Every man has a special relationship with the first porn magazine he has access to. Whether it was furtively brought into school under cover of blazer, found in a hedge in the park or misappropriated from the shop where you did your paper round (guilty), they're our first introduction to the ways of women and the world.
While a lot of them succumb to the parental rule - witness the brilliant Beastie Boys lyric "And your mom threw away your best porno mag" - or simply get lost along the way, you can now hark back to and buy your once favourite magazines. I've just spent a very pleasant hour or so going through all of the copies of Fiesta I used to own.
Step back into the time warp!
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Pinched mine from my dads drawer!! 
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For absolute confession time !!!!!!!!! 
never got brave to buy them till I was married a year or two and that was for sheer devil meant :twisted:
And I used to serve the men that wanted these mags under the usual papers. :roll:
never got brave to buy them till I was married a year or two and that was for sheer devil meant :twisted:And I used to serve the men that wanted these mags under the usual papers. :roll:
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Hummmmm.... must have been those I found in the park, before the police stamped out cruising there 
. I searched the house high and low and never found any :( so I had to scramble round the great outdoors to find it. I used to find some quality material too - straight and gay - not like the boring shite lads brought into school, thinking it was cool
. I searched the house high and low and never found any :( so I had to scramble round the great outdoors to find it. I used to find some quality material too - straight and gay - not like the boring shite lads brought into school, thinking it was cool 
Mine was one that was passed around at school. No pics - just stories. I was supposed to take it back and pass it on - but my mom found it and threw it out
I wasn't the most popular kid at school then!
Hmmmm - must've known something even then 'cos I was the only girl the boys would share it with
I wasn't the most popular kid at school then!
Hmmmm - must've known something even then 'cos I was the only girl the boys would share it with
My first bought mag was "Exclusive" around Jan 1981.
Unfortunately my parents were extremely strict, so I would buy porno mags, hide them in the house somewhere and then terrified of being caught, I would have to get rid of them somehow. Getting rid of them was quite difficult, because you couldn't put them in the bin, because they might get found. Once I was so desperate to get rid of a copy of "Men Only", that I posted into a postbox while on my paper round. It must have given the postman quite a suprise the next morning.
I was on holiday with the parents at a caravan park in Rye. I was desperate to have a look at the mags in the nearest shop, so one day I nipped in and quickly selected a couple of the mags and approached the counter. "How old are you ?" the assistant asked sternly. "15" I replied. "Put them back", she said. "They're for sale to over 18's only". Extremely humilating it was.
First hardcore was courtesy of "Filmnet+" on the old analogue satellites. Quite a shock it was to see hardcore for the first time. There was no Internet in those days.
Unfortunately my parents were extremely strict, so I would buy porno mags, hide them in the house somewhere and then terrified of being caught, I would have to get rid of them somehow. Getting rid of them was quite difficult, because you couldn't put them in the bin, because they might get found. Once I was so desperate to get rid of a copy of "Men Only", that I posted into a postbox while on my paper round. It must have given the postman quite a suprise the next morning.
I was on holiday with the parents at a caravan park in Rye. I was desperate to have a look at the mags in the nearest shop, so one day I nipped in and quickly selected a couple of the mags and approached the counter. "How old are you ?" the assistant asked sternly. "15" I replied. "Put them back", she said. "They're for sale to over 18's only". Extremely humilating it was.
First hardcore was courtesy of "Filmnet+" on the old analogue satellites. Quite a shock it was to see hardcore for the first time. There was no Internet in those days.
When I stayed at my parental home for a few weeks following a move from London I found all my old softcore porn magazines stuffed in the same old hidy hole - up the (disused) chimney!
Probably still there and one day I'll smuggle them out - but unless anyones in the market for a collection of material from the mid seventies they'll end up in the recycling bin!
Probably still there and one day I'll smuggle them out - but unless anyones in the market for a collection of material from the mid seventies they'll end up in the recycling bin!
Brilliant thread. being abit of a nostalgia fan, this got me thinking.
Remember stumbling across my old man's collection and then over time learning to sneakily enjoy the delights of Club and Men Only during the late 80s and early 90s; discovering women of different sizes, races and style.
I am sure he knew, bit its kinda one of those unsaid things. He had just as much to lose if not more by 'fessing up. I laugh now thinking about the day when my future son find's mine!
Remember stumbling across my old man's collection and then over time learning to sneakily enjoy the delights of Club and Men Only during the late 80s and early 90s; discovering women of different sizes, races and style.
I am sure he knew, bit its kinda one of those unsaid things. He had just as much to lose if not more by 'fessing up. I laugh now thinking about the day when my future son find's mine!
I think the first magazine I finally summoned up the courage to buy in a newsagent was called "Parade" and was very tame by today's standards.
I remember being very disappointed when I saw my first naked woman in the flesh, to find that she didn't have little black stars over the naughty bits.
I remember being very disappointed when I saw my first naked woman in the flesh, to find that she didn't have little black stars over the naughty bits.
I remember my first left handed pamphlet, it was in one of my local newsagents, in his "reduced to clear" box - a Christmas edition of Fiesta - and because I was only 12 at the time ( and Catholic - raging hormones AND guilt :crazy: 
) I left both copies for a few weeks before I could take no more and used my five fingered discount. I must have kept it for 2-3 years ( not easy with my mum ) and I still want to repeat one of the stories climax - sat in a chair woman on top, 2nd woman licking balls, cock, labia and clit as she is penetrated doggy style. Happy days
) I left both copies for a few weeks before I could take no more and used my five fingered discount. I must have kept it for 2-3 years ( not easy with my mum ) and I still want to repeat one of the stories climax - sat in a chair woman on top, 2nd woman licking balls, cock, labia and clit as she is penetrated doggy style. Happy days Quote by sexybimale4fun
When I stayed at my parental home for a few weeks following a move from London I found all my old softcore porn magazines stuffed in the same old hidy hole - up the (disused) chimney!
Probably still there and one day I'll smuggle them out - but unless anyones in the market for a collection of material from the mid seventies they'll end up in the recycling bin!
Be a surprise for someone when the house gets sold.
It wasn't a mag, it was half a dozen black and white photos in some bushes where we had to go for a walk at school. Boarding School, so they got passed around the dorm a lot, only allowed one at a time and there were a couple of favourites that got fought over.
"Oi xxxxxx's wanking", "you've got one of those photos", "No I'm not" (Slows down to one rev a minute and tries not to speed up at the end).
"Oi xxxxxx's wanking", "you've got one of those photos", "No I'm not" (Slows down to one rev a minute and tries not to speed up at the end).
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