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Whats your ultimate turn off in the opposite sex?

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BO, arrogance and an over inflated ego.
Plus I really dislike guys who don't consider you worth talking to unless you'll have sex with them.
H.x
bad or dirty teeth much prefer someone with nice teeth
Taking their teeth out..before a shag! confused
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I find really hairy men a turn off confused

I forgot that one rolleyes Not so much a hairy chest but when it starts to spread to his back! :scared: It's like Gorillas In The Mist!
Oook!
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I know I should be greatful for any bj, but I find it a real turn off when a woman gives me a bj and I can tell that they are not really enjoying it, but doing it more out of duty. It's like after I've given them copious amounts of oral they then decide it's time they returned the favour...On the otherhand when a woman is doing it because they actually enjoy it, that's obvoiusly a big turn on. I always wash down below before any conclusions are reached!

Just as a matter of interest, do you wash down below before the bj or before the conclusions are reached? :giggle:
If the girlie doesn't want to give the bj - then you shouldn't let her get down there in the first place. If you have doubts - resist and if she's keen she'll fight to get her lips around yer knob.
Sowweeeee!!! :twisted: wink
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Bad hygiene will turn me off every time - but that can often be fixed with a nicely timed bit of shower fun.
Bad attitude can never be washed away and no amount of Lynx will help.
Two types get me off the boil -
The Whiner ---- Please have sex with me/I don't get many meets.
The Alpha-male ----- Everyone wants me/I'm doing you a favour.
I'm not interested in either and they are both hugely unattractive.
mine is when you cope a feel and find a third leg....... rolleyes
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mine is when you cope a feel and find a third leg....... rolleyes

cope??? lol
Think you'd need to in that situation :roll:
Hairy blokes eek, makes me shudder.
my turn offs
-women with facial hair
-loud mouth women
-over opinionated women
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
-women with far too much make up
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers
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my turn offs
-women with facial hair
-loud mouth women
-over opinionated women
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
-women with far too much make up
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers

Thats me to a T
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and.........I can't abide those who moan about life, yet do nothing to changing it.
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So stop moaning and get on with it! :giggle:
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Oh good. I've been trying for ages but it's certainly not through a lack of trying lol
Thanks. :thumbup:
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Hahhaha
When i was at Uni my friends and i used to have a saying for certain good looking guys,
"only open your mouth if it's to pleasure me sexually"
:lol2:
Trix xx

Seems to be quite widespread that remark...Though not always directed as the "good looking guys".
Strangely it was always the really plain or ugly girls who thought they were something special that used to say it (No offence intended Trixie, or anyone else for that matter)
We used to have a response for it though...
Girl : Only open your mouth if it is too pleasure me sexually.
Boy: I'd rather kiss a toilet full of dead fish (you fucking ugly minger*)
*optional.
lol :lol: :lol:
I guess i was asking for that. surpriseduch:
Trix xx
PS. Would it make you more likely to shag me if i told you that the two exerpeinces are remarkably similar ??? :giggle:
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my turn offs
-women with facial hair
eyebrows and eyelashes i have care to see them flutter?
-loud mouth women
im really loud during sex
-over opinionated women
i want sex and i want it now? cant see the problem there
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
waiting? whats waiting? give me that here
-women with far too much make up
my uglyness is far to rare to be concealed lol
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers
so lying there wont work? aww shucks i better get on top
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my turn offs
-women with facial hair
eyebrows and eyelashes i have care to see them flutter?
-loud mouth women
im really loud during sex
-over opinionated women
i want sex and i want it now? cant see the problem there
-women who wait to be ask to give bj
waiting? whats waiting? give me that here
-women with far too much make up
my uglyness is far to rare to be concealed lol
-women who are boring in bed..dead loggers
so lying there wont work? aww shucks i better get on top

in this case fanny i just must readdress my turn offs,...i dont have any
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in this case fanny i just must readdress my turn offs,...i dont have any

its so easy to change a mans mind :twisted:
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its so easy to change a mans mind :twisted:
someone once told me never to make a deal with a woman when she is naked,but your words in red are naked enough to cause an erection
___________
where do i sign....
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its so easy to change a mans mind :twisted:

someone once told me never to make a deal with a woman when she is naked,but your words in red are naked enough to cause an erection thats nothing compared to real life
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I've changed my mind on this one! lol
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mine is when you cop a feel and find a third leg....... rolleyes

Sorry redface surprisedops: I did try to tell you outside the toilet ..................................
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mine is when you cop a feel and find a third leg....... rolleyes

Sorry redface surprisedops: I did try to tell you outside the toilet ..................................
I thought you meant real sausages...... :roll:
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mine is when you cop a feel and find a third leg....... rolleyes

Sorry redface surprisedops: I did try to tell you outside the toilet ..................................
I thought you meant real sausages...... :roll:
you only offered me your mouth never seen a sausage. Note mouth as in talk
lol :lol:
Oh and I have missed your mouth Markz its good to have you back lol
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Oh and I have missed your mouth Markz its good to have you back lol

yeah you got my eyes....... rolleyes