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11 Feb 2004

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Valentines Day is fast approaching so I thought I would start a new thread for you all to post your messages of love.
and of course a personal message to my one and only Fred xx :inlove:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

11 Feb 2004

This is what my wife will be asking if I dont get out to the shops soon:-

biggrin

I hope everyone has a good one.
Lots of love to all the ladies I have been lucky enough to meet over the years, and lots of love to all the ladies that I am (hopefully) able to meet in the future. xxx

11 Feb 2004

:love: I love :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: Mrs player :love: :love:
(see I can be soppy) xxx

11 Feb 2004

Well as ive got nobody special in my life this Valentine goes out to all my female friends on the site.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
To all you lovely ladies that i know

Love The Tongue

11 Feb 2004

Quote by the_tongue
Well as ive got nobody special in my life

Just for you Tongue!!
Love
?????
(I know you know who it is but isn't that the traditional thing to do?)

11 Feb 2004

OK, well I know this has been posted before, but it was written epecially for someone here........
Demurest damsel; devoutly desired.
Distance destroys. Desperation damages.
Distraughted disquiet devours duration.
Determination diminishes.
Division demands decision.
Decided â€“ Divine!! Decadence, darling?
:happy: :happy: :love: :love: :love: :happy: :happy:
:inlove: :rose: :inlove:
Oh come off it, Fred! What did you expect? dunno

Slap him for me will you Wilma? rolleyes

11 Feb 2004

:love:

for you mr cardiff :love: and plenty more at the london munch
and maybe some hump

if your lucky :love: passionkiss

:love:

11 Feb 2004

Oi Brumlad! :taz: duel

Get yer backside in here and write me a message :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

11 Feb 2004

For Willxx69 duel

, a little expurgated Herrick...
kiss

Kissing and glancing, soothing, all make way
But to the act of this private play: 8)
Name it I would; but, being blushing red, redface

The rest I'll speak of when we meet both in bed. hump

assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:
with Sappho's love :love:

12 Feb 2004

A very simple message from a very simple guy:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
:love: :love: I love you Wilma - and I always will. :love: :love:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Fred
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

12 Feb 2004

To the sexy lady from Essex who means so much to me :silly:
Wish I could be with you this Saturday :bounce: I promise to make it up to you at the London Munch hun passionkiss

Can't wait to give you lotsa kiss

es all over and a lot of hump

ing if i'm good biggrin

Loads and loads of :love: and 69position

's see you there sweetheart
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

12 Feb 2004

Not to be outdone: we country people also know romance and true love. To prove this, the Artificer presents:
The Cowman's Lovesong
Oh Emily, Oh Emily,Your dark brown eyes, flashing,shining,
Dearest love, oh dearest love
My rustic heart for you is pining.
Oh velvet skin. pure velvet skin
Your mammary glands fixate me,
Sweet warm lips, oh sweet warm lips
What chance that you'll felate me?
Well turned leg, oh well turned leg
I cling to you, I feel
Your tender flesh a brushing mine
It makes my senses reel!
You stupid cow, you stupid cow
You awkward bastard, f**k it!
You've put your stupid bovine hoof
Right in the milking bucket!!

12 Feb 2004

You have far too much spare time and too little to occupy your mind Arti!
FABULOUS!!!!!
Fred

12 Feb 2004

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:rose: passionkiss

Happy Valentines to all the lovely ladies of the WI silly

assionkiss: :rose:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love::love: :love: :love: :love:
Misschief, how about leaving a message for me ! :hunk: Here's a special message for you whip

Cinderella got her fella,
with a slipper made of glass.
So please be mine, Valentine,
or I'll have to whack your ass.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now if you were to accompany me into the cleaning cupboard in the GFZ :passionkiss: hump

12 Feb 2004

*tries to ignore Fred's avatar* Where is Jags when you need her!!! rolleyes

Anyway, I know when I need to be in the good books so here goes...
Happy Valentines Day and Happy Anniversary, Blue Eyes kiss

:inlove: :rose:
Right....that's my soppy moment over for another year, better just go for a pint to make sure I am still "all man".

13 Feb 2004

The Passionate Swinger To His Love
Come swing with me and be my love
And speak me all the poems you know
So satisfying me up above
And in between, and down below:
Enwrap your mouth around some words
And letâ€™s get metaphysical.
Let luscious lips unleash, like birdâ€™s
Song, sweet thoughts. Better physical-
-ly realised, and engorged with life
By tender teasings of your tongue
Than sleeping, flat, the pageâ€™s wife.
And still the night is only young,
And midnight oil may yet burn on,
And rabbit, and your satin glove.
If these delights thy mind turn on
Then swing with me and be my love.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

13 Feb 2004

Waiting in anticipation to be one of his loves hump

Instead he hands me bleach and gloves evil

:evil: :evil:

13 Feb 2004

misschief darling :rose:
you've got me all wrong :giggle: :giggle: passionkiss

:sparring:

13 Feb 2004

Brumlad Hunny
As it's a special day.......
69position

assionkiss: :sparring: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :69:

13 Feb 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Brumlad Hunny
As it's a special day.......
assionkiss: :sparring: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :69:

:eeek: now I'm worried, I'm waiting for the :kick: !!
:sparring: