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AlexClaireSX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
Bisexual Female, 60

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Quote by Sexysteph
Cor!!! Bit more notice and I might have been able to make it!!!!! mad :x
Next time hun!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX

How Much notice you want Alex as I willbe doing it again wink soon although happy to see you ANYTIME
Well.... At least a several days so I can re-arrange work schedules!!!!!
Weds to Fri night is JUST NOT enough!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Nomad you have a pm
Quote by teluk
A few months ago there was suggestion to create a new section for mature swingers as people like myself seem to be forgotten or regarded by others as past it. Mature people still enjoy sex at any age and in the company of others and maybe are more respectful of the wishes of others. Majority of the adverts placed by ladies or couples always seek young men or ladies and oder men especially seem to be discarded. I would like to hear the opinions of others or even suggestions for mature people to have fun

The thing is.... Are we talking about mature as in age or mature as in mentality??? I 'hit' 44 this year but still act 'young at heart' (Having a 21 yo girlfriend helps I suppose!!) We have 'entertained' both younger and older than us in the many years we have been doing this and basically it seems that if you get on, you get on, the age difference either way seems not to matter!!!!!!
Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by spideyuk
Coronation Street
Emmerdale
Eastenders
On a serious note... where do they get all the guests from for shows like Trisha?

Rejects from Jerry Springer I expect!!!!!
Quote by Mister_Discreet
A reporter would probably know that prostitution IS legal.
From a good faq on the subject: "While prostitution is technically legal, there are a number of restrictions which can make it difficult to work legally. Brothels, streetwalking and kerb-crawling are illegal, but there are no prohibitions against a girl working solo from her home. More than one girl in an apartment is considered a brothel, however, and would be illegal. There are a few co-ops in which a group of working girls gets together and rents a flat, then they take turns working one day each. This falls within the boundaries of the law."

Certain areas have different views on this as do certain Police forces The 'law' has changed recently.... I know as close friends got busted recently!!!
Quote by Marcuso
Hello can i come please o pretty pretty please!! i'll be good i promise :twisted:

No sorry jess.........We want people who are NAUGHTY not GOOD eh Marcuso??? wink :wink:
Luv Alex xxx XXX
LOL..........I'm saying nowt Alex, but I'll be standing at the door with the ducktape in my hand.......lol
You're on the list Jess, but it'll cost you a kiss on Saturday.......lol
Look..... I had to buy a new roll of tape after the Essex Munch I.........What the heck you lot did with it I don't know!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Cor!!! Bit more notice and I might have been able to make it!!!!! mad :x
Next time hun!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by essexlady
I will admit to being from Essex lol

Really????? I'd NEVER have guessed hun!!!!!! wink :wink: :wink: :shock: :shock:
Quote by sexyjess23
Hello can i come please o pretty pretty please!! i'll be good i promise :twisted:

No sorry jess.........We want people who are NAUGHTY not GOOD eh Marcuso??? wink :wink:
Luv Alex xxx XXX
Quote by Leon'n'Fran
Weve got a room going at the moment... Im sure we can come to some arrangement with the rent, ahem :rascal:

Oi!!!! We got in first with the offer of a room on page 3 of this thread.....join the queue!!!!!! lol smackbottom mad :x :x
Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by rachel-lane
i watched leaving las vegas last night in bed really good film

Hmmmmm....... Can think of more interesting things to do in bed then watch films!!!!!!!!
Saw 'Batteries not Included' on one of the Sky channels Not seen it for ages
'Spaceballs'....Just so many great one liners
'I'm a Mog....Half-man, half-dog...I'm my own best friend'......killer!!!
Uncle Buck The Oldsmobile is just great
Great Pix......looks like you guys had fun!!!!
Marcuso.......Think you should wear the outfit to Essex Munch II M8!!!!! lol
Quote by bonnienclyde
should find you all 39 films he's been in

Thanks. Found it, a movie called "AT Close Range" it also has Christopher Walken in it .
Brilliant actor Good in the Fatboy Slim video as well!!!!!
Quote by bluexxx
is there something I should be applying to the skin after a crop? :moon:

Apply Deep Heat liberally all over the affected area. That should sort the problem out.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(Comes down from the ceiling!!!!!)
Quote by bonnienclyde
I just cant remember the name of the movie, it had Sean Penn in it, his father was a villain who had him shot up near the end and Sean Penn gave evidence against him . Madonna did the soundtrack. Thought that was quite good if anyone knows the name of it please let me know.
Pulp Fiction, Samuel l Jackson and John Travolta they dont come any cooler than those characters.

You don't mean 'Shanghai Surprise' do you????????????????
God....It's 'kin awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by kinkyluton
Gone in 60 seconds... cool

Both the original and the remake 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
was Clark Gable in the original???
Don't think so!!!!
The cars are different in the two movies although they're both Mustangs
Oh.......
Shawshank Redemption (Brilliant Brilliant)
Three Amigos (Just SO silly)
Rainman (Excellent performance by Dustin Hoffman)
Days of Thunder (Cos I'm a NASCAR fanatic)
Pretty in Pink (Cos I STILL fancy Molly Ringwold)
SO
How about films you hate.... Not only because they are just pure rubbish but.......
Alex DJ
Quote by luv2lick
Gone in 60 seconds... cool

Both the original and the remake 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Anybody remember 'Silent Running' ???
Quote by Red(RHG)
Needs two people. First of all weigh yourself (naked of course) and then have someone stand behind you and lift 'em up while you stand on scales. The difference in weight is the weight of ya boobs. Trust me it works lol :lol:

May have to do this a few times to ensure accuracy - it could become a very long, drawn out and tiresome deed Rainbows wink
Yum!
Cathy x
Yeah right!!! As if anybody would complain!!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Alex xxx XXX
Quote by Libra-Love
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My ex has decided to buy my share of the house and wants to move back in within a month. Stood my ground and held out for a 2/3 split (haha...not just a pretty face me).
This now means I'm free to move to wherever I want to in the country.
Therein lies the dilema. My UK geography is bad, not traveled much since being here. Was thinking of moving up north, not only 'cause rents are cheaper, but all the horny people live up there :rascal:
So come on guys, where's best to live and why?

Well....... You can rent out our spare room now our eldest is 'In The Army' now!!!
If you can put up with 2 other women 4 other children 5 cats and a Westie!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Awwwww hun that's really cool cool 8-) 8-)
Does that mean you want a go on the 4th??? lol
If its not to far from me would love to come and watch you in 'action' (DJ that is!!! rolleyes )
Send me a PM hun
Quote by foxys
Men NEVER but NEVER stand next to each other at urinals You always leave a 'free' one between you and your co user!!!!!!

Yeh, which is fine until you walk in to a four-urinal toilet only to find the 2 outside ones taken.
It`s nigh on impossible to disguise the fact that you have to "chose" between one of the guys . On the flip side, ooooh the feeling of rejection when you`re not chosen. rolleyes
Then you wait and cross your legs!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad :x :x
Quote by DeniseBabe
haha yes i've done that before on Vodka, though strangely I never get a hangover from them... Red wine on the other hand, well, im screwed all the following day... (not literally tho wink ).
Pub down from my place does Vodka singles with lemonade for on thursdays!

Sounds expensive......... or is it ive not been out in ages, last time i was out it was double and mixer for
Can't remember how much the Southern Comfort and Lemonade was at the Vernon!!!!
Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! rolleyes ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird redface

Men NEVER but NEVER stand next to each other at urinals You always leave a 'free' one between you and your co user!!!!!!
Quote by MQ
A banana with a condom on when I was a teen confused Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!

Hmmmmm apart from the fact that you stated you didn't want little B1's or B2's running around the place......why a condom on it????
Quote by HungryP
mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

With the cap on, presumably :lol:
Otherwise it would dry you out!!!!!
Quote by rachel-lane
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: hmmmm me thinks i should be perchasing one very shortly :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Next LFF is 3rd April If you want me to get details send me a PM.......
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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OOOOPS I GOOFED
Pussycat =
"" MISSISSIPPI ""
Fred with Red Face

You're forgiven.... The Guiness Book of Hit Singles was a help though!!!!! wink :wink: :wink: