Now you have a full profile get yourself in the chat rooms......particularly the ne (north east)one
Due to unforseen circumstances (feckin car repair) we wont b able to attend now. Wishin all of you who do a gr8 debaucherous evening with lots of afterparty fun and bad heads the next day.
Joy n G xx
If its friends you looking for , and there are some great ones about i suggest you keep an eye on the LMU part of the forum and get yourself to some local social events, a fantastic way of meeting ppl in a no pressure environment which in turn may lead to you making lotsa new friends.
Joy xx
mmmmm lets see soldier, sailor, airforceman, policeman, waiter with cummberbund n dikkiebow, schoolboy (she could be schoolmistress) I'll be back with more later no doubt.
Joy xx
I'm embarrased by the amount of food we throw away, I think a lot of it comes down to the eradication of local grocery stores. We as a country appear to have adopted the once a week shop at a large supermarket rather than buying as its needed and eating it before we go for more.
Hopefully the community of SH will prevail and no doubt the person responsible will be left with no uncertainty about how their actions have been viewed. He/She (and without being sexist I would bet my salary it was the former)will probably now take a long break from this site voluntarily. I'm so sorry what should have been a fun experience was soured by the actions of an idiot.......dont let it put you off xxx Joy
For us , as there will only be me and hubby this year I will be cooking duck breasts with homemade cranberry sauce a few vegies n roasted potatoes, then if he has any room left he may have some ice cream. Tea will be watever is in the fridge.
Had a gr8 night thanks tyne for organising it......so whens the next one
I'm part of the been there done that brigade as far as teenagers are concerned its small consolation hearing this when your experiencing it in real time. All I can say on a positive note is at the moment you have a dark unattractive crysalis thats one day going to emerge into a beautiful butterfly.
We confirming ...accom sorted ...clothes sorted ....money sorted ...shag.....errrrm
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed. He looks around the room and sees that it is spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son... What happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mam dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M MARRIED!!"
Broken Coffee Table
Hot Breakfast
Two Aspirins
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
I'm certainly not the quietest of peeps when in a state of high arousal and find the club situation very condusive after all isnt everyone there for the same reason some ppl find aural stimulation a turn on anyway I certainly wouldnt have as much pleasure with a guy who didnt make any sound at all whilst shagg*ng I think its nice to show some verbal appreciation during the act rather than a muttered thanks that was g8 afterwards.
At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.
Dragons , Unicorns , elves , fairies n the likes of, all mythical beings all magical.
bonedigger having a diagnosis is the first step to a better understanding and less feelings of helplessness and self doubt it only gets better from here on in
I hate seeing actresses who are chosen for their seemingly youthfull appearence i want to see a woman look like a woman not a child, also I hate watchin porn bj's up down up down spit yuk a bj should b savoured. Bad sets are a turn off as well particularly when combined with a lack of storyline.
I seriously think once the clocks go back we start thinkin about christmas approaching fast and consiously or subconsiously start to fret a little about everything being ready, pressies food bank balance etc any form of stress puts a damper on my sex drive i think its this rather than dark nights etc that that effect me.
1st baby:You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your Dr confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby:You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby:Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
The Layette:
1st baby: You pre -wash newborn's clothes, colour-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little dresser.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Dummy:
1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and sterilise it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your blouse and pop it back in.
Nappies:
1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby:You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
Activities:
1st baby:You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby:You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you
carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his pocket money!
GRANDCHILDREN:
God's reward for allowing your children to live
Have decided to give youtopia nr malton a blast on the 17th nov if any cpls are interested in either meeting up or going down from the cold north east with us.
Hi ppl we thinkin of going to clubf sunderland on wed 31st oct but really dont want to be sat like billy n belinda no mates anyone else lookin to spice up there wednesday evening give us a reply or pm
Joy n G
Hi we lookin for a lift the car has died and i aint a happy bunny teeside to zeddied n back anyone feelin the halloween spirit plz
JOY
I enjoy browsing the forums and look in most of them time to time. However I have noticed a distinct lack of responces in the LMU part of the forum excluding munches and socials. We tend to meet up with ppl we have met socially first and I am assuming that thats what the majority of ppl do. Initially I had the view that relationships deff didnt need to be formed in any way before swinging with someone but have found that to be far from the truth. Often "frienships" prevent us from exploring others sexually whether this is good or bad is debateable personally we are happy to have made good friends even tho we may have missed out physically. I guess what i'm aiming at asking is has your perception of swinging changed and how.......
Can u put us down provisionally wil no for def nearer the time
Joy n G x
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Take care all of yas xxxxxxxx
