Why??

28 Dec 2003

Hi all,
I'm new to swingers today after being introduced by another newbie and have found the truly addictive sport of browsing...
But why are there so few men from East Anglia region? Are the men less horny here? I just don't get it... literally!
Anyways congrats on a site that encourages men and women to get together to enjoy sex in whatever form it take.
Heres hoping I get to enjoy some for myself!
Kiwi... wink

28 Dec 2003

Welcome Kiwi!!
Lots of great people to talk to, so stick around and join in the fun.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
(if you see Fred, ignore him)

28 Dec 2003

im male from east anglia and very broadminded... pm me if u fancy, i dont bite (unless asked) :-)

29 Dec 2003

Stick at it Kiwi,a lot of people are prepared to travel all over the sure that once you get to know a few people then you`ll have loads of your eyes open for adverts for the various munches around the country(a great way to meet like minded people).

29 Dec 2003

Aw, Warm Guy and Kiwi - a match already :inlove:
(Welcome Kiwi BTW lol

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29 Dec 2003

Ok sorry if i sound a bit thick i just havent lived here long and stuff but WHERE IS EAST ANGLIA ?!?!?!? i'm sorry it's just people just keep going on about areas that are not on the map like the west country the east country east anglia oh you have london and GREATER london is this better or what !!!!!!
lots of love

29 Dec 2003

Welcome Kiwi, hope you find someone to have fun with from here.
Join in, most of us are good kind people, some of us are idiots of the first class and others dabble on the sidelines and have yet to show their colours!!
x

29 Dec 2003

Quote by pigsie
Ok sorry if i sound a bit thick i just havent lived here long and stuff but WHERE IS EAST ANGLIA ?!?!?!? i'm sorry it's just people just keep going on about areas that are not on the map like the west country the east country east anglia oh you have london and GREATER london is this better or what !!!!!!

Hi Pigsie, I can see the problem you may have! East Anglia is, I believe, the Norfolk and Suffolk area, or if you can see that a map of the UK is a bit like a witch riding a pig, it's the pig's bottom. smile

The West Country is Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, and perhaps Dorset, though I don't think so. Not sure about the East Country, sorry.
Good luck!
Mandy

29 Dec 2003

Hey Mandy,
Missed you.
Pigsie, Mandy has it about right - but I have never heard the description of a witch riding a pig before, so you may have to use your imagination. confused

East Anglia is up and to the right of London! wink

lhk
Kat

29 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Hey Mandy,
Missed you.

Typical bloke.. let the women take care of aiming.. they're much better at it.. perhaps because it saves them discomfort! ;)
Missed you too, Kat!

Pigsie, Mandy has it about right - but I have never heard the description of a witch riding a pig before, so you may have to use your imagination.

Oh, come on, have you never looked at a map of the UK and thought that it looked like a witch on a pig? I thought you had more imagination than that, Kat!!! Cornwall is the pig's front feet, Wales is it's head, Scotland is the witches hat.. you'll get the idea! smile

East Anglia is up and to the right of London!

And I thought men didn't say things like that either... I think what Kat means is that it's to the north west of London! (The pig's bottom!!!) rolleyes

Mandy
*giggles*

29 Dec 2003

ooooo - You have come back fiesty Mandy! :eeek: I like that! :twisted:
Kat Said:

East Anglia is up and to the right of London!

Mandy said:

I think what Kat means is that it's to the north west of London!

I rest my case! BTW, what is the most dangerous animal on the planet?
A woman with a map!
:smug:

29 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
BTW, what is the most dangerous animal on the planet?
A woman with a map!
:smug:

Grrrrrrrr! That is the second time today I've heard that joke!!!!
:boxing:

29 Dec 2003

Welcome Pigsie, OWG and kiwibabe

Grrrrrrrr! That is the second time today I've heard that joke!!!!

many a true word is spoken in jest 8)

29 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
ooooo - come back fiesty Mandy! :eeek: I like that! :twisted:

That's handy, because I plan on staying fiesty.. it vertainly beats being called "sensible" twice within a matter of hours the other day!! :twisted:

BTW, what is the most dangerous animal on the planet?
A woman with a map!

Oi, Kat.. some women are fine with maps.. especially those of us with higher than average (for women) testosterone levels.. and another bonus is a high sex drive! Well, it's a bonus if you have a partner, otherwise it's a bit of a pain.... redface

Mandy

Getting desperate....

29 Dec 2003

Oh, I know all about testosterone levels - having a partner doesn't help :twisted:

29 Dec 2003

Hi sexy kiwibabe
I can assure there are definitely a lot of men in East Anglia who would like to swing but I personally think it's the lack of women and they give up. Good to see your from Ipswich only a few miles from me. See my ad for free massage??

29 Dec 2003

Quote by BlueEyes
Grrrrrrrr! That is the second time today I've heard that joke!!!!

But lets face it - it is true!
I heard you fly everywhere because it is faster and cheaper than if Mr BlueEyes lets you navigate......... wink

:wink:

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29 Dec 2003

LOL!!!! Well, that's his argument anyway!!!!
Personally, I don't mind a bit of scenery but who am I to argue!! lol

:lol:

29 Dec 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Oh, I know all about testosterone levels - having a partner doesn't help :twisted:

Ah, I was forgetting - for the last 6 years I've only had a part-time partner so he provided ample opportunities for venting of testosterone when he was here... prior to that, I would have to say that the long-term relationship left a great deal to be desired....
Blast.. will have to find other ways of meeting my needs... it's just as well I've already found SH!! smile

Thanks!
Mandy

30 Dec 2003

Quote by BlueEyes
LOL!!!! Well, that's his argument anyway!!!!
Personally, I don't mind a bit of scenery but who am I to argue!! :lol:

lol- you are just fantastic at navigating, babe - as long we go via Wales everywhere we go!!! You know what I am saying here, Fred! :lol:

30 Dec 2003

Quote by Mr BlueEyes
lol- you are just fantastic at navigating, babe - as long we go via Wales everywhere we go!!! You know what I am saying here, Fred!

Know exactly what you mean - A female friend of ours took her kids from Derby to Drayton Manor Park - a journey of some 30 mins and 20 miles down the A42.
When she saw signs for "Bristol - 20 miles" she decided to take the kids on a tour of the Maritime Museum! :eeek:
Don't talk to me about women navigators! mad

:x When we get to a junction and Wilma says "go right" and points left I decided a long time ago to follow the hands coz the mouth is always 2 steps behind! - Since then we have never got lost! :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Dec 2003

lol- we're going away tomorrow for New Year. I'm considering just putting her in the back seat and turning the radio up really loud, should save about 5 hours on the journey!
rotflmao

30 Dec 2003

I remember a trip to stonehenge with my mum navigating - In the middle of Salisbury plains
"Mum, what do all those red flags mean?"
"Mum, I can hear fireworks."
"Mum, why are we going backwards so fast?" rolleyes

lhk
Kat

30 Dec 2003

Ah right, now we know that you got the scatty side of your personality from your mother!!!!!
:silly:

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