Heres mine:
Why did the banana go to the doctors ???
Cause he wasn't peeling well
GOD that make me laugh everytime
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I'M SORRY
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WORST JOKE
:cry: 
Sex God
Q. What time does a Chinaman go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurtee
A. Tooth hurtee
Quote by J
Two birds are sat on a perch.
One turns to the other and says:
'Can you smell fish?' .........
ops:
Reading that again, again, again...................
Half an hour later.......
play on words.
A perch is a fish
Thanks for that information J. :roll:
However, what I failed to make plain in my post was that.......... it took me bloody ages to get the joke.
Sex God
No no...the worst joke has to be:
Q: "How is the Starship Enterprise like a piece of loo roll?
A: "They both fly around Uranus, looking for Klingons."
~Reese!
Q: "How is the Starship Enterprise like a piece of loo roll?
A: "They both fly around Uranus, looking for Klingons."
~Reese!
Sex God
well i hate to hijack a worst joke thread, but here's the best joke ever . . .
what's green and hops through the australian outback?
skippy the cooking apple!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
the worst thing is, i've just wet meself typing it! how sad is that?
n x x x :P
what's green and hops through the australian outback?
skippy the cooking apple!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:the worst thing is, i've just wet meself typing it! how sad is that?
n x x x :P
I was told this one the other night and it probably wont seem funny on here cause really you need the facial ezxperssions for this one but i'll put it in anyway so here goes...
An egg and a sausage are in the frying pan and the sausage turns to the egg and says "what the f*ck are you doing in here" and the egg turns round and goes "aaaaaaargh a talking sausage"
An egg and a sausage are in the frying pan and the sausage turns to the egg and says "what the f*ck are you doing in here" and the egg turns round and goes "aaaaaaargh a talking sausage"
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I was told this one the other night and it probably wont seem funny on here cause really you need the facial ezxperssions for this one but i'll put it in anyway so here goes...
An egg and a sausage are in the frying pan and the sausage turns to the egg and says "what the f*ck are you doing in here" and the egg turns round and goes "aaaaaaargh a talking sausage"
(shakes head in dismay
) Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I was told this one the other night and it probably wont seem funny on here cause really you need the facial ezxperssions for this one but i'll put it in anyway so here goes...
An egg and a sausage are in the frying pan and the sausage turns to the egg and says "what the f*ck are you doing in here" and the egg turns round and goes "aaaaaaargh a talking sausage"
Now I'm peeing myself laughing! I had managed to keep a straight face and groan a lot till then (hmm what does that remind me of........ memories of Saturday night returning.......)
