and have hot meals on the table
three times a day
The man said that on the first day he didn’t see any of the jobs done. It was the same on the second day. And by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and mow the lawn
8-) 8-) 8-)
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