Couplecatcher's Forum Posts

27 Feb 2004

I'm going to the munch from Telford, I'm not staying over, so I'll be driving. Should anyone need a lift from Telford and surrounding one way or return - get in touch. No cost to you and I've got a comfortable car.
First come (lol) first served. (I should be so lucky, nothing good happens to me, in fact, the car will probably break down or something, oh why do I bother........................ rolleyes

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10 Feb 2004

I've sent you a little something. If its what you were after, please feel free to use it, if not don't worry.

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9 Feb 2004

Hi Dawn
Count me in for the mids munch. Let me know the details in the fullness of time.
I'm in Shropshire, but anywhere Midlands ish is fine by me.

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2 Feb 2004

Hi Twisted Sister
I have thought about dressing, but I wouldn't look as good as Blue, and I've tried a trannie, but that didn't do anything for me sad

... still I'm always open to suggestions lol

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2 Feb 2004

Hi Bed Head
I agree with you unfortunately. Shrops is dead from the neck down, though we do still have our intellect intact.
Welcome to the forum, it'll be emotional for a while, then you get used to the caustic comments. (lol) lol

Couplecatcher.
If anyone fancies some non intellectual fun, get in touch wink

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28 Jan 2004

I felt I had to share this.
Enjoy lol

What gender is a computer?
A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
For example,
"House" in French, is feminine........"La maison". "Pencil" in French, is masculine...."le crayon".
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
No surprise there then!!! rolleyes

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12 Jan 2004

Hi Sappho
I'm in Shrops, in and around Telford (but I can't be blamed for that) :P
I do agree that it does seem to be a quiet backwater of a place...ah well.
If you ever need a nice, long, sensual massage get in touch, no strings. :twisted: honest.

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6 Oct 2003

I've looked at your website and I'd like to have some fun with you, but you live in a worse place than me for passing traffic (I'm in Shropshire).
I like many others believe that you have to just keep looking/advertising and sooner or later someone will turn up. :cry:

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29 Sep 2003

I love

...thats what it feels like living in Shropshire! and no this isn't a moan just a way of life up here. lol

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10 Sep 2003

Try
There are plenty of guys like yourself on there, each with a profile. You can contact through an online messaging service or via an email system.
Get chatting to guys first and take it slow, social meets are better than going to just have sex. It is far better to get to know a prospective partner first no matter how short-term your liaison is going to be.

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9 Sep 2003

Why, when you take the trouble to reply to ads, do people not bother to get back even if its to say thanks but no thanks. Have we become a nation of rude people?
I like to think that most of the people who use this site are genuine individuals (or couples), perhaps I'm being a bit naieve in my view. Perhaps in reality most of the people on here are email address/pic hunters.
Does anybody ever reply?
Mike :cry:

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7 Sep 2003

If you think trying to get people to...well do anything...you should try living in Shropshire.
Heather if I was in Surrey, I'd be at your event.
Mike wink

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29 Aug 2003

Are there any people here from Shrops or surrounding area or is it one of those places that nobody will admit to coming from?

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29 Aug 2003

Is there a couple or two (why not be greedy biggrin

) who are up for some fun in Shropshire/Staffs/West Midlands.
I'm a 45yr old bi-male, 100% genuine with a good sense of humour and fun.
I'm into most things except bloody dogging!
Age, race, looks, weight etc unimportant, the ability to have some fun is smile

Get in touch soon.

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