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:P It's almost Carol singing time again and I've been humming my favourite Christmas song all morning, but can't think of the rest of the words. Anyone know the rest of it? dunno
Santa Claus you f* cking c*nt
wheres my f*cking bike
I've unwrapped all my presents and can't find one I like
I wrote a f*ckin letter and I come to see you twice
you're one jerryatric fart - you forgot me f*cking bike
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs I would of bloody asked
and this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
you stuffed me bloody order up, its enough to make you spew
but its not just me who's sneakey, my sisters dirty too
Jeeez
And I thought Jingle Bells was pretty racy!!!!!!!!!!
:shock:
A fantastic Christmas album is a 2CD live set by Jane Siberry called "Child" - can't recommend it highly enough get it from ye olde record shoppe or shoppe onlined or do your fandangled downloadery if you must but do get it,its a gem and so captures Christmas..as does Libras song of course!
LATER ON:I put the darned thing on now - well,its getting to be the right time of the year to play it..DO get to hear this -worth it for the astonishing poem to the young would-be suicide "New Years Baby" its a tad cutesy at times but its a unique collection.
Hhhmmmm don't think I can recall that one from Sunday school redface ............ but hey I hardly went, was far more fun sneeking off for a fag cool
Don't think I'll be teaching that one either :shock:
My personal favorite xmas songs are all on one album by a band called the Vandals the album is called Christmas with the Vandals and is the funniest xmas record ever ( In my opinion!)
Track List
A Gun For Christmas
Grandpa's Last Christmas
Thanx for Nothing
Oi to the World
Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
Christmas Time for my Penis
I Don't Believe in Santa Clause
My First Christmas as a Woman
Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies*
Here I Am Lord
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
Hang Myself from the Tree
Thay are a punk band from California and fantastic not to everyones taste but there you go!
Phil biggrin
Oh and they released it in June I think they're a bit mad :silly:
bing crosby ........white christmas
makes me wanna run out and stock up on booze and mince pies
You can't beat a bit of Cliff Richard at xmas.
Which is a shame really because Cliff could do with a really good beatinng.
Its Gotta be Shane and Kirsty for me .
Oh definately right - best Crimbo song ever.
another vote here and I generally hate all xmas songs !
Bah Humbug!
I Hate Christmas.
(sorry! but i really do)
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
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You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot

merry xmas my arse
i pray god it's our last
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You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot

:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: ...oh i just love singing along to that one :lol2: as for the rest.... banghead
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bing crosby ........white christmas
makes me wanna run out and stock up on booze and mince pies

Makes me wanna vomit.
Me too. Off somewhere Sunny this year.
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chestnuts roasting on an open fire, it probably isnt called that but i love thesong
staggy trying to miss xmas this year, bah humbug
the best ever cristmas song
and thats the pretenders 2000 miles....its very far through the snow I´ll think of you
... Wherever you go.... biggrin
and coldplay sing it great as well
. " A CHRISTMAS CAROL "
Christmas time is here by golly,
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the room with hunks of Holly
Fill the glass and don't say when
Kill the Turkey's, Ducks and Chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the inards
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother, here we go again.
On Christmas Day you can't get sore
Your swinger friend you must adore
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.
Relations, sparing no expence, 'll
Send some usless old utensil
Or a matching pen and pencil
"just the thing I need, how nice"
It doesn't matter how sincere it
is, nor how heartfelt is the spirit
Sentiment will not endear it
Whats important is "the price"
Hark the Swinging Heaven sings
Advertising wonderous things
God rest ye merry "room ops"
May yee make the Yuletide pay
Angels we can hear on high
Tell us to go out and buy !
So, let the raucous slieghbells jingle
Hail our dear old friend " ********* " (room ops name here)
Driving his reindeer across the sky
Don't stand underneath when they fly by .
************************************* from = a song by Tom Lehere
Fred (aka Medic1)
:doh: I thought it said "what's your favourite Christmas SNOGS"! :doh:
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BTW Fred....worship
I like Santa baby sung by Eartha Kitt, among others.
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SA
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Been an infrequent visistor for the last few days - busy at work :cry:
I LOVE boney m - Mary's boy child - the bloke in it CRACKS ME UP!! but the BEST EVER xmas song is ... Mariah Carey - All i want for Christmas is you.
And the Pop Idol xmas album i bought last year is being blasted in my car at the mo!!
Mine has to be Fairytale in New York too.....it's the one song that really, really makes it feel like Christmas, especially if I hear it while I'm driving biggrin
Everyone always quotes the sumbag maggot line from Fairytale. But the song contains one of the most moving lines ive ever heard ( Shane has written quite a few of them ) ..........
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you
Now THATS romance , from the toothless Paddy !!!!
G
My all time Christmas favourite?
Without a doubt, would have to be "Seasoned Greetings" by the Residents (from their album).
Oh yeah...puts me in the spirit, it does.
~Reese! surprised
Well I make no apologies for this whatsoever ....

Altogether now "snow is falling, all around us ................ :karaoke:
Ermmmmmm just me then lol
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Oh my god
I cant belieeeveee you like that song
your fairy fruitcage

Hi Hun - I'm really pleased to see you here biggrin
That song, well it makes me laugh - what do you think of it?
Your HB
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