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Denise
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Denise
Master of Sex
i wont be going tonight or to any other futre SH events
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Denise
Master of Sex
ive never heard of him redface but i think we should have a problem page on here :shock:
the person could be annon and post the best ones weekly wink
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Denise
Master of Sex
confused well i never new that :shock:
perfectly told by you by the way Rachel redface worship
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Denise
Master of Sex
ok i give up confused :?
its now plainly obvious what people are after when we post a meet up as a couple in here :?
the amount of people,females,couples,bi guys that bitch they never meet anyone mad :x
right now im disilusioned with the people on this site and not gonna bother meeting anyone off here anywhere in the near future,
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Denise
Master of Sex
it was fun taking those pics :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
its actually our crop that can be seen in the photos :shock:
yours and judys crop are safe in the cupboard.
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Denise
Master of Sex
Del you should see some of the repies ive had rolleyes
GUYS IF YOUR NOT BI DONT REPLY ..........its a simple little line that should make it all fine :roll:
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Denise
Master of Sex
did wales win something confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
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Denise
Master of Sex
it was a pleasure to wear them wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
although now they need washing again redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :twisted:
you should see the photos blue COULDNT post on here of me in lil bunnys knickers :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Denise
Master of Sex
ok so no serious offers off here confused at least i know now when we put a meet up on here to meet both of us,i no wat your really coming for :? rolleyes
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Denise
Master of Sex
im a championship winning chelsea supporter but ...............................
COME ON EVERTON wink
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Denise
Master of Sex
Del just think itll be worth the wait wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Denise
Master of Sex
judy and lep rolleyes
talk about the pot calling the kettle black :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Denise
Master of Sex
pah confused and ive gotta go to work 12 till 5 :? sad
have a good day out you deserve it wink biggrin :D
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Denise
Master of Sex
:lol2:
thanks mal for the reference wink
oh! you lot listen to the mods will ya :grin:
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Denise
Master of Sex
:smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2:
cant wait :twisted: :twisted:
:happy:
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Denise
Master of Sex
does it REALLY REALLY matter whos done so many posts and who hasnt or if god forbid theyve been doctored for some plan for world wide domination of post numbers rolleyes :shock:
bloody hell wish that was all i had to worry bout.
id get alife if i were you
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Denise
Master of Sex
the Mods are worse than the rest of us put together :shock: :shock:
its like reporting the police to the police rolleyes
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Denise
Master of Sex
how come we always seem to miss each other rolleyes sad
it was a shame you couldnt make it,you were missed :(
maybe one day our paths will cross wink :twisted:
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Denise
Master of Sex
i am shy redface surprisedops:
yes venus im way ready for the lets meet up section. wink :twisted:
although it doesnt look like im gonna get any serious replys confused rolleyes so ill try the ads section :roll:
i dont no the amount of people that bitch about not getting meets etc :roll:
then when someone offers a genuine meet they all go quite banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Denise
Master of Sex
ok virgin may be stretching the truth a little redface wink
ok ok the real ad should read.........
completely dirty,horny,submissive tv slut looking for hard dirty slutty fuck session next wed day,use and abuse me spank my slutty arse then fuck me stupid :twisted: :twisted:
i will dress to please,and pleasure guaranteed :twisted:
this is a gen offer for next wed.
dont miss out :twisted: :twisted:
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Denise
Master of Sex
hi some of you may no me rolleyes or heard of me :roll:
i will be all on my own as my son will be out for the day and blue is going away till wed eve sad
so im looking for someone to keep me company and maybe we could entertain each other wink but you will have to be gentle with me as like i said im shy and a virgin :wink:
(oh you lot stop laughing mad )
i will be availible from 10am ish to bout 6pm ish
im open minded WLTM single f/m, couples,groups or anyone else who might be interesed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
leave a message or PM me
shy but sexy satin
xxx
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Denise
Master of Sex
well hhhheeeeeellllllllloooooooo there :grin:
welcome to the mad house.
im sure youll have fun :twisted: :twisted:
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Denise
Master of Sex
its bloody outrageous mad :x
yet if reese had snuck through channel tunnel theyd give him a council house and 200quid a week in benifits :x :x :x :x
if i were you i contact a national news paper.
hope you get it sorted :therethere:
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Denise
Master of Sex
why blame the vodka jelly? confused :?
its made with alcohol and boiling water rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: no bugs there me thinks
the word scapegoat springs to mind mad
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Denise
Master of Sex
cooooooooooooooool photos, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i remember spanking those two sexy bums :twisted: :twisted: sluts it was my pleasure wink :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
when did bob the builder show up :shock: :shock: :wink:
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