Words that sound rude but arent!

27 Mar 2008

Short arm bottom entry
(As seen on the packet containing a cistern filler valve)
I kid you not :P
Also
Crud
Hardware / software

27 Mar 2008

Quote by westerross
Plug hole.
Wrench
Flux
U-bend
Flush
Why's there so much plumbing on this thread?
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Im with choony on this one!! Theres a plumbing streak trickling through the forums....remember the one a few weeks ago about the plumber who said he charged pensioners double, that led to al sorts of plumbing realted puns....I wonder if plumbers are more inclined to be swingers....perhaps its having to fiddle about with flanges all day dunno

27 Mar 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Plug hole.
Wrench
Flux
U-bend
Flush
Why's there so much plumbing on this thread?
.

Im with choony on this one!! Theres a plumbing streak trickling through the forums....remember the one a few weeks ago about the plumber who said he charged pensioners double, that led to al sorts of plumbing realted puns....I wonder if plumbers are more inclined to be swingers....perhaps its having to fiddle about with flanges all day dunno

You'd have to tighten the gland first! :giggle:
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27 Mar 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
Man hole.
Man hole cover.
Ham shank.
Beef jerky.
Turtle-neck.

I pmsl, or at least try not to, when we go to the butchers to get one of these.....and yep it's always moi who has to ask for it rolleyes

There has to be an alternative name :shock:
Miss Cream xxx

28 Mar 2008

Crumpet!!!

28 Mar 2008

pashmina

28 Mar 2008

penetrate

28 Mar 2008

Firkin (NO, not merkin!!!)

28 Mar 2008

Quote by creampie123
Man hole.
Man hole cover.
Ham shank.
Beef jerky.
Turtle-neck.

I pmsl, or at least try not to, when we go to the butchers to get one of these.....and yep it's always moi who has to ask for it rolleyes

There has to be an alternative name :shock:
Miss Cream xxx
I've known it as a Hough all my days lol
but will try and ask the local butcher for a shank without chortling...atleast once lol