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Brown_Bread26mLeeds
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46

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hmmm, lemme see, here are some of the better things! :lol
1) Ear Hair issues
2) Being tight gits
3) Bad humour
and materialistically........
not a bean! Although now that im bigger than him, i did manage to give him some hand-me-down clothes! All those 70's suits he was wearing were making his neighbours laugh too much!
lol
I LOVE it! great to see this new series is a bit darker too!
Shame League Of Gentlemen is no longer.......sad
Quote by Eagerslut9
Does everyone have the same problem with time-wasters?
In the last two weeks I seem to have had more than my fair share (around 25% of those who've been in touch with me either by PM or to my email). rolleyes :roll:
Are they just nervous about following through? Do they do it intentionally or what? dunno :undecided:
I have to say that the rest of you are lovely!! :cheers:

Eager, is this me? or am i just paranoid - always blooming paranoid
£30? consider yourself lucky mate, i can spend £80 on a night in leeds without a lapdancing club no probs! Hence not out that much these days!
What club? was i any good? i've never been.
the £30 was all in coins too!
hmmmmmm, yummy!
bread machines are the best thing since....ummmm....errrrr unsliced bread....
Mine has broken sad
but asda instore bakery multigrain loaf (or the sunflower&sesame seed) comes a close second!
Now you've gone and made me hungry!
surprised
Right, I'm breaking the picket - cant be doing all this standing out in the cold!
1> 32"
2> 6.5" on a good day
3> shaved head, shaved face, and of course shaved bits
4> can can what?
5> sick & twisted sense of humour (think League of Gentlemen meets Evil Dead)
6> older? yea, sure, but everyones different so im sure there are some i like more then others
7> whats wrong with your spelling?
8> :wanker:
anything else i have to do for initiation?
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Ladies, maybe you can do him with a strap-on, that might suprise him.
Wonder what story he'd tell about that in the playground!
(Jeez, im only 26 myself!)
I've given blood a few times, and intend to carry on. Unless i get involved in any activity that rules me out. No matter how many times i go, i always feel a bit nervous of that needle going in. Especially so when a nurse comes over and says 'I'm in training, mind if i have a go on you'. B Rheus + and on the bone marrow register - though i'd be sh*tting myself if i actually got a call for bone marrow! (they either open you up, or pump you up with drugs to generate more marrow - neither is an attractive option eh!)
Quote by neilinleeds
particularly liked this line . . . .

Yup, ,me too! I may even manage a visit! :shock:
HI Everyone,
I've read a few posts about reporters trying to infiltrrate the ranks of SH (that sounds dirty), and programs on telly etc
I was just wondering who else had spotted this today, and what your thoughts are about the way this is entering the 'public domain'? Who has been there? What's it like? Do you think things will get watered down once this becomes more mainstream?
no, im not a reporter, but i read alot, hence pick up terms like 'public domain'! oh my brain is fried from the weekend...........................
this is the link to the article i saw
Hi everyone, biggrin thanks for contributing, especially Eagerslut, Easy and Paul. I probably should have done some homework before posting so i was clearer about what i meant. sad But at least ive learnt alot. lol
what i was actually, intially, thinking of was whats also called an Erection Ring, something like this:

or top right hand corner:

After reading your views, i think i will get one, and experiment/practice for a bit.
Thanks everyone, hope other people find this thread useful too. :D
BB
Now even I'm tempted to try out some new stuff. Eagerslut really does seem to live upto his name! (Thoroughly nice chap too, made this newbie feel v welcome and was v helpful - cheers fella)
ummmm, sorry, should have been clearer. I didnt mean a piercing :shock: , i mean one of those rubber band kinda thingies to keep you harder for longer!
Hi everyone, newbie here. I'm thinking of getting a cockring, wondering who else uses one and what results you've found with 'em. Dont want my little chap turning blue and falling off, and dont wanna get too dependent on it. Any views welcome.......
cheers
Hey Libra,
Newbie here.
You're right, racist means racist. I think the trouble these days is that people become so accustomed to certain words that they never really learn what they mean, hence the need to new crooked phrases like 'reverse racism'.
maybe at 26, im getting old and conservative...............