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Alex_Notts
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 55
UK

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Quote by Dino
All the replies hold good advice.
To add, and not wanting to sound boring and predictable, as this seems to be my usual reply to posts lately but talk, talk and talk, listen, listen and listen to your partner, ask her what she wants, tell her what you want, be as open minded as you can and keep things fresh and exciting, be prepared to broaden your horizons and embrace new ideas and suggestions.
Then talk and listen and listen and talk some more. wink

Dear Agony Uncle Dino
I talk, talk, talk and she listens, listens, listens............yet she won't allow me to have a 6ft Scandinavian Blonde au pair with da big boobies as a Christmas present.
Shall I just get one myself?
Dave_Notts
Well Mr David Nottinghamshire to use your Sunday name ...coz its erm....Sunday :smile: what i think is going on here is a little bit of under cover information gathering on the part of your good lady Mrs David Nottinghamshire.
Shes clearly trying to find out what your most desire and dream about.
Then, when you think it aint ever goin to happen and your resigned to that fact,..hey presto...Mrs David Nottinghamshire will suprise and delight you dressed as a six foot Scandinavian Blonde au pair with da big boobies as a Christmas present sillyhwoar: :eeek: :rascal: :result :thumbup:...
And all this came about by....yes thats right ...Talking :-D
Aaaahhh, i love a sloppy happy ending kiss
Dave - I can see you have been a bad boy again smackbottom
Hi Laura & Ant
Can you please put our names down.
We had such a fab night the last time we came.
Alex & Dave Notts xxxxx
Quote by Lost
Might of started with an "iffy" post but its been thoroughly enjoyable biggrin

I can second that!! Got my coffee, put my feet up and enjoyed the ride :D
Next please cool
This is a very early goodnight from a birthday girl who has spent the last two days in hospital with Dave (who is home now).
Alex xxxxxx
A big thank you to my informants who have kept me duly up to date on Dave_Notts' recent shortcomings.
As punishment he is now making the evening meal and will be on washing up duty tonight.
M8-ME - I am free a couple of nights next week lol
If any one else wishes to grass Dave up, I mean keep me informed, my PM box is always open.
Alex biggrin
Quote by splendid_
Helloooo Splendid kiss
My toys are called Roger, Peter and Paul. They were named only to clarify which one was which, not to humanise or because they reminded me of anyone.
Alex xx

Hello lovely....
ahhhhh so men's names. Is there any reason for that ? Or would they be equally meaningful as women ?
My first response would be to say that the reason for giving them men's names is that they were the first names that came into my mind. On reflection, because the toys are phallic shaped, they remind me of men, hence issuing them with a corresponding name that reflects their masculinity.
Calling a penis shaped toy Barbara, for me, would not be as equally meaningful.
Alex :kiss:
Helloooo Splendid kiss
My toys are called Roger, Peter and Paul. They were named only to clarify which one was which, not to humanise or because they reminded me of anyone.
Alex xx
Hiya hun biggrin
Please can you put our names down as we would love to come.
Alex & Dave xxxx
Can we please have an invite to your party?
Alex_Notts & Dave_Notts xxxxx
Quote by billywhizz
Typical; you pick a night when you know we're not here just so your chair doesn't collapse AND you go for an INDIAN curry.
Hope you all have a good one; we'll raise a bucket of whatever-we're-drinking to you.
P.S. Isn't it someone's birthday soon?

Thank you for reminding me it is your birthday soon Billywhizz lol.
I shall start thinking of a suitable pressie for ya cool (manwhore :shock: )
Can you please put our names on the list:-
Alex_Notts & Dave__Notts
Many thanks
Alex xxxxx
Hi Laura & Ant
Dave & I would love to join you for a birthday drink and a meal.
Laura - I will hold ya to that birthday snog wink
Alex & Dave xxxx
We confirm that we are definately attending but will be arriving around 9pm.
Looking forward to seeing you all.
Alex & Dave xxxxxxx
If there are still places available, can you please put our names down as provisional and we will let you know for definate closer to the time.
Alex & Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Bloody cow.

Bloody Cow??????
Gives the chocolate fudge cake to the kids instead of saving you a piece!!!
Alex lol :lol:
Quote by billywhizz
Yes, we'll definitely be there

Hi Sarah
Billywhizz has already confirmed as above on the 4th Jan.
Alex xxx
Hi Zeddies
We are definately attending on Saturday night. Look forward to seeing my fellow northerners again.
Can't wait.
Alex xxxxxxx
Quote by Clove-hitch
nice legs alex xxxx
joy

Joy, my sweetie cherub, I miss you kiss .
Alex xxxx
Thank you Laura & Ant for hosting a fab social. We both had a fab night.
Alex & Dave
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Quote by billywhizz
Yes please Dave...and what kind of cake does the birthday girl like? :cheers:

anything with plenty of choccy on xxxxxxxxx
Quote by Benson11
confused: Come on, come on, Tell us all, How long does it take a northerner to settle into the midlands then? :?: We didnt realise it took so so long to empty those carrier bags Alex? Surely Dave could have made a space for your stuff by now? biggrin Come on we want a curry! before the snow comes and we house bound! lol
:twisted: Oh yes, forgot to say, Hey up ma duck to alex !xxxxxx love j&k xxx evil

cough cough!!!! carrier bags duly emptied and we are ready to chill out and have fun :lol:
Saturday 3rd November it is!!!! anyone up for it?
Alex xxxxxxxxxxxx
Can you please remove our names from the guest list.
Many thanks
Alex & Dave_Notts
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I would like to confirm our attendance.
Alex_Northeast (now Alex_Notts) and Dave_Notts
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