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Over 90 days ago
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Feeding a pair of ferrets antibiotics with a syringe is tough as boots too. Makes them sneeze if you do it wrong. Best to push the syringe into a chunk of meat from a tin of cat food, then when they go to eat it, spray the antibiotics down their throat.
They soon learn though. Then it's back to banging your head against the wall and crying in frustration.
They soon learn though. Then it's back to banging your head against the wall and crying in frustration.
Quote by jomu
Sorry. At 3 in the morning, on a clear summer day, you could CLEARLY hear the bass in MK from Bedford.
No problem.
20, 300 watt bass drivers...luvly stuff...louder than the traffic on the M1....and you can hear that in MK centre at any time.
Sounds more like drills than traffic though so that makes it okay, see?
Quote by AndyS-NE
I really need to know what they mean!!! I take it they're words more common down south?
If your down south and a group of teenagers approach you mumbling "Mush, mush gis the front wheel yo bike claaaat"
what they mean is "You, you, oh won't you please give me the front wheel of your pedal cycle you scoundrel"
or something like that.
Nobody really knows what they mean because nobody can be arsed to ask the little shits to explain what they actually mean. Probably why they get so angry and go smashy smashy, cos noone understands/listens to them.
Oh what a life it would be to be a UK Garage MC assassin (correct me if I used too many "s"s then).
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Sybian innit mush.
Claaaat.
Can you speak english next time??
Didn't understand a word of that!!! :lol:
The article is the Sybian.
Safeburys.
Yeah but was does Mush and Claaaat mean? I truely haven't a clue what they mean!!
I do beg your pardon.... I didn't actually think I said the word "mush" but I blatantly did didn't I. Sometimes I don't know if I'm Arthur or Martha.
Safeburys is like Safeways and Sainsburys, but one place, and properly better.
"Safeburys is a supermarket chain, not one of the largest - which was founded in me 1940s by Kenneth Safebury, father of the present chairman of the board of directors - Keith Safebury. The founder started with a single grocer’s shop in Hereford, expanded over the years, and now Safebury’s plc has some 40 stores, mostly in the South of England, but with a presence in the Midlands, and ambitions to expand in to the North and West."
Five-Alive!
"Safeburys is a supermarket chain, not one of the largest - which was founded in me 1940s by Kenneth Safebury, father of the present chairman of the board of directors - Keith Safebury. The founder started with a single grocer’s shop in Hereford, expanded over the years, and now Safebury’s plc has some 40 stores, mostly in the South of England, but with a presence in the Midlands, and ambitions to expand in to the North and West."
Five-Alive!
Quote by jomu
The legality of raves is not in question, they're illegal. Even on your own land.
And they're called "parties" now, not raves.
"raves", as a name for them went out of fashion when business started using the name for marketing.
Since many of the local dogging venues WERE used for parties, the landscape has been changed. Bars and barriers of other kinds have been used to deny access. Some are even locked at weekends now, so they've moved onto farmland, preferably wooded to deaden the sound a bit. I find the peeps going to them to be very nice, and the music good as well.
However, they attract the police like a magnet. They don't need informers, they announce themselves to the world. They start late at night with the arrival of between 50 to 500 cars....hardly a sneaky arrival, and continue with several hundred watts of sound. The larger ones feature several sound stages and have "big" name djs'.
The last big party, up the hill from me, had 300 people and a 30kva generator to power the sound system....you could hear it in MK....20 miles away (downwind)...it took the police about 10 minutes to arrive...the helo nearly got blasted out the sky by the sound...it was so loud you couldn't hear the helo....which was about 50 metres UP...the local epo measured the sound level at 125 bd(a)...great stuff !!!!
I think hearing it 20miles away is a bit over sensitive on the ear department really. Maybe a mile away, two top, even with the biggest rigs.
Only reason I asked was cos one of entrances to one of our sites is a large off road car park which I must admit to having used in the week for a spot of outdoor with the missus. I've parked there before and gone for a gurn up in the forest and when we got back theres been a car parked pretty much opposite us flashing their lights at us.
I do get a bit pissed off when we make the news and the landowner complains about his land being covered with used condoms thinking that ravers actually have the ability to get hard and secondly, actually roll one on. I used to work as a countryside warden at other end of Hampshire and had to deal with shit like this left in the site car parks, as soon as we cut back the hedges though and opened it up a bit the bad-man doggers were gone! I seem to remember that site being classed by a certain tabloid that I obviously don't read () as the best site in the south!
You lose sites, we lose sites, maybe we should link up and have dogging raves. Together we are stronger. Safety-claaaat in numbers innit.
Airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Boy!
What the Butler Saw is a fucking shit excuse for televison programming aswell, I hate it.
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I know this opens me up to lots of "Oh Yeah" and "Bragging" replys..... but I am gonna ask anyway.....
Anyone know where you can get wide fit condoms.... (and ones that arn't 2ft long) I used to be able to buy them, but can't find them anywhere nowadays....
And before some bright spark says one size fits all.... they may stretch but they are not comfy.... !!
Check here, I bought a bag of 100 thinking it was a selection pack, turned out I completely misread it! I ended up with 100 extra large....they do the job nicely though. Put a smile on my face realising that extra large ones actually fit! The old dear thought I was being less than modest though.
Hi there I'm a 23yr old lad from Bournemouth, straight-core innit, who's never ever ever been dogging before ever, but I know a man who did once!! I might though should the opportunity arise!
Just wondering if anyones ever had any problems with their dogging hotspot suddenly filling up with 200 cars and a heap of sound systems before?
Safeburys.
Just wondering if anyones ever had any problems with their dogging hotspot suddenly filling up with 200 cars and a heap of sound systems before?
Safeburys.
