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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54

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Blue, Should have known that you would come up with that!! redface
CumClaire, Looking forward to going through the list with you!
Pencil and rubber at the ready!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Chris
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CumClaire,
Looking for your help on these!!!
Have you done it with the teach? Could you dress up for me?
Have you done it strapped to a rack? Rack of Lamb???
Have you done it in a tree? Hmmmmmm?
Have you done it with more than three? Yes please!
Have you done it wearing mitts? Can be arranged.
Have you done it in a church? Does shouting Oh My God count?
Have you done it on the stage? Sure Luvvie
Have you done it in your mouth? Someone else's yes, my own, not yet!
Have you done it while on tape? Nope but should be easy!
Have you done it whilst you pee? Could be tricky!
Have you done it in the gym? Well I have come out of the Gym feeling Fu*ked so soes that count?
Replies please!
Chris
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Mark and Linda,
Let me assure you that men have NOT gone off Linda!! OK, Broad generalism there that I am speaking for all men, but I am sure that they share the same sentiment!!
I would certainly offer my services (and that of a friend if necessary), except for the fact that I am not in the North, and am not particularly well endowded! Still, could say that I am offering Linda 12", 6" from each of us!! Here's hoping you find what you are looking for,
Chris.
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These are the ones I need help with!
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
All help and suggestions welcome!
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Lower the score, the more impure you are! Looks like I am an angel by comparison! Think I will work on that :twisted:
Now, any offers to help me?
Chris
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If 31 is your yes score, then 19 is your No score therefore 38 is your purity level. So not too pure at all. It is me who should get out more!!
Not too certain about the goat bit though lol
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Mark,
Have you noticed that the clock for time of all the posts is out by 1 hour?
Boy am I bored!!! Shall I do some work.....?
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A fair point indeed Michelle. This was my first time and I just felt very unsure. I have since had an email from the person explaining the situation and I do feel they were genuine. I guess it was just not the way I wanted to play things so it did not happen! My loss probably.
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I think it is sad when the whole ethos of the site is for people to be genuine and enjoy it, but I guess that in all cases where a site is free then anybody can look and join. The parody is that I would not have been here if it was not free!
Anyway, Onwards and Upwards!
Think I shall be a bit wiser next time with someone as well.
Cheers
Chris
Bit hot isn't it!!
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Glad you agree with me on that score. I guess that there are lots of people out there that are pic collecting or who aren't who they say they are. Am happier with the take it slowly and see what happens routine! Thanks for the further advice,
Chris
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confused: What is it with some people, just tried to arrange to meet up with someone, but pulled out as they want to go straight to meeting in a Park, no photo's xchanged 1st or anything. Now, am I being too paranoid or am I doing the right thing? Is it a good idea to meet 1st? And I am a man, so it is not like I was being too pushy!! Still I guess there are a lot of fakers out there..??
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Well Linda looks fantastic, and Mark, you are one generous man to let her get shagged senseless while you look on. Just want to know why you don't join in (in a straight way) or is that not your thing?
Anyway, I think this set of photos are fantastic, and can't wait for the next lot. Will keep me happy for my next wank!!
Thanks,
Chris