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A good tip for the boys I heard once.
Never go out with a woman with big hands as she'll make you c*ck look small!
Number__1
Sexpert
as Frankie say - 'Relax, when you wanna come!'
Garfield1
Sex God
Don't Eat in a thi resturant located next to a Dog Pound!!!!!!!!!!!
Woof Woof confused
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
A good tip for the boys I heard once.
Never go out with a woman with big hands as she'll make you c*ck look small!

Gerremoooootfertheladsthen Madam Venus Bandersnatch!!! :inlove:
Unknown User
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol

dunno
Unknown User
Quote by felixx1416
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol

dunno
:doh: Don't eat yellow snow rolleyes
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol

ffs... you know you wanna... stop faffin about man!!! mad
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol

dunno
:doh: Don't eat yellow snow rolleyes
biggrin Done earlier by Rod5210 :D
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
Has anyone done the obvious tip yet ?
It's that lame even I refuse to post it lol

dunno
:doh: Don't eat yellow snow rolleyes
biggrin Done earlier by Rod5210 :D
Note to self really must read more of the forum :notes: :lol2:
Unknown User
Next time you're in the showers at the gym, bring a chocolate milk drink with you. Complain about a stomach ache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh," and squirt the drink down the drain "ditch" for all to see.
:giggle:
Rod5210
Warming the Bed
Sheddy (and I mean this very tongue in cheek) are you inferring that my tip was lame? lol
Ill forgive you this time though!
These are the sort of tips that get me through the day!
So guess Ill have to add another (lame and gross for good measure!) one:
Don't touch it, unless its moist!
Brgds Rod5210
robhambledon
Master of Sex
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Next time you're in the showers at the gym, bring a chocolate milk drink with you. Complain about a stomach ache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh," and squirt the drink down the drain "ditch" for all to see.
:giggle:

sassy : not sure if that was funny ,or just pain evil!........then again it does appeal to my sense of humour biggrin
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Quote by robhambledon
Next time you're in the showers at the gym, bring a chocolate milk drink with you. Complain about a stomach ache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh," and squirt the drink down the drain "ditch" for all to see.
:giggle:

sassy : not sure if that was funny ,or just pain evil!........then again it does appeal to my sense of humour biggrin
Well I thought it was funny rotflmao go figure :dry: