No, I say that to Mr BE as well. And if he doesn't get me a card, then it is :kick: time for him!
What I mean when I say that though, is that I don't want him spending £30 on a bunch of flowers which aren't even worth half that price.
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Valentine's Dilemma
Quote by BlueEyes
What I mean when I say that though, is that I don't want him spending £30 on a bunch of flowers which aren't even worth half that price.
Yeah! Right! - So the guy is panicking because you said "dont buy flowers" - he thinks it is a subtle reminder - he does not want to buy flowers because of the price - he buys them because he thinks he will be in less trouble for spending £30 than if he did not buy them - you get them and positively squeal with delight - he sighs with relief thinking he did the right thing - the following day he cannot take you out for a drink because he spent his last £30 on flowers and you now feel upset that he wasted the money - he feels guilty - deep down though you are glad he bought them!
The answer is simple really!
If you girlies were to stop reminding us men that it is Valentines - we would forget the card and flowers and then you get more to spend on a night out or a new pair of shoes!
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I have decided to push the boat out this year!!
I am allowing Mrs Bilko to stay in, looking after the kids, while I watch the Manchester Derby at lunch time, then if she is really good, and I haven't had too much to drink, I will let her stay in looking after the kids again while I go out for a pint with the lads in the evening.(Wonder if I should buy her a card????)
I am allowing Mrs Bilko to stay in, looking after the kids, while I watch the Manchester Derby at lunch time, then if she is really good, and I haven't had too much to drink, I will let her stay in looking after the kids again while I go out for a pint with the lads in the evening.(Wonder if I should buy her a card????)
Quote by FredFlintstone
then you get more to spend on a night out or a new pair of shoes!
Now you have me in a dilema, you mentioned shoes. Ok I'd prefer shoes to flowers or even undies. I know thats a bit corny but surely you should buy something that is going to make the female happy and that would work for me.
But you have to get undies she can wear and not just some wild fantasy that turns you men on!
As for a night out, I am out for valenties night but with a girlfriend who is lonely on her own.
I will love Ian whatever the day is, my friend will feel grotty on her own and needs cheering up.
(Sorry thats a bit sick
)Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wonder if I should buy her a card
If you unsure don't take the risk :kick: I don't play psychological tricks.
Ian knows damn well I want a card and I WILL get one :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
I want to buy both shoes not just the one!!!!Who said romance was dead...... not as dead as you would be Bilko if I didn't get a card.
Forgot to say... my first visit, but I feel passionately about love and romance and could not let this Valentine Dilemma pass without a thought. Bilko you appear very witty and creative and have plenty of time to write so maybe you could make a card??
Forgot to say... my first visit, but I feel passionately about love and romance and could not let this Valentine Dilemma pass without a thought. Bilko you appear very witty and creative and have plenty of time to write so maybe you could make a card??
Quote by baby blue
Who said romance was dead...... not as dead as you would be Bilko if I didn't get a card.
Well hello to you too!!!!! Welcome to the Forum. Seeing as this is a Valentine Thread I would like to formally welcome you with flowers. :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
P.S. Stay out off the GFZ!!!!!
Sgt Bilko
Sex God
Well, if you can work it the best bet is to agree with your loved one that you are not going to do the card and flowers thing - and then do it anyway (nice one, Tim! 
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She will love the surprise, tell you that you are a naughty boy - and then smother you with kisses (at least, that's the theory - but what do I know?
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Better still, of course is getting a romantic little gift at some other time of the year when she least expects it.
Good luck everyone and have a wonderful weekend!
).She will love the surprise, tell you that you are a naughty boy - and then smother you with kisses (at least, that's the theory - but what do I know?
).Better still, of course is getting a romantic little gift at some other time of the year when she least expects it.
Good luck everyone and have a wonderful weekend!
Orgasminator
What's all this about sending Valentine a card and presents. I don't know any female called Valentine!!! So I will just save my cash, such as it is. :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:
Harry0
Harry0
I am so impressed with Dawn_Mids
I love to give underwear (well OK on the naughty side but comfortable to wear rather than the itchy £1 Sun offers).
I always get my ears bitten because I am accused of buying them for myself.
I cannot argue with that point of course, even though it wasn't my intention to wear them. Just get my mouth and nose close to them whilst being worn. (without returning too closley to the "going down on a woman" discussion.
Is it OK to buy decent quality naughties for a girl because you want to get your own pinkies into them?
I love to give underwear (well OK on the naughty side but comfortable to wear rather than the itchy £1 Sun offers).
I always get my ears bitten because I am accused of buying them for myself.
I cannot argue with that point of course, even though it wasn't my intention to wear them. Just get my mouth and nose close to them whilst being worn. (without returning too closley to the "going down on a woman" discussion.
Is it OK to buy decent quality naughties for a girl because you want to get your own pinkies into them?
