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Right, who wants a fight?? confused :?
I'm just in the mood for it so come on Put em Up
:sparring:
I would sooner have a frisk wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right, who wants a fight?? confused :?
I'm just in the mood for it so come on Put em Up :sparring:

Can I fight dirty? wink
If so - then I'm in!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right, who wants a fight?? confused :?
I'm just in the mood for it so come on Put em Up :sparring:

I'm sorry Sarge but since Alex said that all she can think of is Little Ern, everytime I see your new avatar I can hear "Bring me sunshine" being sung.... rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
we fighting under queensbury rules
or
pure murder and mayhem
Right JGL, you give Vicky a damn good frisking while I fight dirty with Alex !! :shock: :shock: :kick:
Quote by shireen-steve
Right, who wants a fight?? confused :?
I'm just in the mood for it so come on Put em Up :sparring:

I'm sorry Sarge but since Alex said that all she can think of is Little Ern, everytime I see your new avatar I can hear "Bring me sunshine" being sung.... rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
See Eric - I do fight dirty!!!!!! wink
c'mon then Sarge.....put it...opps i mean put em up !!!
Who with, you and your chocolate button army.
flipa
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
while I fight dirty with Alex !! :shock: :shock: :kick:

Woohoo - I'm going to get dirty with sarge!!!!!!!!!
About bloody time too!
warm your hands first please jgl biggrin
So it's like that is it?? OK form a queue and .......................................... can someone hold my glasses for me?? confused :? :?

I win :twisted:
Nobody said I had to play fair !
Make LOVE not WAR...
lol :lol:
Wilma stands Sarge against radiator of his little truck thingie, flexes muscles in preparation................ too late ................he melted!!!
theres a piece of plaster stuck to the sides sarge
you havent nicked Jack Duckworths glasses have ya?
Right, FFS!! mad :x :x :x I'm getting angry now!!
Can someone tell me what Wilma just wrote or better still, will the person that was looking after my specs make themself known to me?? confused :?
well i see u neatly side step my challenge to fight women :scared:
leprechaun there for claims bilko chicken and he sh scraping champion but friends can call me lep
bilko would put me money on my rabbit biddy to whip ur ass
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right, FFS!! mad :x :x :x I'm getting angry now!!
Can someone tell me what Wilma just wrote or better still, will the person that was looking after my specs make themself known to me?? confused :?

she said " ooohhh i luuurrrvvveeeeee shortsighted little men"
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theres a piece of plaster stuck to the sides sarge
you havent nicked Jack Duckworths glasses have ya?

Nope, he's definitley nicked Eric Morecambe's glasses there.
I was once asked if there was anyone in the world I could spend the evening with who would it be? The answer was Eric Morecambe but I was only about 12 at the time. My excuse is that it was a bit of a profound question to ask a 12 year old and I hadn't discovered girls at the time.
Steve
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well i see u neatly side step my challenge to fight women :scared:
leprechaun there for claims bilko chicken and he sh scraping champion but friends can call me lep
bilko would put me money on my rabbit biddy to whip ur ass

Crikey!! I struggle to understand you when I've got my specs on!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
she said " ooohhh i luuurrrvvveeeeee shortsighted little men"

Well that wouldn't surprise me!! confused wink lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
she said " ooohhh i luuurrrvvveeeeee shortsighted little men"

Well that wouldn't surprise me!! confused wink lol :lol: :lol:
Wouldn't that be little Erne tho - the one with the short fat hairy legs?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right, who wants a fight?? confused :?
I'm just in the mood for it so come on Put em Up :sparring:

What Sarge hoped we would vision with this post ..

Sorry Sarge rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Misschief!! :shock: :shock:
Firstly, I thought you were my friend!! :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Secondly, you have mixed them up by accident haven't you?? confused :? :?
Thirdly, I'm never making you a drink in the staff canteen again!!
Jas would never have done that to me!!! mad :x :x :x wink lol :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Misschief!! :shock: :shock:
Firstly, I thought you were my friend!! :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Secondly, you have mixed them up by accident haven't you?? confused :? :?
Thirdly, I'm never making you a drink in the staff canteen again!!
Jas would never have done that to me!!! mad :x :x :x wink lol :lol:

You poor disillusioned shortsighted little man. :lol: :wink:
Love
SGT Wilma
x x x x
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Love
SGT Wilma
x x x x

Do you know, for a minute I thought that said SGT Wilma ! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: lol
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have to go to bed!
Sarge - I will practice my moves and I demand a rematch!
Night Night all!!!!!