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Devon1
1 month ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Devon
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Orgasminator
Quote by MikeC
oh damn....been here since April 2004 and still never made the cut..lol
Oh well...at least this way I pass under the radar !!!
Same here, but i hate lists, so it' a good thing
Well if I didn't make shoppnig lists there would not be any thing to eat in this house!
I go with a mental list, then add to it as i go along. Then get home realising i didn't get what i went out for
Lists pah, they are for organised people, i prefer to live on the edge :lol:
Devon is the edge of the country....any further and it will be France lol
That would be cool, i like France :D
Quaffing wine down the Seine, the filthy French ladies, yeah i wish Devon was joined to France :lol:
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Quote by Sarah
oh damn....been here since April 2004 and still never made the cut..lol
Oh well...at least this way I pass under the radar !!!
Same here, but i hate lists, so it' a good thing
Well if I didn't make shoppnig lists there would not be any thing to eat in this house!
I go with a mental list, then add to it as i go along. Then get home realising i didn't get what i went out for
Lists pah, they are for organised people, i prefer to live on the edge :lol:
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
No I wouldn't, but then I am not shallow and vacuous. I take it having no morals and pandering to gossip tabloid rags is all that's required for getting a job as a celebrity these days.
Though having celebrity status isn't earned and therefore I have no respect for them.
Totally with you there, but i think i should sleep with Kelly Brook so i can give a second opinion
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Quote by starlightcouple
You want persons to comment on your character based on what you have bought...?
It obviously is just not me Rogue.
Good thing to, all that talking to yourself, would drive you crazy :silly:
Are you crazy ? do you have any weird habits or hobbies we should know about ?
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Is it possible to batter an egg ?
That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond
It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?
Fanny batter?
I would never want a waterproof fanny :twisted:
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Quote by celestria
Is it possible to batter an egg ?
That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond
It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?
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Quote by Paddy
The purpose of my Thread was too " highlight" ganging up as as most respondents have done, with exception!
I'm now requesting a MOD lock this Thread - I was simply proving a point!
Shutters down - no further replies.
Thankyou for educating us Paddy, i am truly in awe of you.
Perhaps the thread shouldn't be locked, so that you may continue to further enlighten us with your depth of knowledge and grasp of the human mindset.
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Quote by Paddy
There's wankers in every walk of life, it's not limited to chat rooms or forums.
It's how you deal with them that matters.
It's the weekend and I've had wine so I'm not going to contribute anything worthy to this thread other than if you change your attitude towards people who pick on you, they'll change theirs.
You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.
Are you on glue, or do you spend your entire life being a dullard ?
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I like to dip in and out when the mood suits.
So yes can leave it behind.
if you dip in and out then surley you have not actually left
Maybe, but it's not time dependent. More when the mood suits, or someone has sparked my interest.
I might not swing for a month / year or two, then have a dabble
So... have a dabble you say... :rascal:
Anytime
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Quote by Chipy
I like to dip in and out when the mood suits.
So yes can leave it behind.
if you dip in and out then surley you have not actually left
Maybe, but it's not time dependent. More when the mood suits, or someone has sparked my interest.
I might not swing for a month / year or two, then have a dabble
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Quote by starlightcouple
I work for the better supermarket, and as such have to wear a shirt and tie and black trousers no matter what. They even give us nice grey aprons to wear as well.
At least the customers think we look smart, but I do admit we look better than what they look like down at the local Tesco's. Scruffy lot.
There's been a spillage in aisle 9 starlight
I'm self employed, today it's a spangly leotard with sequins :lol:
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Quote by bluexxx
I've been told in the past that people's first impressions of me are that I'm guarded and hard to get on with.
Quite possibly a fair assessment. I am quiet when I first meet people, I like to suss them out. It takes me a long time to get to know someone, and I don't let people know me easily.
Then on the other side, other people say that I'm easy going and look sociable with strangers :eeek:
Same as blue, i keep quiet, and see what others have to say.
If they are talking pants, then i tell them so
Otherwise, i just hide in the corner, until i get to know folk.
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
Dev, you've been quiet lately...you should hold a social somewhere again :-)
I think those days are well gone now
the scene has changed to much.But still plenty of mischief to be had
Have they gone? Where off to the Coventry social in September, be a bugger if only us to turn up, lol!
:lol: Yeah that would be a bit of a let down :lol:
If you organise one, i'll try and drag my butt to it. I gather Westward Bound are back doing their parties, so saves me doing it
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If the weather improves, and you like outdoor fun, you could try Slapton sands beach. It has a nudist section, where naughty things can happen in the quiet areas.
There was a pub in Exmouth owned by some swingers, i think it has closed now. Might be worth keeping an eye out.
I find Plymouth pubs the best for seeking out naughty fun :-D
There was a pub in Exmouth owned by some swingers, i think it has closed now. Might be worth keeping an eye out.
I find Plymouth pubs the best for seeking out naughty fun :-D
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Quote by Bluefish2009
This is one possibility, and our electromagnetic Field is not as strong is it has been and some feel we could be in for a pole switch, some thing which has happened pre history, several time before, we could be in the early stages of a pole switch which could take thousands of years to happen
How often do reversals occur?
As a matter of geological record, the Earth's magnetic field has undergone numerous reversals of polarity. We can see this in the magnetic patterns found in volcanic rocks, especially those recovered from the ocean floors. In the last 10 million years, there have been, on average, 4 or 5 reversals per million years. At other times in Earth's history, for example during the Cretaceous era, there have been much longer periods when no reversals occurred. Reversals are not predictable and are certainly not periodic in nature. Hence we can only speak about the average reversal interval.
From here;
Nearly 2012 :shock:
End of the Mayan calendar and all that.
