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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57

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thanks all, most of what i needed to know has now been answered via here and pm's - off to brush my teeth and put on a tuxedo lol
could it be dungeons and dragons rolleyes
there again, i may not be of that age....
just spent an hour trying to get on here, kept coming up as a system error every time i tried to sign in ?????
just me or anyone else. rolleyes
Firstly i have looked through the help topics, which helped me out a little, but i do have other questions i would like to ask and a little advice...
If one of you guys/girls can give me some advice or point me in the right direction, i would be most grateful.
Apologies if this is the 100th time for this type of posting, but i am only just venturing into chat rooms so don't want to get my fingers burnt - so to speak...
Thanks in advance lol
Quote by constance
I wouldn't want to go there.
I've heard it's a bad place, they all talk funny and Brian Clough (RIP) is likely to smack you round the head.
There's millions of scroungers with 48 kids who never work.
A mate's mother's brothers milkman told me everyone there smells of cabbages and poo!
Just being stereotypical as is allowed on this site these days :P wink

I've heard similar things about liverpool and everyone wears shell suits there as well :shock:
and the problem with shell suits is ?????????lol
in caerphilly where i work, they still wear shell suits, ratners jewelry with white stlletos.
Well if thats the uniform you issue for your staff I m not suprised your short staffed!!!
i was not aware that i was short staffed - always been told i am fairly well endowed.....
what works 4 me everytime - an asprin for the temperature and aches, then i stuff my nose with tissues with a little alsbas oil, cold, flu even malaria cured overnight.
Quote by ^Tigger^
Mine isnt lol
Are out of focus pics better than no pics at all confused: :?:
I think so x

well i have to say tigger - those are damn fine pics.....
i say it's a free world, if you have hairy stubbly legs but you like pics of them, then take your pics and be proud...
it seems it is a derogatory remark to make to a woman, but a fella will puff his chest out if he is called a slut...
i have been called a flutterby, not sure if thats the same thing ??
bit like me with work - always in the s*it, it's only the depth that changes !!
i just thought it was this damn cold weather in wales - bit difficult typing in gloves - where is my icy emoticon ???????
i arranged to meet a lovely lady called debbie in a pub.
this woman walked in and asked if i was dave, said yes and she shook my hand and introduced herself as debbie.
we chatted for 5 mins then went to our table for food, something wasn't quite right but i could not get my head around what.
went to the toilet for a pee and had a text on my phone - which said thanks for standing me up you ass*ole ?????
2 + 2 = i realised i had just eaten with a woman who should have been with someone else !!!!
lesson learnt - always ask for a pic b4 meeting, so at least you have some idea !!
i am on but have never hears of pool ????
would you care to enlighten me, i'd hate to be missing out !!!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Have you read the Chatroom Q & A sticky?

now that would be a little too obvious......
Quote by dpg230272
1st record i think was something by Gary Newman - possibly cars.
My favourite, besides anything by Aaron Neville - is usually my latest buy, which this week is Cash.
takes me back to my youth remembering my father telling me that one day you'll listen to this music your calling crap, instead of all that synthesized sh*t.... :cry: was he right !!!

i agree with you although i stuck 2 fingers up at me dad cos at 34 i still listen to that synthesied shit lol however my first favourite record was down in the park by tubeway army (gary numan) when he was in a band
i will hasten to add that my age is 38, fast approaching 39 in 4 weeks.
so my taste in music is getting more and more bizarre..... well thats what people tell me who i give a lift to..
b4 i bought the cash cd i was listening to the kaiser chiefs and green day, and i'm told i am old for my age !!!!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I wouldn't want to go there.
I've heard it's a bad place, they all talk funny and Brian Clough (RIP) is likely to smack you round the head.
There's millions of scroungers with 48 kids who never work.
A mate's mother's brothers milkman told me everyone there smells of cabbages and poo!
Just being stereotypical as is allowed on this site these days :P wink

I've heard similar things about liverpool and everyone wears shell suits there as well :shock:
and the problem with shell suits is ?????????lol
in caerphilly where i work, they still wear shell suits, ratners jewelry with white stlletos.
he is a bit of a muppett, has no luck with women and works in a market - never watch the programme myself, thats just what i'm told lol
as much as i think i am a walking miracle, i think my vasectomy and gender would prevent this lol
must admit i would have had run ins with gangs from neighbouring areas as a kid.
but at present there seems to be a big them and us attitude on the internet between us and americans. some sites positively encourage it.....
i guess thats progress, can he honestly say the boot has never been on the other foot ???
Just thought i'd let anyone know who has been expecting anything from relatives or friends from belfast that the postmen have now called off their strike after 18 days.
Guess where i'm going on sunday to try and sort out the aftermath ...... :cry:
Quote by cheekychimp
First single bought with my own pocket money was 'Cars'....tubeway army.
Fave album is diffucult but I do play 'Acoustic Soul' by India Arie ..... wink
....especially...Ready for Love.....superb..... :cry:
CC..... cool

we must be near enough the same age ?????????
dont worry girl, not there to buy you a drink tonight, but at the bristol munch we will share some bubbles..........
happy birthday xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i have visited it on a number of occasions with my chosen football team, and i have met a number of people off here and other sites from nottingham, on the whole it has a big downside with the drugs and crime, however every village, town and city has some problem and no doubt there are some very nice genuine people up there....
speak for yourself - i'm having a whale of a time - perhaps your so repulsive people would rather give you a miss.....
word of advice - in my experience it is a big turn off if your breathe stinks of alcohol, garlic or cigs - unless you advertised for an alcoholic, smoking french person....
have never ventured in those dark recesses yet.....
being a man i find it hard to multi-task, so talking to more than 1 person at a time is a problem for me. rolleyes
they play classical music outside the shops by us - and it does work, the teenagers go elsewhere...
it usually relates to people who reply to couples ads who are asking for bi fems/males but they wont actually say - i'm bi !!!!
when the recipient turns round and calls you a m**her f****ng t**t...... well that has been my experience - ither that or the ex catching me with her sister biggrin
1st record i think was something by Gary Newman - possibly cars.
My favourite, besides anything by Aaron Neville - is usually my latest buy, which this week is Cash.
takes me back to my youth remembering my father telling me that one day you'll listen to this music your calling crap, instead of all that synthesized sh*t.... :cry: was he right !!!
Very - as long as it does not involve anything to do with spiders !!!!!