What are we not good at?

4 Nov 2005

OK there's been a few incidents lately which have been a bit repetitive and which have demonstrated that swingers are not very good at some things - so I thought I'd start compiling the list.
Things Swingers ain't good at:
1) Catching planes
2) Keeping there mobile phones safe
3) Hanging on to their handbags
4) Keeping their clothes on
5) .....
Any additions???? lol

:lol:

4 Nov 2005

Staying sober???????
equi-princess xxx

4 Nov 2005

Long division.
(Never sure what goes into which and hw many times. confused

4 Nov 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Staying sober???????
equi-princess xxx

Who shaid that??

4 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
Staying sober???????
equi-princess xxx

Who shaid that??
So sad to have contracted Alzheimers' so young....... lol
equi-princess xxx

4 Nov 2005

Oh god..........forgotten what i was gonna say now ............

4 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
OK there's been a few incidents lately which have been a bit repetitive and which have demonstrated that swingers are not very good at some things - so I thought I'd start compiling the list.
Things Swingers ain't good at:
1) Catching planes
2) Keeping there mobile phones safe
3) Hanging on to their handbags
4) Keeping their clothes on
5) .....
Any additions???? :lol:

One on one....
Staying sober...
Alternitively.... being as upfront as our online personality seems to suggest.... redface

4 Nov 2005

read maps

4 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
OK there's been a few incidents lately which have been a bit repetitive and which have demonstrated that swingers are not very good at some things - so I thought I'd start compiling the list.
Things Swingers ain't good at:
1) Catching planes
2) Keeping there mobile phones safe
3) Hanging on to their handbags
4) Keeping their clothes on
5) .....
Any additions???? :lol:

One on one....
Staying sober...
Alternitively.... being as upfront as our online personality seems to suggest.... redface

That reminds me I'm amending No 4) to Keeping our clothes.

4 Nov 2005

Staying upright lol

4 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Using the search engine thingy on SH!

Now that I agree with...... reams and reams of pages and not the damn result you want :cry:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by skimpy
Staying upright

But not staying up. Right?

4 Nov 2005

Writing ads

4 Nov 2005

keeping ones sanity at this time of year!!!!!!!!

4 Nov 2005

This swinger's no good at typing at the moment :cry:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by juicyfruit40
Writing ads

What they said.^^^^
Excellent pic btw

4 Nov 2005

Being forward enough to ask for a shag confused

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
This swinger's no good at typing at the moment :cry:

Is that some sorta one handed comment??
Mrs TE says if you'd been pissed when you fell over you'd probably be typing with two hands now - but then you'd be in the chatroom - not here so some clouds have silver linings! kiss

4 Nov 2005

Actually using my bed for sleeping!

4 Nov 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
Actually using my bed for sleeping!

:laughabove: Oh yeah redface

that too ;) :twisted:

4 Nov 2005

Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

5 Nov 2005

Accepting newbies??

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

Oh shit... that one too redface

ops:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

I get the company to book and pay for mine wink

Although it's a little more difficult to explain why you're away on business at the weekend :doh:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

Vicky
just invite the lucky participants back to yours
problem solved :smug:

5 Nov 2005

As Ice so rightly pointed out.
We're no good at teapot lucozade drinking lol

:lol: :lol:
Another thing I'm not so good at is doing house work in normal day time hours :shock: Off to do the bathroom now - I was just on a fag break. :lol:
Jas
XXX

5 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Being forward enough to ask for a shag

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
Being forward enough to ask for a shag

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin

I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that one!

5 Nov 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

Vicky
just invite the lucky participants back to yours
problem solved :smug:
Now why didnt I think of that :shock:
probably too busy to think about it wink

5 Nov 2005

Because that means YOU end up sleeping in the damp patch redface