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AlexClaireSX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
Bisexual Female, 60

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Quote by Sexysteph
They are readily available Rachel just ask Helle next month where she got hers.....
I wish I had one too Judy I reckon they are ace wink I'll show you pic on my phone on saturday if I have not managed to get it on here first :wink:
Steph xx

There's a bloke at the LFF (London Fetish Fair) who sells them That's where Claire got hers I think he does Mail Order as well It was refurbished and about
Quote by Rainbows
wink
Pussycat :-
""Yes Sir I can Boogie""
""Sorry I'm A Lady"" >>>>> At least she said Sorry
Those where the days lol
Fred lol

Errrrrr............ That was Baccara Two spanish ladies
Pussycat did 'Mississippi'
Pmsl.... dont argue with him he has a badge rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.......and a DJ......allledgedly!!!!!
DJ here too. Does that mean I get a badge? confused
You can share mine on the 4th June biggrin :D
Quote by DeniseBabe
9 years ago now when Claire was (31) and I was 35
That makes us really really oldtimers!!!!

Bloody hell alex............ i didnt realise you were soooooooo old lol :lol: :lol:
Oh yes you did I always said how old I was.......and now who's following who???????????
Im trying to find the toilet............ do you know the way redface
Bloody Hell..... Hold on......................................
Out where your PC is....up the stairs....and in front of you????
Quote by DeniseBabe
wink
Pussycat :-
""Yes Sir I can Boogie""
""Sorry I'm A Lady"" >>>>> At least she said Sorry
Those where the days lol
Fred lol

Errrrrr............ That was Baccara Two spanish ladies
Pussycat did 'Mississippi'
Pmsl.... dont argue with him he has a badge rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.......and a DJ......allledgedly!!!!!
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink
Pussycat :-
""Yes Sir I can Boogie""
""Sorry I'm A Lady"" >>>>> At least she said Sorry
Those where the days lol
Fred lol

Errrrrr............ That was Baccara Two spanish ladies
Pussycat did 'Mississippi'
Quote by DeniseBabe
9 years ago now when Claire was (31) and I was 35
That makes us really really oldtimers!!!!

Bloody hell alex............ i didnt realise you were soooooooo old lol :lol: :lol:
Oh yes you did I always said how old I was.......and now who's following who???????????
Quote by DeniseBabe
Well ive had wine.......... now waiting on the indian to be delivered.......... sodding starving here.......... and no i have no coke sad

Bloody shops only around the corner ffs!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
9 years ago now when Claire was (31) and I was 35
That makes us really really oldtimers!!!!
Quote by DeniseBabe
Pee off its saturday............ the kettles day off rolleyes

OK Wine or Coke then??????
Quote by DeniseBabe
Puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can I come over and stroke yours then???????? wink :wink: :wink:
You should be on your way not wasting time asking ............ tut tut :twisted:
OK See you in about 25 mins Put the kettle on.............
Quote by DeniseBabe
Puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can I come over and stroke yours then???????? wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by DeniseBabe
An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x

Why an old one??????? Surely a new one would be better (No old cruddy dried up toothpaste)
Im sure you have a toothbrush fetish :twisted:
Ha bloody ha!!!!!! You started it !!!!!!!!!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x

Why an old one??????? Surely a new one would be better (No old cruddy dried up toothpaste)
Quote by satin
i was up watching the 1st F1 qualifying at 2o clock this morning and ive found out mal s hidden identity :shock: :shock: :shock:
hes Ron dennis team boss of maclaren :shock: :shock:
where superman takes off his glasses,mal puts on some hair :shock: and turns into Ron dennis.
Mal your secrets out biggrin lol wink

Oh God!!! That means the boring 'Michael Schumaker season' has started again!!!
Give me NASCAR, NHRA or IHRA ANY day!!!
Quote by DeniseBabe
LOL at 14 i was on a beach in greece playing tennis with my step dad.... mum was filming with the new JVC......... i jumped my costumed slipped and my boobs were all on show.......... oops redface

No different in 2005 then Denise...eh????? lol :shock: :shock:
Quote by Rainbows
Give me a pussy cat anytime!!! wink

I had gathered that would be the case!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
OK...... What is it with cats and avatars????
'Spose it must be the 'pussy' thing!!!!!!
fun? fun? FUN???
Hmmmmmmmmm horses for courses!!!
It's OK Have 2 women here who are into that so I know!!!!
Quote by Happy Cats
Just a small point - We are in the UK, not the US, and therefore the congress doesnt pass laws to keep us in check
wink

Agreed....... but all politicians are the the same whatever country you're in......
They promise you EVERYTHING before an election and give you NOTHING after!!!!
Quote by DeniseBabe
was you asking me ????
if someone you have met can vouch for you i will move you to the definate list, and that means that you have met on at least a social level.... i dont want pms with who has shagged who wink smile

Oh yes you would... You're as nosey as the rest of us are!!!!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops:
Oi..... are you following me ???????????? :twisted:
No hun Just stalking!!!!!!!! lol
xxx XXX
Quote by DeniseBabe
was you asking me ????
if someone you have met can vouch for you i will move you to the definate list, and that means that you have met on at least a social level.... i dont want pms with who has shagged who wink smile

Oh yes you would... You're as nosey as the rest of us are!!!!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops:
Quote by DeniseBabe
he is squirting.......... who is spitting.... bless im all confused now confused

Well........ 'He' appears to be brushing 'his' teeth and spitting out!! If 'he' was squirting would this not come from another orifice!?!?!?
xxx XXX
Quote by DeniseBabe
ohhhh ok redface try this 69position kiss blast passionkiss :spit: hump

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.............better.........But not overkeen on the 'spit' emoticon though!!!!!
xxx XXX
Quote by DeniseBabe
LOL i think everyone was trying to confuse me too.............. its deff friday 11th now
and for alex :happy: :happy: :happy:

I'm worth 3 bouncing happy white blobs Denise?????????
Quote by essexlady
Alex you should think yourself lucky from the same article was this.....gives me ideas for the ex.........
Most explosive lover: Male honeybee
When the male honeybee ejaculates, he explodes and his genitals tear from his body with an audible snap. His body falls to the ground, but his genitals remain inside the female, preventing her from mating again—an extreme form of the chastity belt.

YUCKKKKKKK!!!! I'll NEVER complain about living with 2 women again!!!!! (As if I do!!!)
Still think that avatar is TOO near the real you WBB!!! :shock: :shock:
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by maz
sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'll be quiter from now on x

You're learning ;)
maz xxx
Hmmmmmmmmm maz being dominant again!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: