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Where is the strangest place you have had sex?

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On my shop floor and over my shop counter :shock:
Makes me smile when it's a dull day and I reminisce in situ lol
Kew Gardens ! great place for sex, there are different greenhouses for different climates, ie desert, tropical rain forest etc, so you can have sex in all of them on the same day.
On a surrealist note, my girlfriend was giving me a bj outside in a glade, when a Goshawk swooped in and killed a blackbird only yards from us !...very Eros & Thanatos !
XXX
On a moving waltzer :shock:
In a shop doorway :shock:
A packed beach in france
In a church :doh: I am sooo never going to heaven :giggle:
In a nightclub :twisted:
Ahhh my kinda girl tankinky!! biggrin
On a moving waltzer :shock:
In a shop doorway :shock:
A packed beach in france
In a church :doh: I am sooo never going to heaven :giggle:
In a nightclub :twisted:
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Ahhh my kinda girl tankinky!! biggrin
On a moving waltzer :shock:
In a shop doorway :shock:
A packed beach in france
In a church :doh: I am sooo never going to heaven :giggle:
In a nightclub :twisted:

:lol2: How come I ended up with someone who likes indoor fun wink
caravan
tent
speed boat middle of turkish sea where quite near the vin stroke i either had the choice to tell mrs n there was a tourist ship cumin by i er forgot lol
me BOSSES chair :lol: made me smile next day at work when he says "wtf you smirkin at" :lol:
in a field during a conset
her mams beed mad
car
why she was on fone to sum 1.
In my armpit lol
In a video booth in Amsterdams red light district, the guy in the next booth was watching a s&m film and we could hear the spanking lol sounds
the last three salons i have worked in its become tradition now have to shag there b4 i leave wink
and on a rowing boat under a weeping willow tree with other boats close by :shock:
A 'Working' holiday in St Lucia, in a magma heated mineral bath, with a Basque girl, next to a deaf and blind guy.
He was only pretending to be deaf and blind, you know....
Probably, at night, in a garden, in a Jacuzzi, in the rain, in Wales, with sheep watching.
Rather tame compared to many... however I did get her baps out once on the riverfront... which was bracing but enjoyable...
We however, have obviously not lived...
Under a table at a black tie do of 500 people... when we started the coast was clear....but when we surfaced, 3 people were sitting at the table. Should have seen their faces!
Hi Posh, Nola!
XX
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Under a table at a black tie do of 500 people... when we started the coast was clear....but when we surfaced, 3 people were sitting at the table. Should have seen their faces!
Hi Posh, Nola!
XX

passionkiss Hey handsome xxx
You dirty bugger... only three?! Try harder next time!
when we was younger we had a motorcycle combination (sidecar being a coffin)yep we did it in the coffin.
Between New Cross Gate and Forest Hill on the Charing Cross to Caterham train.....
Does just about having sex count?? if so, Mount Teide, Tenerife! lol
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Under a table at a black tie do of 500 people... when we started the coast was clear....but when we surfaced, 3 people were sitting at the table. Should have seen their faces!
Hi Posh, Nola!
XX

passionkiss Hey handsome xxx
You dirty bugger... only three?! Try harder next time!
Oooooo he is, too! :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Under a table at a black tie do of 500 people... when we started the coast was clear....but when we surfaced, 3 people were sitting at the table. Should have seen their faces!
Hi Posh, Nola!
XX

passionkiss Hey handsome xxx
You dirty bugger... only three?! Try harder next time!
Oooooo he is, too! :twisted:
You have a PM wink
Quote by jaymar
Does just about having sex count?? if so, Mount Teide, Tenerife! lol

Dunno Jaymar if thats the case I must be having sex everyday on the train to work, we are packed so I now have some very close friends on there biggrin
Quote by Kev_dubai
Under a table at a black tie do of 500 people... when we started the coast was clear....but when we surfaced, 3 people were sitting at the table. Should have seen their faces!
Hi Posh, Nola!
XX

ello Mr wave
Where did you appear from?
1) In a haystack in a field that was suddenly enveloped by fog .............. so we had to do it again!
2) On the fourth green at Royal Waterloo Golf Club in Brussels on New Year's Day at on a full length fur coat in 12 inches of snow
3) having a wonderful blow job whilst driving at 120 mph between Frankfurt and Munich
Many more that are memorable for different reasons but not always in original or unusual places!
Bottom of an busy airport runway confused :?
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Bottom of an busy airport runway confused :?
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Now that would be fun!!! :bounce:
Top deck of a night bus
In hotel room (silently) where parents also sleeping
On phone to partner's mother (well, he shouldn't have answered the phone as we were about to be busy!)
Top of Notre Dame cathedral in Paris (nice view)
Against a palm tree in Goa (Don't Do This!!! Bark burn and mosquitoes do not add to the experience)
Miscellaneous alleyways, fields, gardens, towpaths...
Beds are good too
in my bed - believe me - that was strange
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At the edge of a walkway through a field last summer. Just as Kez said to me in the heat of the moment “shoot it on my tits” some guy walked past with his dog. He was obviously a gentleman and just stared ahead and kept walking as his dog sniffed my arse. lol

Another coffee meets monitor moment :lol:
Quote by Ste_n_Kez
At the edge of a walkway through a field last summer. Just as Kez said to me in the heat of the moment “shoot it on my tits” some guy walked past with his dog. He was obviously a gentleman and just stared ahead and kept walking as his dog sniffed my arse. lol
:giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Ste_n_Kez
At the edge of a walkway through a field last summer. Just as Kez said to me in the heat of the moment “shoot it on my tits” some guy walked past with his dog. He was obviously a gentleman and just stared ahead and kept walking as his dog sniffed my arse. lol

Making me cry with laughter!!!
If he'd been more of a gentleman, he would've offered to help out...
In the middle of Hyde Park at night. Right out in the open, with the traffic on Park Lane easily visible. We however were outside of the illumination from the street lights and in the dark. Very sexy. Not sure if its the strangest but it's up there.