Although i managed at least 64 points yesterday :twisted:
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Devon1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Devon
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Quote by earthchild
neither
couldnt stand the music or any of his families for that matter
couldnt stand the man
dont give a flying fook that he has gone
I'm the same as earthy.
If he had cured cancer, or somesuch i would morn the passing of a great man. Otherwise, people die each day, he's just done what we will all do sometime or other.
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Quote by leprechaun
Just when you think you can't be shocked by anything any more!!!!
well you can i'm a leprechaun with a growth defect and stand 6ft tall lol
for those wondering where i found this like any good leprechaun or is it just that i have to many scouse friends
i stole it from another post on another swinging site lol
as for the content and those talking about been scared for life ffs you do lived a sheltered life lol
wrats what can i say if i didn't try my best to shock people would be pming me and asking if i was responding to the treatment lol(not a chance)
i think the main question has to be
did this gal have her cake and eat it lol
Bloomin post pincher
No probs Lep, i nicked it from another site meself
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Quote by flower411
I've always thought, if you want to be in the government, it might be useful to have had previous experience in the job your hoping to do.
Secretary of State for Defence, would have been in the armed forces.
Secretary of State for Health, would have been a docotor / surgeon / nurse.
You get the idea
Maybe they were all con artists and theives before ..
I think you have to be a con artist and a thief to want to become an MP
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I've always thought, if you want to be in the government, it might be useful to have had previous experience in the job your hoping to do.
Secretary of State for Defence, would have been in the armed forces.
Secretary of State for Health, would have been a docotor / surgeon / nurse.
You get the idea
Secretary of State for Defence, would have been in the armed forces.
Secretary of State for Health, would have been a docotor / surgeon / nurse.
You get the idea
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Quote by Serendipity
"I'm going to take you outside and lick your sloppy wet minge and make you wriggle you horny fucking bitch"
Some might say thats fine I guess but for others maybe a little too fast and furious.
Urgh. That would never be fine for me, I hate the B word anyway but "sloppy wet minge"? sounds like something you'd get in a victorian workhouse :shock:
I read that as Victorian whore house
I better get my eyes checked
Mmmmmmm sloppy wet minge
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Nonsense Devon! Absolute horse-droppings. You seen Wham bars lately?They're tiny I tell you. It's people like you doing their dirty work for 'em and trotting out excuses like 'Maybe the sweets are the same size, but peeps have got bigger' that allows these bloody confectioners to get away with it.
I remember when a Curly Wurly was big enough and tooth-breakingly strong enough to make a handy makeshift ladder for cleaning yer upstairs windows. You try that with what passes for a bleedin' Curly Wurly these days and see how far you get. About 4 inches off the bloody ground, that's how far, assuming the new-fangled softer toffee in it takes yer weight in the first place. It's not chuffin' well on!
Neil x x x ;)
Wham bars :shock:
That sounds like an establishment of ill repute, or even worse a place of homage to George Michael :shock:
I'm sure my curly wurly used to be bigger
I find it now wilts as i grip it tightly :shock:
Can I check please?! :rascal:
Please do :rascal:
I'm sure you have a cure for my wilty curly wurly :twisted:
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Quote by neilinleeds
Nonsense Devon! Absolute horse-droppings. You seen Wham bars lately?
I remember when a Curly Wurly was big enough and tooth-breakingly strong enough to make a handy makeshift ladder for cleaning yer upstairs windows. You try that with what passes for a bleedin' Curly Wurly these days and see how far you get. About 4 inches off the bloody ground, that's how far, assuming the new-fangled softer toffee in it takes yer weight in the first place. It's not chuffin' well on!
Neil x x x ;)
Wham bars :shock:
That sounds like an establishment of ill repute, or even worse a place of homage to George Michael :shock:
I'm sure my curly wurly used to be bigger
I find it now wilts as i grip it tightly :shock:
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Quote by WarriorMonk
Their is something in Law called ''Fair Comment''and I have made these comments like anyone else is entitled to ,(free speech and all that).Suddenly the pack of Wolves descend and ravage me for what is Fair comment from many single guys on the site What I am saying is u e mail someone giving them your detais and they say gr8 like your profile,we chat for a few days, lets meet, date and time arranged on moble, hotel booked,and bang No show on the day, no sorry etc
or response.
I am just an ordinary guy,who is genuine,and who is a gentleman,respectful and considerate of others.
Ah, your pissed off at one failed possible shag then
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Quote by Freckledbird
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Yes please :twisted:
Or did you mean Neil? :cry:
Blimey i'm even getting nagged about my spelling in morse :shock:
Neil :shock:
Erm, i am a chap of the straighter persuasion, charming and as handsome as he is
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Quote by markz
Smocks and straw hats are the norm down here.
This is my neighbour, isn't she gorgeous
That's a bloke? Do you like cocks in frocks?
It is :shock:
Hmm, maybe why i'm not getting anywhere
No thats because your thick.......
I didn't want to boast, its not the length that counts
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