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9 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Straight Female, 60
UK
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Warming the Bed
Its her birthday today, 12th July. Help me help her celebrate this event
She is a very sexy lady and loves to have the chance to show how much!
It would be good tonight to have a man, preferably two, perhaps a couple as well to join us around 10 pm and have a few hours of lively, imaginative fun!
You should be polite, considerate, adventurous, have a photo, and available tonight! (She quite fancies seeing two guys play together, but pehaps we shall do that another time!
If you would like to join us, drop us a line with some contact information and we shall make a decision by 7:30 this evening!
Graham & Cilla x
She is a very sexy lady and loves to have the chance to show how much!
It would be good tonight to have a man, preferably two, perhaps a couple as well to join us around 10 pm and have a few hours of lively, imaginative fun!
You should be polite, considerate, adventurous, have a photo, and available tonight! (She quite fancies seeing two guys play together, but pehaps we shall do that another time!
If you would like to join us, drop us a line with some contact information and we shall make a decision by 7:30 this evening!
Graham & Cilla x
Well it would be if we can tempt any unsuspecting victims into our lair! :twisted: Warming the Bed
Yet another update....
12:01 Sunday After an evening of watching England beat the French at Rugby and the Reds beat a pitiful Newcastle side I picked up the rucksac and set off to seek enlightenment.
02:00 Having been twice round the M25 I eventually started to make progress
04:00 After a long and ardous journey I arrived at the foothills of the Hymalayas and was met by our guide sherpa 'BigballsDave'
0415 Following 15 minutes of flirtatous banter, known locally as foreplay we set off to climb the largest peak in the world.
0430 Conversation as we climbed was sparse as everyone was having trouble breathing in short pants but; Personally I was wearing a sort of khaki pair of Chinis and had no trouble breathing; we did find out that the famous Mount Everest was actually an instruction rather than a naturally occuring erection.
04:40 Things are becoming a struggle now, reminds me of mounting mrs bbw's twin peaks which also incidently come complete with crampons, compass and a map with a 'X' on it.
06:00 The mood in the group has sharply risen, it may have something to do with the fact that we are nearing the top where we will meet the Tibeten Monks who will hopefully bring some sense of purpose to our miserable existances now we are without the SH chatrooms.
06:30 The top!!!! Amazing but whats that ? Arhhhhhh!!!!!
07:00 Sorry, we lost communications, bit like where we still are with ths chatrooms. I'm afraid I have to tell you there are no Tibeten Monks at teh top of teh highest peak in the world. No serenely calm men with what was rumoured to have collectively the largest penises in the world! We were greated by a lively throng of.........
AOL Call Centre Staff !!!!!!! These people never even noticed us come (And how does that make you feel!); they just pitifully continued to ring unsuspecting AOL customers and offer them what could only be described as the opportunity of a lifetime! (If you are into sado-masocism that is!)
On top of this we discovered, in Attenborough like voices and mannerisms that....
Half of them were chatting away quite happily in SH chatrooms, calling themselves 'Young well-hung bi stud from Brighton, seeking men, women, both; can travel, can accomodate and stays for ever!
07:15 I left the top of the world and started to make my way down. I never got the peace of mind I was looking for. The calm wisdom to be able to cope without the chatrooms never fell upon me. I will have to go home and try to think of something else to do...
Cilla on the other hand was last seen running through the snow, naked and clearly in a state of excitement, chased by 'bigballsdave' and 14 other bald-headed religous monks who shall we say were 'swinging the lead'.
As I close this latest entry I reach for my medication and hope that today at least I won't get strapped in and given the electric- shock treatment!
Graham
12:01 Sunday After an evening of watching England beat the French at Rugby and the Reds beat a pitiful Newcastle side I picked up the rucksac and set off to seek enlightenment.
02:00 Having been twice round the M25 I eventually started to make progress
04:00 After a long and ardous journey I arrived at the foothills of the Hymalayas and was met by our guide sherpa 'BigballsDave'
0415 Following 15 minutes of flirtatous banter, known locally as foreplay we set off to climb the largest peak in the world.
0430 Conversation as we climbed was sparse as everyone was having trouble breathing in short pants but; Personally I was wearing a sort of khaki pair of Chinis and had no trouble breathing; we did find out that the famous Mount Everest was actually an instruction rather than a naturally occuring erection.
04:40 Things are becoming a struggle now, reminds me of mounting mrs bbw's twin peaks which also incidently come complete with crampons, compass and a map with a 'X' on it.
06:00 The mood in the group has sharply risen, it may have something to do with the fact that we are nearing the top where we will meet the Tibeten Monks who will hopefully bring some sense of purpose to our miserable existances now we are without the SH chatrooms.
06:30 The top!!!! Amazing but whats that ? Arhhhhhh!!!!!
07:00 Sorry, we lost communications, bit like where we still are with ths chatrooms. I'm afraid I have to tell you there are no Tibeten Monks at teh top of teh highest peak in the world. No serenely calm men with what was rumoured to have collectively the largest penises in the world! We were greated by a lively throng of.........
AOL Call Centre Staff !!!!!!! These people never even noticed us come (And how does that make you feel!); they just pitifully continued to ring unsuspecting AOL customers and offer them what could only be described as the opportunity of a lifetime! (If you are into sado-masocism that is!)
On top of this we discovered, in Attenborough like voices and mannerisms that....
Half of them were chatting away quite happily in SH chatrooms, calling themselves 'Young well-hung bi stud from Brighton, seeking men, women, both; can travel, can accomodate and stays for ever!
07:15 I left the top of the world and started to make my way down. I never got the peace of mind I was looking for. The calm wisdom to be able to cope without the chatrooms never fell upon me. I will have to go home and try to think of something else to do...
Cilla on the other hand was last seen running through the snow, naked and clearly in a state of excitement, chased by 'bigballsdave' and 14 other bald-headed religous monks who shall we say were 'swinging the lead'.
As I close this latest entry I reach for my medication and hope that today at least I won't get strapped in and given the electric- shock treatment!
Graham
Warming the Bed
Hello and thank you for reading our plea!
We had plans for tonight, a nice social gathering, but unfortunatly have been let down by the babysitter at the last minute. So we now are stuck at home with nothing to do...
This needs to change, we want some fun! Not sure what so perhaps you can come up with an imaginative suggestion, one that catches the eye and jumps out of the page saying 'we must take advantage'!
We have every intention of taking advantage tonight!!!
C n G xxx
We had plans for tonight, a nice social gathering, but unfortunatly have been let down by the babysitter at the last minute. So we now are stuck at home with nothing to do...
This needs to change, we want some fun! Not sure what so perhaps you can come up with an imaginative suggestion, one that catches the eye and jumps out of the page saying 'we must take advantage'!
We have every intention of taking advantage tonight!!!
C n G xxx
Warming the Bed
In which case I would be delighted to have the opportunity to discuss this further as I am struggling to appreciate the validity of this approach.
Please could you provide me with some communication channel that will give me the chance to personally talk where I went wrong?
Please could you provide me with some communication channel that will give me the chance to personally talk where I went wrong?
Warming the Bed
We are surprised the mods removed our veiled description of teh location, especially directions are on this site.
C n G
:x Then you'll be equally surprised at another Mod removed your further attempt to give a not very thinly veiled description of the location! This is the final warning about this matter - any new reoccurence will bring about a removal of your account.
:x :x
C n G
:x Then you'll be equally surprised at another Mod removed your further attempt to give a not very thinly veiled description of the location! This is the final warning about this matter - any new reoccurence will bring about a removal of your account.:x :x
Warming the Bed
We have a night off! Going for a meal and a drink and thought we might venture to a dogging site near Amersham.
Is it still used and safe?
C n G
Mods Edit - location details removed, please contact this member for the details as exact locations should not be posted anywhere on the forums.
Is it still used and safe?
C n G
Mods Edit - location details removed, please contact this member for the details as exact locations should not be posted anywhere on the forums.
Warming the Bed
Hello and thanks for reading our post.
We are a horny High Wycombe couple interested in meeting a local couple Friday or Saturday evening for some relaxed fun and frolics!
We like to entertain at home, a few drinks, some light-hearted games and see where it takes us...
Intrested???
C n G xxx
We are a horny High Wycombe couple interested in meeting a local couple Friday or Saturday evening for some relaxed fun and frolics!
We like to entertain at home, a few drinks, some light-hearted games and see where it takes us...
Intrested???
C n G xxx
Warming the Bed
Hi, thanks for reading this...
It was nice of C to see if she could arrange a little light relief while I am stuck in an airport hotel at East Midlands this week. It was shame her idea didnt bring much response, hey ho!
If there are any ladies who would like a little, no pressure company Tuesday or Wednesday evening I would be delighted. To be honest the thought of spending two nights alone in a hotel doesnt do a lot for me so, just a nice friendly flirt with a like minded lady would be welcome relief.
Graham
It was nice of C to see if she could arrange a little light relief while I am stuck in an airport hotel at East Midlands this week. It was shame her idea didnt bring much response, hey ho!
If there are any ladies who would like a little, no pressure company Tuesday or Wednesday evening I would be delighted. To be honest the thought of spending two nights alone in a hotel doesnt do a lot for me so, just a nice friendly flirt with a like minded lady would be welcome relief.
Graham
Warming the Bed
I have been asked to meet a lady for some outdoor 'chastisement', daytime one day next week. She lives near Stevenage, so it would need to be somewhere local to there, very safe and discreet. Somewhere she feels confortable to express herself withoutr fear of being heard or overseen.
Not being local to the area I have no idea where to go! I was thinking of some wooded area, easy to get to but not popular with walkers, etc.
Has anyone any ideas?
Thanks
G
Not being local to the area I have no idea where to go! I was thinking of some wooded area, easy to get to but not popular with walkers, etc.
Has anyone any ideas?
Thanks
G
Warming the Bed
I, Graham writes the ads, the profile and the cheques. Cilla provides the inspiration and the beauty. I do have to blame JK, partly because our profile is almost as magical as her books! And secondly she probably took less time to write HP7.
I hope, and this was our intention, to make things clear and consise with an insight into our (my!) somewhat warped sense of humour.
We give prizes to anyone who manages to reach the end of the profile without making any inane comment about what we are looking for!
Graham & Cilla xxx
I hope, and this was our intention, to make things clear and consise with an insight into our (my!) somewhat warped sense of humour.
We give prizes to anyone who manages to reach the end of the profile without making any inane comment about what we are looking for!
Graham & Cilla xxx
