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Sex God
Quote by sleazy
did ya know that they often use raw egg white as a substitute ???,
Raw egg whites make me gag but haven't seen anything in a porn movie that does....yet!
G xx
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:
Ah, 'Scatty the goat-herd and his travels with mans' best friend', no, I wasn't fussed on that one either, especially the sequel, 'Scatty and the armless red herring'. Shame though, the casting was excellent.
H.x
At least I know who to pass on the porn passed on to me by the local boys in blue now.
H-x, I'll be sending you up the following :
*Scatman and Jacqueline Sprat in The Dead in the
Manchester Morgue
*Pony Club Fuck-Fest
*Fish-Head Betty's Sweaty Crack
*Goat-Herder Whores
*Cold Horse-Milk Slurpers
*Shit Ahoy! II - The sinking of the Titanic Turd
*Beast Master-bator IV - Pussy Cat Cream, Lap it up!
*Boxed Helena
I would have sent you up "Tranny-Farmers" and "Legless and Armless in Beverley Hill" but just borrowed them to NaughtyNymphos...
ohhh can i borrow pony club fuck fest when you've done :P
actually cleaning the thread up a bit i had a pony girl dvd that was quite good i must admit i got a little turned on at the though of wearing a butt plug tail and a bit and being flogged round a farm yard pulling a trap :shock: i think id look rather good in a black pvs cat suit (or in this case pony suit lol)
Did i really say that out loud
:wink: 
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:
Ah, 'Scatty the goat-herd and his travels with mans' best friend', no, I wasn't fussed on that one either, especially the sequel, 'Scatty and the armless red herring'. Shame though, the casting was excellent.
H.x
At least I know who to pass on the porn passed on to me by the local boys in blue now.
H-x, I'll be sending you up the following :
*Scatman and Jacqueline Sprat in The Dead in the
Manchester Morgue
*Pony Club Fuck-Fest
*Fish-Head Betty's Sweaty Crack
*Goat-Herder Whores
*Cold Horse-Milk Slurpers
*Shit Ahoy! II - The sinking of the Titanic Turd
*Beast Master-bator IV - Pussy Cat Cream, Lap it up!
*Boxed Helena
I would have sent you up "Tranny-Farmers" and "Legless and Armless in Beverley Hill" but just borrowed them to NaughtyNymphos...
ohhh can i borrow pony club fuck fest when you've done :P
actually cleaning the thread up a bit i had a pony girl dvd that was quite good i must admit i got a little turned on at the though of wearing a butt plug tail and a bit and being flogged round a farm yard pulling a trap :shock: i think id look rather good in a black pvs cat suit (or in this case pony suit lol)
Did i really say that out loud
:wink:YES!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dek borrowed one from the lad at work yesterday the guy was "fucking" a chicken literally :scared: :scared: :scared: i watched all of 5 min before escaping into my kitchen saying you dirty bastard knock it off or i aint sucking no cock tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: then derek bursting into giggles :doh:
did he sperminate its eggs
did he sperminate its eggs
Quote by dekntan
Dek borrowed one from the lad at work yesterday the guy was "fucking" a chicken literally :scared: :scared: :scared: i watched all of 5 min before escaping into my kitchen saying you dirty bastard knock it off or i aint sucking no cock tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: then derek bursting into giggles :doh:
did he sperminate its eggs
Please tell me the chicken was dead :shock:
H.x
Master of Sex
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
Quote by H-x
Dek borrowed one from the lad at work yesterday the guy was "fucking" a chicken literally :scared: :scared: :scared: i watched all of 5 min before escaping into my kitchen saying you dirty bastard knock it off or i aint sucking no cock tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: then derek bursting into giggles :doh:
did he sperminate its eggs
Please tell me the chicken was dead :shock:
H.x
Nope it was very much alive flapping wings n everything i couldnt watch :shock:
Quote by byron
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quote by dekntan
Dek borrowed one from the lad at work yesterday the guy was "fucking" a chicken literally :scared: :scared: :scared: i watched all of 5 min before escaping into my kitchen saying you dirty bastard knock it off or i aint sucking no cock tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: then derek bursting into giggles :doh:
did he sperminate its eggs
Please tell me the chicken was dead :shock:
H.x
Nope it was very much alive flapping wings n everything i couldnt watch :shock:
Dialogue:
Come in, meet my bird she's a bit of a squarker.
Of course you can stay for breakfast.......
......eggs?
H.x
(wonders how much further the bounds of good taste can be stretched)
Quote by H-x
I have quite a dark taste in porn, most of my collection is a bit close to being illegal these days
It would seem I'm in a minority in liking gagging cum shots and facials, ho hum - each to thier own
H.x
Um think we share the same kind of tastes H.x :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (Call me if your in Bristol sometime lol)
Im not into storyline porn anything trying to be 'tasteful' I suppose I just like full on, naughty sex
Mrs M
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quite normal from my point of view! :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by byron
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quite normal from my point of view! :bounce: :bounce:
thats cos ya a stark raving sex mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but there again i must be to :evil2: Sex God
Quote by dekntan
When the dog gets priority space on the bed.........
trying to watch porn whilst your talking to your mother........
Garlic breath.........
When ya best porno is from the 70s n is about as watchable as paint drying and the tracking on video is fooked.......
Sounds like a normal Friday night to me.
:rotflmao::rotflmao: Quote by de_sade
Dek borrowed one from the lad at work yesterday the guy was "fucking" a chicken literally :scared: :scared: :scared: i watched all of 5 min before escaping into my kitchen saying you dirty bastard knock it off or i aint sucking no cock tonight :shock: :shock: :shock: then derek bursting into giggles :doh:
did he sperminate its eggs
Please tell me the chicken was dead :shock:
H.x
Where's the fun in that? :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: guna have nightmares about fucking chickens tonight i just know it :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by dekntan
The only thing that gets me is when you get the same scene repeated over and over - girl sucks guy, guy eats girl then they bang each other in a variety of positions. What about when you're so horny you just want to shag?
get over ere now i just wanna shag
:D :D :D :D :D :D am starting to think am wierd cos i wanna cut all the foreplay out n just get straight to it and get banged silly :D either that of my nympho urges are just getting the better of me
Quite normal from my point of view! :bounce: :bounce:
thats cos ya a stark raving sex mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but there again i must be to :evil2:I knew I wasn't the only one! :silly:
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
>>>>Tries really, really hard to resist making jokes about Finger Lickin Chicken.........
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Or Kenfucky tried chicken!
Sex God
Funnily enough, I hate men that leave their socks on 
Thongs on men......eeeeeek, men spitting on me lovely bits ..............tut!
A good erotic porn film I haven't had in ages.
Most porn is soooo boring, because its so false, and the wimmen are perfect............why !
The men aren't always, and its refreshing to see.
Oh ! does anyone ever talk while your watching porn....
I do.............. but its for the wrong reasons...
Thongs on men......eeeeeek, men spitting on me lovely bits ..............tut!
A good erotic porn film I haven't had in ages.
Most porn is soooo boring, because its so false, and the wimmen are perfect............why !
The men aren't always, and its refreshing to see.
Oh ! does anyone ever talk while your watching porn....
I do.............. but its for the wrong reasons... 
Master of Sex
Did the porn film answer the old riddle? Did the chicken come first?
Quote by MrsFC
Funnily enough, I hate men that leave their socks on
Thongs on men......eeeeeek, men spitting on me lovely bits ..............tut!
A good erotic porn film I haven't had in ages.
Most porn is soooo boring, because its so false, and the wimmen are perfect............why !
The men aren't always, and its refreshing to see.
Oh ! does anyone ever talk while your watching porn....
men in thongs is just wrong :?
