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Did you know that the male sea horse carries the young and that when a male and female sea horse mate, it's for life?!
Seahorses mate during the full moon. They normally go through a series of courtship rituals that lasts several days before they mate. The courtship ritual involves such things as color changes and synchronised swimming.
The female then deposits her eggs into the males brood pouch where he fertilizes them and lets them grow. The developing embryos are oxygenated and maintained for 3 - 6 weeks. When the male gives birth, he may actually experience birth pain.
If this is the alternative then hey why not forget about being straight (if you are).
But then even this impressive specimen of a male has its flaws as once he has given birth he lacks the mothering instinct to care for the young.
In ths day and age it is also possible, weather or not you deem it to be ethicle, to pro create without man. So back to your origional question what are men good for? DIY is not my forte so i may fold my cards sooner rather than later.
Did you know that the male sea horse carries the young and that when a male and female sea horse mate, it's for life?!
Seahorses mate during the full moon. They normally go through a series of courtship rituals that lasts several days before they mate. The courtship ritual involves such things as color changes and synchronised swimming.
The female then deposits her eggs into the males brood pouch where he fertilizes them and lets them grow. The developing embryos are oxygenated and maintained for 3 - 6 weeks. When the male gives birth, he may actually experience birth pain.
If this is the alternative then hey why not forget about being straight (if you are).
But then even this impressive specimen of a male has its flaws as once he has given birth he lacks the mothering instinct to care for the young.
In ths day and age it is also possible, weather or not you deem it to be ethicle, to pro create without man. So back to your origional question what are men good for? DIY is not my forte so i may fold my cards sooner rather than later.
I found Sh to be a really fun chat room and rarly used the forum. Enjoyed chatting and having fun with the great fun loving people. I did meet somone and as a couple we intended to swing as a couple. This did not happen due to jelousy reasons but i was happy to continue my relationship with the great gal i had met and continue to socialise with the people from SH. That hasn't quite worked out so hey presto here i am back looking for the fun times i origionally came here for. It is a great place to meet people and they are loads of fun. What more can you ask for? I'll enjoy having fun with the social aspects but find it hard to travel. Take up the option of having extra curicular fun when it arrives.
I don't sleep well either. Find it hard to sleep and harer to wake up on time because it took ages to sleep in the 1st place. Getting frustrated about not sleeping doesn't help either as you try too hard and the sheep just keep you awake jumping your head. One way i've found helped occationally when i worked night and found daytime sleeping hard, was counting backwords from 10,000 or any number long enough to stop your brain wandering and staying active. A warm Glass of milk used to help too with a splash of ground nutmeg to aid sweet dreams. The part I hate the most is when your really really tired and think to yourself you'll be out like a light, then you close tour eyes and they start flickering! Whats that all about? Am I the only one who gets this? I wouldn't want to rely on pills to get me to sleep though i did spend long enough relying on a Drink or Ten.
Hope You Sleep well and find the method you need.
ChrisG
Hope You Sleep well and find the method you need.
ChrisG
Seems to be a growing problem these days. people had nits back in my school days but we had nit nurses and the problem never seemed to get so far out of hand like it does today. Hope you get the problem solved. Why not campaign for thr return of Nit Nurses too..... as I recall our schools nurse was quire dishy! lol
Gotta stop thinking about it i'm itching all over.
Gotta stop thinking about it i'm itching all over.
Gran Canaria WOW :cheers: One of my favourite Holiday destinations. Peurto Rico is quite lively and the there are even livelier spots to be found. Playa de Ingles is a must for a night out. Its certainly not as cheap as it used to be since the Euro came into play but still quite good for shopping and Bartering. One Spanish shop owner told me he was related to Ozzy Ozborn to try getting me to purchase a memory card for my camera. Oh he also said the Price shown was for Germans and i could have it alot cheaper. The things they will say and do to get your wallet out is quite limitless. Can't help you with the cruise part as thats still on my to do list but if you do visit Puerto Rico then get yourself to Tiffany's were the welsh bloke Ellis and his rather tall business partner John will ensure you have a great time. Happy Hols I'm so Jelouse! :thumbup:
Quote by Marya
As above re: Maroon5, plus -
Scissor Sisters - Laura
The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
I'll come back when i can think of any more 'must haves' for your compilation. I wish someone would make one for me.
Looks like we have something in common Marya. All these songs are my favourites too! would you believe it? Dry your eyes is brilliant but certainly gets the chin wagging when the lyrics apply to you!
Thanks, chicken!
I was celibate voluntarily - it certainly wasn't 'cos I was short of offers. I just got to the point where I felt so messed about by the men I'd known, I'd started to think all men were like that.
I hadn't 'discovered' swinging at that point so I thought the only alternative to a relationship was one-night stands and that wasn't something I wanted.
It's now been more than 2 weeks since my recent 'drought' began. Not quite long enough for me to start climbing the walls. Not sure if that the 2 1/2 years of celibacy has made me 'stronger' or if I've lost my mojo
Funny that i've been without about the same amount of time, If you do get to the wall climbing stage Marya I'de be over in a Jiffy or Durex whatever you preferance, lol. No harm in a faliliar face to relieve the tention is there? I'de be happy to oblige anyway. Think about it babe there are no strings on me!
I was celibate voluntarily - it certainly wasn't 'cos I was short of offers. I just got to the point where I felt so messed about by the men I'd known, I'd started to think all men were like that.
I hadn't 'discovered' swinging at that point so I thought the only alternative to a relationship was one-night stands and that wasn't something I wanted.
It's now been more than 2 weeks since my recent 'drought' began. Not quite long enough for me to start climbing the walls. Not sure if that the 2 1/2 years of celibacy has made me 'stronger' or if I've lost my mojo
Funny that i've been without about the same amount of time, If you do get to the wall climbing stage Marya I'de be over in a Jiffy or Durex whatever you preferance, lol. No harm in a faliliar face to relieve the tention is there? I'de be happy to oblige anyway. Think about it babe there are no strings on me!
I've always tried to remain friends with lost partners, But then again I've never been a cheat. If I don't want monogamy then i stick to one night stands. I find the problem to be finding that person that isn't going to say yes and grin and bear everything you do till its too much and just leave..... or the ones that find fault in everything you do and cause argument over the pettiest things because other things make them un happy and they just find it easyer blaming you. Maybe i was born to be Single but the sappy clingy ones scare me to death and the stubborn argumentative ones just bring the same out in me.
What can be done? i guess its just me.
What can be done? i guess its just me.
Quote by Marya
This afternoon I was sweeping the garden path and my 5 year old daughter asks if she can borrow the sweeping brush when I've finished.
"yeah sure ... what for?"
"For a bitch's womb" :shock:
I can't be certain but I think she meant 'witches broom'.
Oooooh pissed my self laughing! well not quite but i cried! LMAO
WoW! well done that person! boy can you type!Bloody hell Woosh! That a true giver. I do think the female should be satisfied in bed but come on mate take some pleasure yourself! You don't fake it do you? Do the fems realise your leaving with balls still loaded? Surly they would help you out? Return the pleasure so to speak?
Keep up the good work but all give and no take seems a bit much to me.
Keep up the good work but all give and no take seems a bit much to me.
