YOU B*STARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
How could Fred possibly help you MrFC? I only have to say the word (SHAG) and he is putty in my hands.
Oh Fred!! ........... Shag, shag, shag
There you go...... job jobbed. You men are sooooo easy.

Quote by Sgt Bilko


After years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Fred and Wilma decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, Fred held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Wilma began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to Wilma, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, Wilma sat there speechless. He looked over at the Fred who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counsellor spoke to Fred, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
Fred scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And that's how they became Swingers!!!

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Throw away the cork Emma. Mines a large one.
Sarge.....I'll get back to you later.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Quote by EmmaPeel
MrsFC - do you think we could persuade MrFC to do the honours and serve us please?

Quote by The Sarge
Fred scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mr FC, Don't even think about it!!!!! Before you know it they'll have you serving drinks

Quote by FredFlintstone
He said she was not worth the 68 pence bus fare!
Fred

So, I guess you're sleeping in the GFZ tonight then??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Dear Sir,
I have just received the AIDS leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away for AIDS.
My husband has been on the dole for the past ten years and we have been living on Supplementary Benefit and every other kind of State aid we can get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It is a pity that this AIDS has come so late as I have already got 15 children and I was wondering whether you will be paying back payments?
Your leaflet states that the more sex I have the more chance I have of getting AIDS. My only problem here is persuading the husband, who is not so keen after 15 kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids but he showed no interest and they were hardly used. Would there be any chance of a refund for the I paid for these gadgets ? (I still have the receipt.)
Anyway I will now explain to him that the Government will now be paying us for all the sex we have and I'm sure he will agree that we cannot let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my AIDS on, but as you will appreciate with 15 kids and a work shy lazy bastard of a husband to feed, there won't be much left to pass on. If by any chance there is a bit left though, I will pass this on to my poor old Mother-in-Law, who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet that I can get AIDS through a blood transfusion and I intend to write to my local hospital straight away to see when I can have one. Will the AIDS I get from the hospital be deducted from the AIDS I get from you ? Perhaps you could write and let me know.
I am a firm believer in getting every aid from the country that I can get, and I'm sure you will agree that by past performance, I do qualify for this new one.
Could you let me know how much I will get paid each time, will it be weekly or monthly payments and what evidence do I have to produce to prove I have had the right amount of sex ?
Yours faithfully,
Wilma Flintstone
P.S. Your advert is great. I certainly won't die of ignorance. I know my rights!!