What a day!!

28 Feb 2006

Type March 20th into Google and see what a special day we have to look forward to!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

28 Feb 2006

steak and blow job day :shock:
but what about us women?
i can't believe i actually googled that lol

28 Feb 2006

we ladies get 'Valentines day' apparently.... :shock:
there's no compariosn really is there, crappy card and some poxy chocolates, or a prime Sirloin steak and a bloody good oral session .....
I demand equality! biggrin

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I demand equality!

you stand ur grounds m8 i hope you get it :lol2:

28 Feb 2006

Could be tricky if you're a vegetarian... confused

: Good idea though and well found SB
How many hours a day do you ACTUALLY spend on the internet Sarge :?:
or should that be typing stuff into the Google search bar :?: .... biggrin

:D :D

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
we ladies get 'Valentines day' apparently.... :shock:
there's no compariosn really is there, crappy card and some poxy chocolates, or a prime Sirloin steak and a bloody good oral session .....
I demand equality!

How do you like your steak? wink

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Deviated Prevert
we ladies get 'Valentines day' apparently.... :shock:
there's no compariosn really is there, crappy card and some poxy chocolates, or a prime Sirloin steak and a bloody good oral session .....
I demand equality!

How do you like your steak? wink

now, how many people expect me to say 'still mooing' or blue at this point ???
oddly, I dont do blood, well, not when it comes to eating it anyway :twisted: , so, cremate it please DP and cover the burnt bits in black pepper sauce :wink:

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Italeo
Could be tricky if you're a vegetarian... : Good idea though and well found SB
How many hours a day do you ACTUALLY spend on the internet Sarge :?:
or should that be typing stuff into the Google search bar :?: .... :D :D

nah... apparently the wonders of TOFU can fixed the problem for veggies... i just think the stuff tastes like cardboard!!!
now all i have to do is convince/beg someone into cooking me a steak.... smile

okay the harder bit is going to be the blowjob...but i have 20 days to badger someone into submission.....

1 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Type March 20th into Google and see what a special day we have to look forward to!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Sarge
You need to get out more :silly:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

1 Mar 2006

Now I have to admit i'm a man of habit and I have steak every Saturday night and it would be a shame to break that tradition. But hell if you combine it with a blow job then who cares about tradition. My next ad in LMU reads thus "N/Staffs S/Cheshire male seeks woman who can cook a minute steak and provide a 60 second blow job if you can do both together your application goes to the top of the pile" smile

Anybody care to offer me odds on chances of success confused

1 Mar 2006

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Type March 20th into Google and see what a special day we have to look forward to!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Sarge
You need to get out more :silly:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'll be going out on March 20th !!!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: kiss

:kiss: :kiss:

1 Mar 2006

I thought you were talking about yesterday, missed the bold March 20th bit rolleyes

Was up to me elbows in batter all eve yesterday - was about to regale you with tales of pancakes confused

Looks like I've got another day of 'tossing' to look forward to :undecided: :roll:
Oh a womans work... :?

1 Mar 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
Could be tricky if you're a vegetarian... : Good idea though and well found SB
How many hours a day do you ACTUALLY spend on the internet Sarge :?:
or should that be typing stuff into the Google search bar :?: .... :D :D

nah... apparently the wonders of TOFU can fixed the problem for veggies... i just think the stuff tastes like cardboard!!!
now all i have to do is convince/beg someone into cooking me a steak.... smile

okay the harder bit is going to be the blowjob...but i have 20 days to badger someone into submission.....
Fabio....... I'll ummmm cook you that steak.... As long as I can ummm stay around for dessert innocent

:giggle:

1 Mar 2006

Far be it for me to be totally disgusting, but I'm going to be anyway lol

If you give the blowjob BEFORE you do the Steak, the result could be sauce for the Steak.... :lol:
Okay Okay, I'll crawl back into my box now redface