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34fun
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58

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spontanaity......... lol well it's as good as a gate..lol
a great result - totally expected by us though.
i dont think the scots did themselves any favours after they beat france by saying they had turned the corner and would produce rugby like that week in week out.....
as we know from scotland of old, they just cannot do it.
but i was in the walkabout and the queens vaults with all the jocks all night, they are a cracking set of fans, as good as the irish and game lads and lasses.....
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex
is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
just as a matter of interest - where has the link gone off here ??????????
Out watching the rugby in central cardiff 2morrow with a few friends.
So if any single females, couples or anyone else off here really would like some good company or just to say hello drop me a line.
if you'd rather be discreet so nobody knows where we arranged the meet, that would be no problem.
It will be an all day/Night with the scots, as they are very good company, so only those with stamina need apply !!!! lol wink drinkies :silly: :violin: :sticky:
i'm very good at making my ass swing back and for very fast - it is a great way to keep trim too.....
green alpine pop - although in wales lowes was not so dear.
rag and bone men have been over run by tinkers who knock your door and offer to take anything for a £5 - then promptly dump it at your local beauty spot, so you feel guilty when your out meeting people in car parks and see your old stuff in the hedges redface
as for coalmen, chimney sweeps and milkmen with electric floats all still operating in my area of cardiff.
round our area you have to employ a security guard if you hire a skip - cos you will wake up in the morning to find a mk 1 cortina in it !!
you don't have to swing to use this site - but i guess you know your partner better than us wave
good luck anyway. :inlove: :rose:
I first heard this about 4 years ago - it was at the time richard gere was alledgedly using live animals in his sex sessions .....
it is very funny though, the type of thing you hear on the howard stern show every week.
i'm saying it - i don't believe you..........
i did wonder why you had that slight squint in your eye...lol
it's ok Tony - i wont tell anyone, Honest rolleyes :idea: :roll: :twisted:
it is a really good album - but to me the only sad thing about that record is seeing what the ravages of drink and drugs had done to the great man......
was the strap on for you or tony ???????? now THAT is embarrasing lol :lol: :lol:
the empty toilet roll holder, with a rubber glove inside and plenty of hand cream redface surprisedops: :oops:
surely i was not the only teen to try that !!
i have a nice pole she can put in her bedroom to practise her pole dancing.
It is still wrapped and never been used ?????
A member of my staff got taken short while out delivering his mail today. He had a package for someone that was a friend of his mothers so decided that if he could get an answer he would ask to use her toilet.
Well she answered the door and said help yourself, which he unduly did.
Having finished doing a number 2 he opened a window and made sure he left the toilet in the same condition it was in when he arrived, when there was a knock on the bathroom door.
The voice on the other side was a males voice and he said "cmon how much longer are you going to keep me waiting you sexy bitch"
He opened the door slightly startled to see this womans partner stood outside the bathroom door sporting a handsome erection - obviously the squeals of horror are lost in telling this now, but the partner made a hasty retreat to the bedroom, and my Member of staff made a hasty exit out the front door.
Of course telling us about this on his return to the office has left us in absolute hysterics - apologies if this womans partner is on here and is sheepishly reading this :shock: lol
don't forget once you shave once you have to shave regularly, or your best boxers will wear thin on sharp bristles, and whatever partner your sleeping with will complain constantly about your prickly balls sticking in her lol :lol:
He says speaking from experience..
just as a matter of interest from someone who has no idea - what exactly would a man buy to pleasure himself ?????? redface
coming from a poor family, the most we could muster would be a rubber glove, empty toilet roll and plenty of handcream :shock:
i use palmers cocunut butter - has excellent results with the ladies, especially if they are malibu drinkers lol
Quote by TomCat999
there is a downside unfortunately.
33 years after me having mine done i have now lost all sensation on my bell end "sorry for being so crude"
so now i can go for hours and hours no problem at all. BJ's are ok but i do not get any sexual pleasure from them personally as the sensation is not there.
so if you are having the op now, no problem cos your penis will be redundant when your 70 anyway lol

I'm sorry to read that 34fun. Any loss of sensation is obviously not welcome but I think you must have just been very unlucky. I had mine done 45 years ago and don't have any loss. If anything, I'm getting more sensitive as the years go by. But that's subjective so it could just be wishful thinking.
it dont bother me, i still get pleasure as long as my partner who i'm with is happy, then i have no problem.
i did see a post on here not so long ago for people to redesign their penis, as in re-stretching their forskin... with a variety of weights and such like.
well i have no need to stretch my penis any bigger, so will perservere with what the surgeon left me - have had no complaints so far, although i did draw the line when my ex wife told me to go f**k myself, not my cup of tea :lol:
Quote by Osmosis
Are you from Wales then Minx wink
Mr goodtimez

poke sillyoke: :huh: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Minx x xx
She just pretends to be Welsh to get into my pants :rascal: innocent
you wish !!!!!
well that is the first time i have seen or heard of that, move over the X Factor and make way for gary.....
there is a downside unfortunately.
33 years after me having mine done i have now lost all sensation on my bell end "sorry for being so crude"
so now i can go for hours and hours no problem at all. BJ's are ok but i do not get any sexual pleasure from them personally as the sensation is not there.
so if you are having the op now, no problem cos your penis will be redundant when your 70 anyway lol
i remembered - it was a glass of pumpkin juice with a squeeze of lime.
apparently this doubles the amount of semen produced, not keen on pumpkins so i wont be drowning anyone.
C4 doing a C**k week or something ??? i woke up last night to a programme on about the worlds biggest penises..
alledgedly the fella with a 13" + half inch is called jonah - now i cannot see how any woman or man come to that could enjoy a session with something that big !!!!
and as no-one else has volunteered, in the name of research if you need assistance or advice just pm me wink lol
i am welsh through and through - but i think england will beat us by 9 points to keep up their impressive record over us at twickenham.
hope i am wrong though lol
well this must be a subject the welsh are in touch with as the last 3 replies are from my esteemed countrymen....
this wouldn't be just 5 mins from a certain ex mp's house who suffered a moment of madness.....lol