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Barneyandbetty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 54
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My Nan used to say that if I swallowed chewing gum, I would blow bubbles out of my bum!! What she didn't realise is that I did it all the more because that sounded so cool
I used to tell my son when he was young that if he lied, a letter 'L' would appear on his tongue. It worked too because he couldn't see his own tongue without a mirror :P I never did any ice cream tricks though, I just used to sing 'la la la' at the top of my voice when I heard it to drown out the music! My son must have thought I had Tourettes!
I used to tell my son when he was young that if he lied, a letter 'L' would appear on his tongue. It worked too because he couldn't see his own tongue without a mirror :P I never did any ice cream tricks though, I just used to sing 'la la la' at the top of my voice when I heard it to drown out the music! My son must have thought I had Tourettes!
Quote by Freckledbird
well for every £5 they spend on cigarettes there putting £4 back in,
Why do cigarette manufacturers bother then? Are you saying they only get £1 for every packet of cigarettes they sell?
Freckle, I don't know for certain how much manufacturers make but I used to live in Gibraltar and cigs there cost 95p for 20 because it was duty free!! God, I loved living there
I am probably going to annoy the smokers but in a way, I am glad pubs/clubs are non smoking now. Although I smoke, alot, I do realistically want and need to give up and if you ask alot of people that have given up, being in a pub/club was a hard test of their willpower. WHEN I give up, at least I won't feel I have to avoid going out because of temptation.
:whip: :whip:Quote by sugarspice-nw
rotflmao betty your so excited and done nowt yet lol. Well 23 more sleeps babes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm only sleeps you will be getting hehehehe.
sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You know whats gonna happen dont you? I will most probably be so excited that I drink lots of voddie in an extremely short space of time thus getting very intoxicated, throw up and be in the hotel by 8pm....Oh happy days
Quote by Sara_2006
I wanna a lot of things but never gets erm pmsl.
sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
26 more sleeps to go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do you want Shaz?? A gimp mask????
25 sleeps to go!!!! :happy:
no she wants to lose cobwebs.............. permanatly
FFS I may be perfectly perfect but I can't perform miracles!!!!
who can ........... we need help...........is god a swinger
Oh you are soooooo dead meat when she reads that
At least it takes the heat off my comment :giggle:
Quote by Sara_2006
I wanna a lot of things but never gets erm pmsl.
sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
26 more sleeps to go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do you want Shaz?? A gimp mask????
25 sleeps to go!!!! :happy:
no she wants to lose cobwebs.............. permanatly
FFS I may be perfectly perfect but I can't perform miracles!!!!
Quote by little gem
Ugh,uke: Glittermaker
*shudders*
I like sparkly with the next person but those things just simply do my head in. I am firmly in the 'small-ish signature fan' camp!
They should give you the code when you make the infernal thing so you don't have to faff with codes and the like, just copy and paste.
*hangs head in shame*
Yes, I made one once too, but it just was too distracting everytime I posted. :lol:
A girl can't take too much twinkle n sparkle apparently, although my fella would disagree and say I was a right magpie. :lol:
And is it supposed to say barmy and batty? Cos I've got a feeling that's what you'll be called from now on! :lol: Should've just signed up with those names to start with! Save the name change fee eh! ;)
ps. welcome btw cos I've not spoken to you before.
pps. any help with fixing a dodgy laptop keyboard while I'm here? ;) Well you don't ask you don't get eh! :lol:
Hi Little Gem
It is supposed to say Barmy & Batty.....we get called it all the time....dunno what they mean meself
I love sparkly....dunno if Barney will yet coz he hasn't seen it yet :lol:
No use asking me to give you help with your keyboard...took me an hour to put a signature on!!!
Betty xxxxx
Quote by cu3b4ll
I always cheat. Hit 'reply' to this post, and then paste the URL of the image in. Then highlight it with the mouse and click the 'Img' button. That will give you the full string to copy into your sig.
It should look something like:
but without the spaces.
:thumbup:
In edit: here's one I prepared just now:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/2868222511.gif
Ok...here goes nowt
