Whats your party trick??

6 Nov 2005

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my party piece is simular;
hold a pint between my breasts - and let the ladies drink from the glass - always popular - dunno why :shock
:cheers:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by pickled_vodka
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my party piece is simular;
hold a pint between my breasts - and let the ladies drink from the glass - always popular - dunno why :shock
:cheers:

rats, you can tell im a newbie, i messed up DOH :shock:

6 Nov 2005

Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. wink

:wink:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

Starts the queue off......
Cathy x

6 Nov 2005

oooooooh red hun, wink

youre always at the front of my queue. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:wink: :wink: :wink:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

One bath filled before the afternoon of my social :wink: :wink:
clothing optional

6 Nov 2005

Does going cross-eyed count?

6 Nov 2005

Quote by dundeecpl
Mr dundeecpl can put his legs behind his head also :wink: :wink:

I can put my legs around Calistas neck............. does that count??? :twisted:
bolt

6 Nov 2005

Quote by marktheminx
Falling over apparently

Getting so drunk that I can't walk in a straight line (unless wearing 6" stillettoes) and still not falling over

6 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
Ellos?
Come on guys what are your talents??
Do you have a party trick?? Anything weird of wondeful that is bound to impress or disgust?? Tell all??
My party tricks are
I can put my legs behind my head!!!!! :

just a thought but surely that revelation was wasted in here, maybe it would have been more profitable in LMU
smile

:) STAGGY :) :)
XX

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

Starts the queue off......
Cathy x
Second in Queue :wink:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by JudyTV
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop ........The avatar says it all,
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy

Nice crop Judy.............. Nice arse Blue :shock:

6 Nov 2005

Happy Cats;
Bev Rd - Nooooooooooooooooo!
Old Town - Mr KC likes Old Town. Haven't been around there much myself lately but he tells me that V Bar is a decent night out for us that have passed our teenage years!
Have had many a good night in the Old Bull & Bush - like the fact you can dance on the seats without anyone getting hacked off - in fcat you can do almost anything really!

6 Nov 2005

Quote by JudyTV
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop ........The avatar says it all,
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy

:giggle:
C x

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop ........The avatar says it all,
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy

This the one you're thinking of Judy?
C x
:shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG poor Morbius.

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop ........The avatar says it all,
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy

This the one you're thinking of Judy?
C x
:eeek: Jesus. :shock: :shock:
nose-licking suddenly becomes sooooooooooo much more appealing! :lickface:

6 Nov 2005

I can .......erm.........suck my own cock redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

7 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I can .......erm.........suck my own cock ops: :oops: :oops:

we know FFS, we know! :scared: rolleyes

:P
this very evening, i learnt how to make a good half a dozen off the shoulder little black dresses from a pair of pyjama bottoms! no . . . i kid you not! very nice they were too . . . specialy the one where yer bum hangs out . . .
neil x x x ;)

7 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I can fire maltesers from my

Interesting party trick there! :thumbup: reminds me of that ending of one of the Phoenix Nights episodes. "Where'd that one come from!? She only had four!"

7 Nov 2005

I can touch my nose with my tongue and can also bend it in half and make it stay there .
Works wonder i am told....................................... always on the look out for a guy that can do the same lmao

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Joanne-ish
I can touch my nose with my tongue and can also bend it in half and make it stay there .
Works wonder i am told....................................... always on the look out for a guy that can do the same lmao

Bend your tongue in half and make it stay there! Now thats something i wouldn't mind seeing! surprised

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

Starts the queue off......
Cathy x
Second in Queue :wink:
Chameleons jacuzzi is a good venue for his talents :whistling:
My party piece nothing special really......can put a condom on with my mouth

7 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

i can vouch from first hand experience at chams (or was it partners?) he really can do that :shock:
actually now i come to think of it...was it you?
lol

7 Nov 2005

You swingers are a talented lot! I have been racking my brains and can think of no bloody party tricks I can do... could that be a party trick in itself?
No, I thought no. :cry:

7 Nov 2005

My party trick is to let Steve get pissed and youve got your very own comedy show :giggle:

7 Nov 2005

I can make a silk handkerchief disappear from my hands while standing naked.!!

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
My party piece nothing special really......can put a condom on with my mouth

Oooo Vicky how can u stand the taste, makes my lips go numb too confused

8 Nov 2005

I can shag for 10 minutes without stopping biggrin

8 Nov 2005

I used to be able to put buth legs behind my head,do the splits sideways and could s**k my d**k................can only do one of those things now..gymnastics and martial arts training good for the body and the soul

8 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl

My party piece nothing special really......can put a condom on with my mouth

Oooo Vicky how can u stand the taste, makes my lips go numb too confused

I make sure they are flavoured ones they arnt as bad lol