I thought it my duty to warn you all of an internet site that has everybody's passport details.
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I found this very worrying as I found my details on here.
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WARNING !!!
Sex God
I put in someone else's name, and it still gave me my own photo. How do they do that?
Sexpert
They got one thing right about (apart from the photo)
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Sex God
GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I look better than on my real passport photo :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Beware ! This passport is a fake !
How do I know? .....Well I comisssioned it from a rather shady slavik guy called Simeonevski
He didn't speak very good English , like what I do.
It cost me £500....well he said something about a monkey so thats how much I gave him.
Mind you........ mmmmmmm...... on reflection with a toupe and a little grecian 2000 I may get away with it after all.
How do I know? .....Well I comisssioned it from a rather shady slavik guy called Simeonevski
He didn't speak very good English , like what I do.
It cost me £500....well he said something about a monkey so thats how much I gave him.
Mind you........ mmmmmmm...... on reflection with a toupe and a little grecian 2000 I may get away with it after all.
Sex God
facial hair`s out of control
need a ton of wax!
need a ton of wax!
If theres one noise I can't stand ....its the screams of a man as he is being waxed.
Now I am no coward ....ok I am !!!!
No way would you get near me with that vile substance....
.....sleep ...meeeeee??? No I never sleep.
Yes I am deighted to see you but this is a gun in my pyjamas ....well it would be if I wore them...its actually a gun cunningly disguised as two fingers!
Now take that wax pot away!!!
Now I am no coward ....ok I am !!!!
No way would you get near me with that vile substance....
.....sleep ...meeeeee??? No I never sleep.
Yes I am deighted to see you but this is a gun in my pyjamas ....well it would be if I wore them...its actually a gun cunningly disguised as two fingers!
Now take that wax pot away!!!
Sex God
I don't remember smiling for mine but it must be me - my hands are in the right place.
Orgasminator
Quote by MrFC
I thought it my duty to warn you all of an internet site that has everybody's passport details.
Click on the link
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I found this very worrying as I found my details on here.
The best April Fool I have seen this year.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Well done MrFC.
Harry0
Sex God
I wish someone had done an April fools joke at work... but I arrived to late and a new manager which put people off ...... not me if I had known .. :cry: I would of be game !!
Quote by FredFlintstone
Funny........
I entered my name in and got Jags's passport back......
Who do you report errors to?
Fred
But my passport is so much better than yours Fred - mine is access all countries, you're banned from half the world for 'conduct likely to bring Her Majesty into disrepute'!!
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