Something i've been wondering for a while & would be interested in others thoughts.
Us guys can't do much about our cock size & as most of us have just the average of 6" to 7" how do you feel when you see ads for vw endowed/ no chipolatats ect.
What would be the response if someone said in their ad no bucket fannys?
I accept that it's down to personal preference & i have no problem with that, but in these politically correct times does it cause offence to some or do swingers no care?
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Sex God
Makes me feel "Oh well......Another one I need not apply to"
I have a theory on this with some of those types of ads that they have never found the right guy with an average size that can do wonders with what they have, but are lead to believe that big are the ones that would give most pleasure. :P
I personally believe these thoughts are so unfounded.
But these are my own opinions based on my own experiences.
You get good and bad sex in all shapes and sizes.
Not that I have had vast experience.
I personally believe these thoughts are so unfounded.
But these are my own opinions based on my own experiences.
You get good and bad sex in all shapes and sizes.
Not that I have had vast experience.
Sex God
I always feel that if someone's sexual enjoyment is solely determined by the girth of the object being used, then it is an entirely shallow way of filtering prospective partners.
It may be a preference but as you say, there would be an uproar if a chap placed an ad and mentioned "No nagging women with saggy tits, bucket fanny's and stretchmarks".
I always think you are on dangerous ground if you filter by physical characteristics alone. Just because someone may have a large one, doesn't mean they will be compatible, or even very good, sexually.
I think a lot of it is fantasy too, which is fair enough. However some of the ads don't state this, as you say many tend to be "If you don't have at least 8", f'off or we'll laugh at you pindick..."
I wonder how much of it is fulfilling a fantasy as opposed to wanting to find good sex. Sometimes the two can be mutually exclusive.
The best sex starts with the mind and not with the cock. In my humble opinion anyway.
It may be a preference but as you say, there would be an uproar if a chap placed an ad and mentioned "No nagging women with saggy tits, bucket fanny's and stretchmarks".
I always think you are on dangerous ground if you filter by physical characteristics alone. Just because someone may have a large one, doesn't mean they will be compatible, or even very good, sexually.
I think a lot of it is fantasy too, which is fair enough. However some of the ads don't state this, as you say many tend to be "If you don't have at least 8", f'off or we'll laugh at you pindick..."
I wonder how much of it is fulfilling a fantasy as opposed to wanting to find good sex. Sometimes the two can be mutually exclusive.
The best sex starts with the mind and not with the cock. In my humble opinion anyway.
Sex God
When I first read this I looked to the skies and was just about to move onto another topic. However the question is not as trivial as it first seemed.
I have seen many ads from single women, or women in couples, who regularly state they want VWE males. This is nearly always accompanied by stating a particular size, or lack of any interest for anything smaller than the suggested 10", for instance.
While this is their choice, freely made, and if you are not within their requirements you can, of course, move on. The thing that concerns me the most is if the men on the site were to adopt a similar approach, specifying specific breast size, or vaginal dimensions, the reaction from the women on the site would be virtually palpable.
Care in all things, and equality for all, but what can one do about human nature?
*lover*
I have seen many ads from single women, or women in couples, who regularly state they want VWE males. This is nearly always accompanied by stating a particular size, or lack of any interest for anything smaller than the suggested 10", for instance.
While this is their choice, freely made, and if you are not within their requirements you can, of course, move on. The thing that concerns me the most is if the men on the site were to adopt a similar approach, specifying specific breast size, or vaginal dimensions, the reaction from the women on the site would be virtually palpable.
Care in all things, and equality for all, but what can one do about human nature?
*lover*
) and it's not one of the things high on my list of preferences. It's what a guy can do with it that matters :twisted:Thing is prags (nice to see you btw, seems like ages since I've seen that guinea pig with a pancake on its head!), we don't seem to have set measurements as to what defines women as tight or bucket It's only fair that guys have to be put through the measurement rule that women should too 
So where do we start? It's a lot more difficult to see at a glance than it is with guys that have their measurement to hand and can wave it at anyone who cares to look........ which I might add I rather like having guys measurements waved at me when I'm out
Ok I disolve into gales of laughter, but don't be put off, size don't matter in this case, it's just plain funny :lol2: Women don't have that ability to flash their measurements.......... actually we do!!! :shock: Thinking about it, girls have boobs to flash :cool: although doesn't give much of an indication as to whether they struggle with a pencil or barely notice a cucumber :?
I remember when in labour, the midwife commented that I shouldn’t have a problem, as I’m built for childbirth :shock: Didn’t know whether it was a compliment or an insult :shock: Gas and air solved that dilemma and I didn’t give two hoots :cool:
Since then I’ve kind of realised that I’m not exactly gonna be 'filled' by the ‘chipolata’ guy……….. but there again, there’s a lot to be said for the smaller guy, and many an orgasm has come from the fact they know exactly what to do with it, and don’t rely on just ramming their 'love rocket' to and fro expecting orgasms galore from not only the recipient, but any voyeurs as well :?
I’m the size where I can take being fisted, providing the thumb can be disjointed (or preferably left out :? ) If I admit this, then am I gonna alienate loads of people cos they won’t give oral without wearing a sombrero in case my lou lou hoovers up their whole head :shock: :uhoh:
So prags, we need a national measurement guide that us gals can pigeonhole ourselves (preferably a guide that at least goes a couple of sizes bigger than me, cos reeeaaallly don’t want to be at the very end of the scale, the end that guys will automatically think ‘cor blimey anchor my feet to the door, there could be trouble ahead’ :? )
It's only fair that guys have to be put through the measurement rule that women should too So where do we start? It's a lot more difficult to see at a glance than it is with guys that have their measurement to hand and can wave it at anyone who cares to look........ which I might add I rather like having guys measurements waved at me when I'm out
Ok I disolve into gales of laughter, but don't be put off, size don't matter in this case, it's just plain funny :lol2: Women don't have that ability to flash their measurements.......... actually we do!!! :shock: Thinking about it, girls have boobs to flash :cool: although doesn't give much of an indication as to whether they struggle with a pencil or barely notice a cucumber :?I remember when in labour, the midwife commented that I shouldn’t have a problem, as I’m built for childbirth :shock: Didn’t know whether it was a compliment or an insult :shock: Gas and air solved that dilemma and I didn’t give two hoots :cool:
Since then I’ve kind of realised that I’m not exactly gonna be 'filled' by the ‘chipolata’ guy……….. but there again, there’s a lot to be said for the smaller guy, and many an orgasm has come from the fact they know exactly what to do with it, and don’t rely on just ramming their 'love rocket' to and fro expecting orgasms galore from not only the recipient, but any voyeurs as well :?
I’m the size where I can take being fisted, providing the thumb can be disjointed (or preferably left out :? ) If I admit this, then am I gonna alienate loads of people cos they won’t give oral without wearing a sombrero in case my lou lou hoovers up their whole head :shock: :uhoh:
So prags, we need a national measurement guide that us gals can pigeonhole ourselves (preferably a guide that at least goes a couple of sizes bigger than me, cos reeeaaallly don’t want to be at the very end of the scale, the end that guys will automatically think ‘cor blimey anchor my feet to the door, there could be trouble ahead’ :? )
This reminded me of a chat I had with an old friend years ago. He had just split from his gf at the time and, trying to offer some sympathy, I asked what went wrong. He said she was a lovely girl and all that and he knew she had had previous bf's but he described sex with her as 'pushing a sausage roll up Wyndham Arcade' 
**Wyndham Arcade being one of the large shopping arcades in Cardiff
**Wyndham Arcade being one of the large shopping arcades in Cardiff
Orgasminator
I the whole cock size is a pity for kids as well, ( i have spoken to my son's about this, is it any wonder im divorced!)There is so much access to porn now that impressionable young lads come away with a huge inferiority complex as they imagine that all males are as hung as those fine actors. Hence cock size becomes an issue from a young age which i think is rather sad.
I imagine it was possibly thus for teenage girls growing up in the 80's when Sam Fox came to town! :shock:
I imagine it was possibly thus for teenage girls growing up in the 80's when Sam Fox came to town! :shock:
We were discussing bucket fanny's over lunch the other day - strangely they don't want to sit with me any more and now call me that *mad woman* :? :? :lol2: :lol2:
Missy - a good measure is if you can sit on a bar stool and not have any problems with it disappearing - your okay!!
I always sit on the big comfy sofa's mow - less risk :lol2:
:? :? :lol2: :lol2:Missy - a good measure is if you can sit on a bar stool and not have any problems with it disappearing - your okay!!
I always sit on the big comfy sofa's mow - less risk :lol2:
Sex God
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You fall off bar stools,
You fall off bar stools,
Sex God
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lou lou
:laughabove: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Oh how I love reading through the forums sometimes.
Orgasminator
I don't get the whole theory behind big men or toys and women wanting them, but i think i'm missing the latest craze or something, are bruised kidneys all the range now days?
Sex God
I think the way to suss the size out is to stand the woman on her head and using a funnel fill her "down below" with water from a measuring jug where the amount is then assertained.
In this way we can, like men do, measure and give a value. Next question is do we then go on to give an equivelent name to those who can take less or more as in the case of vwe,vvwe etc.
Possuibly big bucket like - bbl, bloody big bucket like - bbbl up to bloody big black bin bucket like bbbbbl.
I think it sounds OK
In this way we can, like men do, measure and give a value. Next question is do we then go on to give an equivelent name to those who can take less or more as in the case of vwe,vvwe etc.
Possuibly big bucket like - bbl, bloody big bucket like - bbbl up to bloody big black bin bucket like bbbbbl.
I think it sounds OK
Sex God
I just informed Mrs Lost of my intention of entering her "size" on our profile - Apperently she's now going to remove my bollox with a fish slice :shock:
Sex God
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I just informed Mrs Lost of my intention of entering her "size" on our profile - Apperently she's now going to remove my bollox with a fish slice :shock:
Sounds interesting, can we come and watch? :giggle:
When i was on her advertising as a single fem i didnt ask for wve as i`ve never been interested in cock sizes. I found big ones too uncomfortable and thought they were going to poke an ovary out or something :shock: sometimes curiosity really does kill your cat :shock:
I am extrememly happy with what my partner has got
I am extrememly happy with what my partner has got
Sex God
I don't state anywhere on my profile what 'size' bloke I am looking for. However I would say that 90% of PMs I receive from guys mention their cock size.
I like big cocks; I like all cocks really. But a big cock is never going to be at the top of my list when choosing a potential playmate, as Res says, the best sex starts with the mind.
I like big cocks; I like all cocks really. But a big cock is never going to be at the top of my list when choosing a potential playmate, as Res says, the best sex starts with the mind.
Sex God
Cock size is something that a guy can't do anything about. I don't believe in those products you see on the back pages of the sunday papers for increasing size.
But the size of a vagina is much more variable. There are muscles involved as well as 'history' like childbirth. I know I can have as much fun with a smaller guy as with a larger one, just by joining in and flexing muscles a bit.
I can't recommend pelvic floor exercises strongly enough - they make a real difference. Apparently they also help guys to maintain an erection or to hold off from cumming.
But the size of a vagina is much more variable. There are muscles involved as well as 'history' like childbirth. I know I can have as much fun with a smaller guy as with a larger one, just by joining in and flexing muscles a bit.
I can't recommend pelvic floor exercises strongly enough - they make a real difference. Apparently they also help guys to maintain an erection or to hold off from cumming.
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>snippety snip< as Res says, the best sex starts with the mind.
is there a mind-size guide, beyond IQ?
Perhaps in cubic centiletres?
The last time I had my mind out ((not something to be done in public in the tea rooms or perhaps on a first date)) it roughly had a volume of 13 cubic centiletres. Just the 'mind' it, mind you, not the motor-function bit, or the moving-around bit. How does that measure up?
A tip and a warning: Should you get your mind out for measurement or fun, have an understanding friend to hand, just in case... and certainly you should at least place the mind in carrier bag or on a non-pourous sheet of some description. Wouldn't want any to drip onto the floor un-noticed would we?
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