Oh Freeeeddd!!
Is it not about time I got you into Barney Rubble again???
Tee Hee!!!
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Deary me, Fred, what have you done again???? 
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
No, it's OK everyone, Fred's been good. Let's just say I've been encouraged to stir things up a bit....!!
:confused2: Not me.........Honest!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Nope, you're off the hook Wilma...
Hey, I've just had a great idea!! Why don't I wind up Wilma, Bluexxx etc. and take the rap. They'll never find me and, in the meantime, Fred can relax, put his feet up, open a beer and chill safe in the knowledge that he's not being hunted....!!
Like that idea Fred??
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Sex God
If you were going to wind us up, you've blown it - hardly the stealthiest of people are you? When you set up a wind up, you're not supposed to tell everyone :doh:
When you set up a wind up, you're not supposed to tell everyone :doh: Now you have wound me up!
Who set you up to wind me up or is this a wind up of your own to wind me up and not wind up the girlies even though you said you would wind them up. Maybe it was the girlies who set you up to wind me up and the act of winding me up has led you to be wound up as well?
Has this wound you up now?
EH?
Who set you up to wind me up or is this a wind up of your own to wind me up and not wind up the girlies even though you said you would wind them up. Maybe it was the girlies who set you up to wind me up and the act of winding me up has led you to be wound up as well?
Has this wound you up now?
EH?
Quote by Fred
Who set you up to wind me up or is this a wind up of your own to wind me up and not wind up the girlies even though you said you would wind them up. Maybe it was the girlies who set you up to wind me up and the act of winding me up has led you to be wound up as well?
As Kit would say, if I am not in trouble for something she has caught me doing, I am in trouble for all the things I have done without getting caught.
lhk
Kat
Quote by facialfran
Hey Fred I like to "wind you up" but enjoy releasing you more...mmmmmm xxxxxxx. (did I just see Goofy?)
Hiya Bassdude, welcome back..how's the band??
Lots of love
fran
xxx
Hey Fran!! I'm in the middle of trying to put a new band together at the moment. Well, at the moment I'm on here typing but you know what I mean.
We really need a bass guitarist and drummer - feel like taking up the latter position (or any position for that matter)??
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Oh Bassdude......you tease,
You know I would love to take the position as drummer, would love to get back behind my kit....but you are just too damned far away!
Bugger, bugger, bugger!!! (no, thats not an invite!!!!)
Best of luck and let me know how you get on recruiting!
Love from
Fran
xxxxxxx
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!
You know I would love to take the position as drummer, would love to get back behind my kit....but you are just too damned far away!
Bugger, bugger, bugger!!! (no, thats not an invite!!!!)
Best of luck and let me know how you get on recruiting!
Love from
Fran
xxxxxxx
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!
Quote by facialfran
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!
Hey! - If that don't get you a gold plated invite to join the band along with begging letters from every band member with another 3000 hits on your web page I don't know what will!
A good bit of marketing there Fran!
Fred
XXX
stumbles off rubbing his hands and muttering "Now where he hell is my old acoustic guitar?"
Quote by facialfran
Oh Bassdude......you tease,
You know I would love to take the position as drummer, would love to get back behind my kit....but you are just too damned far away!
Bugger, bugger, bugger!!! (no, thats not an invite!!!!)
Best of luck and let me know how you get on recruiting!
Love from
Fran
xxxxxxx
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!
Fran, re. your P.S. - consider yourself hired, we'll practice in your neck of the woods - distance no object!!
Another thing, your signature has had me confused for, hmmm 5 minutes. I thought "I know that lyric" - East Of Eden by Big Country? Bloody hope so or I'm going to look really stupid next time I'm chatting to Bruce Watson (Ha, name dropper)!!
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Quote by FredFlintstone
Ps. Stu says im not allowed to join a band anyway cos last time I did I shagged the lot of them and had to leave lol!!!!!!!
stumbles off rubbing his hands and muttering "Now where he hell is my old coo's dick?"
What kindo of noise do you get from a coo's dick Fred??
:cheers:
Bassdude..
"Another thing, your signature has had me confused for, hmmm 5 minutes. I thought "I know that lyric" - East Of Eden by Big Country? Bloody hope so or I'm going to look really stupid next time I'm chatting to Bruce Watson (Ha, name dropper)!! "
Stu will be so impressed when he sees you knew the lyric. He has to be be the biggest BC nut...followed them since day 1. Looks like we are off to Dublin in April to see the Casbah Club, I'll tell him to say hi to Brucey for ya.
As to the band...my drum kit is set up and the bed has clean sheets!! lol
Love fran
xxxx
"Another thing, your signature has had me confused for, hmmm 5 minutes. I thought "I know that lyric" - East Of Eden by Big Country? Bloody hope so or I'm going to look really stupid next time I'm chatting to Bruce Watson (Ha, name dropper)!! "
Stu will be so impressed when he sees you knew the lyric. He has to be be the biggest BC nut...followed them since day 1. Looks like we are off to Dublin in April to see the Casbah Club, I'll tell him to say hi to Brucey for ya.
As to the band...my drum kit is set up and the bed has clean sheets!! lol
Love fran
xxxx
So let me get this right Fred...
You are starting a band you are on
coo stic
Fran is on drums (and shagging)
Bassdude on Bass as long as he does not have to extract the axe from his nether regions...
Delightful Wilma on BVs
I can volunteer for tambourine and those rattley egg things do you not think a few other gorgeous BVs would go down ( !!!!) well?
so what about lead, sax, marimba, french horn, etc etc etc
any one for tin whistle or flute
lead
You are starting a band you are on
coo stic
Fran is on drums (and shagging)
Bassdude on Bass as long as he does not have to extract the axe from his nether regions...
Delightful Wilma on BVs
I can volunteer for tambourine and those rattley egg things do you not think a few other gorgeous BVs would go down ( !!!!) well?
so what about lead, sax, marimba, french horn, etc etc etc
any one for tin whistle or flute
lead
Quote by facialfran
Bassdude..
Stu will be so impressed when he sees you knew the lyric. He has to be be the biggest BC nut...followed them since day 1. Looks like we are off to Dublin in April to see the Casbah Club, I'll tell him to say hi to Brucey for ya.
As to the band...my drum kit is set up and the bed has clean sheets!! lol
Love fran
xxxx
What, you mean the guy who invented the seagull?? Yeah, Bruce is a downright decent guy. He's a mate of my assistant's and I've got to know him pretty well. So much so, I've put a link on my website to his.
As to the band, I'll be straight down
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