Kit Wrote:
Well, I wouldn't worry about anything he says, he will be locked in the GFZ for considerably longer than a week for missing me off his Top Ten list and.......... anybody caught sneaking him supplies will be hauled up before the SHWI committee. There to be judged and awarded a suitable penalty
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Taps on the door of the GFZ:
Kat, Fred are you there? Brought you some bacon butties and a yellow handbag. I can pass the bottles in through the letter box one at a time. How's it going in there???? I came up with a cunning plan. I shall make the title of this thread something that will be boring to the ladies so Kit will never know that we are bringing in supplies.
If theres anything you need just let me know. I'm sure the other lads will be along to lend a hand.
Keep your peckers up and I'll be back as soon as I can
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brumlad furiously tapping away on his morse code machine to sarge, while constantly looking over his shoulder.... message reads "In order to gain entry to the GFZ without attracting the attention of Kit and those other girlies, urgently suggest using the Nun Sarge Action Figure. At first glance this would appear to be a genuine Nun, preaching her prophecies to the condemned Kat & Fred, however in reality, would be our intrepid Head of Security (ND) infiltrating. If there is a possibility that you might be rumbled, throw a couple of Bunny Bilkos in their direction, they will be powerless and unable to resist this most dangerous weapon." message ends
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Sarge suspect some sort of diversionary tactic is required here ... such that wilma or kit would not need to contact Sappho.... so it can't be owt about shoppin chocolate or bombay sapphire, handbags or rabbits or gorgeous undies....... so what about gardening!!! or pigeons?
Gmanxxx
Never mind Wilma, Kit or Sappho - the intrepid Jags has got you sussed out. Am sending in counter troops to flush you rats out.
Watch your backs lads......
Sex God
A diversionary tactic needed to distract Sappho? :twisted: There truly is a God, after all. :happy:
Selflessly dedicating myself to the welfare of Kat and Fred and purely in order to provide the Sarge with an opportunity to smuggle supplies in, I bravely and willingly volunteer to be the distraction. :P
I hope you all realise, of course, that I am doing this purely out of the kindness of my heart and without a single thought for myself (or Sappho
). My kindness and generosity to others apparently knows no bounds!! :angel:
Will - voluntarily on his way to Shropshire
PS If past track record is anything to go by, guys. This should give you a clear four hours!!
Selflessly dedicating myself to the welfare of Kat and Fred and purely in order to provide the Sarge with an opportunity to smuggle supplies in, I bravely and willingly volunteer to be the distraction. :P
I hope you all realise, of course, that I am doing this purely out of the kindness of my heart and without a single thought for myself (or Sappho
). My kindness and generosity to others apparently knows no bounds!! :angel: Will - voluntarily on his way to Shropshire
PS If past track record is anything to go by, guys. This should give you a clear four hours!!
*Faint, but urgent, tapping heard from GFZ*
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Sappho, take Jags and Kit and tie up RVM - he is an accomplice!
Blueyes, spike some beer and drop it at the side of Sarge's desk - just smile sweetly and say it is a pressie for him!
Bluexxx, Dawn and myself have triangulated Kat and he is definately in the GFZ. His morse was rusty and very slow. Would have been more of a challenge if it had been in German morse code!!! :grin:
I have found Fred's radio in Fran's underwear draw and there was me just thinking he was a perv!!
We got the buggers on the run girlies..... join me in a rendition of The SH WI (HRT) Jerusalem....... once more unto the battle of the sexes.....
Love
Wilma
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Blueyes, spike some beer and drop it at the side of Sarge's desk - just smile sweetly and say it is a pressie for him!
Bluexxx, Dawn and myself have triangulated Kat and he is definately in the GFZ. His morse was rusty and very slow. Would have been more of a challenge if it had been in German morse code!!! :grin:
I have found Fred's radio in Fran's underwear draw and there was me just thinking he was a perv!!
We got the buggers on the run girlies..... join me in a rendition of The SH WI (HRT) Jerusalem....... once more unto the battle of the sexes.....
Love
Wilma
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:lol: :lol:Ok lads, this is it, prepare to force entry to the GFZ to free Kat & Fred. I'm about to cause a major distraction that will keep the girlies entertained for many, many hours, giving us ample time to enact the rescue.
Action Figures Inc. has modified the bunny bilko, and has managed to attach a tuned, two stroke 125cc engine to it. I've snook into the WI HQ, and have left two demo models on the desks of Wilma & Sappho. As soon as you hear them crank up these beauties, we'll storm the GFZ. Don't worry about making any noise chaps, as they wont be able to hear a thing past the whining two strokes and screams of delight.
Oh the evil trickery we use to decieve :giggle: :giggle:
Action Figures Inc. has modified the bunny bilko, and has managed to attach a tuned, two stroke 125cc engine to it. I've snook into the WI HQ, and have left two demo models on the desks of Wilma & Sappho. As soon as you hear them crank up these beauties, we'll storm the GFZ. Don't worry about making any noise chaps, as they wont be able to hear a thing past the whining two strokes and screams of delight.
Oh the evil trickery we use to decieve :giggle: :giggle:
Kat darling, I told you I can read morse and German. So calling me nosey in morse was not very clever of you. tut tut
(A suitable punishment will be administered in due course. Watch this space, Bassdude is bound to turn up to stir some trouble)
As for your need to pee and Fred's suggestion to use the beer bottles, well I am suprised you didn't think of that yourself.
Heads up Girls - any beer bottles left around the BFZ should be discarded immediately. NOT FOR CONSUMPTION!!!!
When will you boys learn that we girlies play so called big boys games too!
Wilma Flintstone
Chairwoman SHWI(HRT)
(A suitable punishment will be administered in due course. Watch this space, Bassdude is bound to turn up to stir some trouble)
As for your need to pee and Fred's suggestion to use the beer bottles, well I am suprised you didn't think of that yourself.
Heads up Girls - any beer bottles left around the BFZ should be discarded immediately. NOT FOR CONSUMPTION!!!!
When will you boys learn that we girlies play so called big boys games too!
Wilma Flintstone
Chairwoman SHWI(HRT)
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