What was the last text you recieved on your phone?
mine was one off my brother in law...it read
S*** Im in the police station....they've arrested me on suspicion of armed robbery, the witness told the police the crime was committed by the ugliest person in the town......I need you to come down and prove theyve arrested the wrong person!
LMFAO......NOT!!!!! :sad:
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What was the last text you received.....?
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:rascal: 
I think it was a wrong number! 
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Sex God
haha rpm can i put yrs up u sent me last night?
no i better not , cos its a little bit rude.
no i better not , cos its a little bit rude.
Sex God
It was quite a boring one - well, what I mean is not a saucy one! Just about cars and fishing... :shock: I have some odd friends!!
Sex God
Mine was from a trucker telling me his whereabouts, which was miles from me! 
Sex God
'What was the last text you recieved on your phone?'
'Can you babysit tomorrow?'
What is my life coming to? Or do I even have a life anymore
'Can you babysit tomorrow?'
What is my life coming to? Or do I even have a life anymore
Orgasminator
a dirty joke from a lady friend, unusual because its normally a text telling me i have a missed call from my business partner 
mine was a really sick and totally un-PC text from a weird and perverted work-mate - and so of course I laughed like a drain when I read it then told myself off for doing so.
I shouldn't take such amusement from the suffering and concern of others -------- or should I??
- after all this kind of dark humour is the bedrock of the british sense of humour .......... isn't it??
I shouldn't take such amusement from the suffering and concern of others -------- or should I??
- after all this kind of dark humour is the bedrock of the british sense of humour .......... isn't it??
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Love it!!Someone keeps sending me filthy jokes. Don't stop!
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Quote by westerross
"Police have found the body of a woman in Roath Park lake. It floated to surface due to bouyancy of very large breasts. Described as middle-aged, over-weight, rotten teeth, fanny like a bucket. Please text to let me know you're ok."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Love it!!Someone keeps sending me filthy jokes. Don't stop!
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I won't especially when they have you laughing like a drain at the station :giggle:
Sex God
a text from orange containing my bonus top up awards
pretty boring me :cry: :cry: unless anyone wants my number to send me some thing rude :twisted:
pretty boring me :cry: :cry: unless anyone wants my number to send me some thing rude :twisted:
Sex God
pms a coming
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
pms a coming
You poor, deluded woman!
Wait until he starts sending you jokes! :shock:
It will brighten up my day if nothing else! :lol:
Sex God
About half hour ago, from an 'ex'
Why cant some people just.....
Why cant some people just.....
Sex God
it was a good luck text :shock: and boy, do I need it!
Sex God
'What time will you be home?' from our daughter. Other than that, I don't receive many texts these days - seem to be off everyone's radar. Don't always get answers to ones I send either so kinda given up really. 
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
'What time will you be home?' from our daughter. Other than that, I don't receive many texts these days - seem to be off everyone's radar. Don't always get answers to ones I send either so kinda given up really.
:therethere:
Dont give in so easily, pester people make em txt you!
