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3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
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4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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Dragonlovers
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 67
Straight Female, 67
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that's what I was thinking Splendid - we enjoy 3-somes etc but was wondering if there would be 'pressure' on the lady if she went to a club that was advertising a greedy girls night.
As a single bloke - it would make the club possibly more attractive to go to - but as a woman - would it make her less willing to go?
As a husband - I think I'd be slightly less willing to take my wife if I thought she may be 'pounced' or followed everywhere etc.
Interested in what both sexes have to say on this - unfortunately, clubs are not full of SH members - otherwise every club would be perfect.
As a single bloke - it would make the club possibly more attractive to go to - but as a woman - would it make her less willing to go?
As a husband - I think I'd be slightly less willing to take my wife if I thought she may be 'pounced' or followed everywhere etc.
Interested in what both sexes have to say on this - unfortunately, clubs are not full of SH members - otherwise every club would be perfect.
ok - perhaps I'm a little bit slow - (I know what a greedy girl is though lol) but I've noticed Chams are advertising this on their site now for wednesdays and saturdays.
Does anyone know what this is all about, is it a show or what? Or does this mean, by implication, that any woman there is 'up for a bit of greedy girl fun'?
Not being a prude - hell you can't be on this site lol, but would this discourage couples from going there on a wednesday?
I'm not criticising or judging, just asking for opinions and discussion.
Does anyone know what this is all about, is it a show or what? Or does this mean, by implication, that any woman there is 'up for a bit of greedy girl fun'?
Not being a prude - hell you can't be on this site lol, but would this discourage couples from going there on a wednesday?
I'm not criticising or judging, just asking for opinions and discussion.
Dean's right - we have loads of replies many of who don't fit what we're looking for as they aint read the advert, many of who just aint read the advert, and there's even some (as mentioned above) that when you reply to them - they disappear!
socials are a good way forward (if you've got the time)- least you can have a chat etc without worrying who's going to hear you!
However - don't give up, believe me, as a couple, we do appreciate it when the right one pops up through all the dross
socials are a good way forward (if you've got the time)- least you can have a chat etc without worrying who's going to hear you!
However - don't give up, believe me, as a couple, we do appreciate it when the right one pops up through all the dross
sometimes it can be good to say the wrong thing....
How to get the best shag? Simply pin you misses down in the doggy position, when you’re fully in, say “your sister fucks better than you” – then hold on for dear life as she tries to buck you off!
Of course – this can only ever be used once!!!
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How to get the best shag? Simply pin you misses down in the doggy position, when you’re fully in, say “your sister fucks better than you” – then hold on for dear life as she tries to buck you off!
Of course – this can only ever be used once!!!
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we understand all that but we cannot see what caused this to happen. there was only a minor change to our previous advert - which didn't have the censor tag line!
due to our jobs, w've alwys been ultra discrete as to what goes on the profile, we never say what our e-mail is etc.
while we applaude the idea of no-one cheating the system - it does appear that we have tried to some how.
this is the advert - can anyone point out where we have contravened the rules - and we'll gladly adjust the advert
"Happily married couple, very early 50's but far younger in mind, and a very healthy interest in sex and more sex, are looking for long-term friendship with lots of sexy fun/swapping as a bonus. We're looking to expand our already healthy sexual appetites and , you will be on same wavelength as us and all 4 will decide what is or is not good for the group. Age and looks are not important but it's probably a good idea to be around the same age for things to chat about – do you remember spangles? also need to be local-ish to us and that does not mean more than 150 mile away from us lol. Obviously, a sense of humour and an interest in long-term friendship is important. We are also members of Chams in the West Mids but due to shift work we don’t go on any one specific evening but are quite happy to meet there when we can if you also have accomodation is size 18ish but going down rapidly (especially with the right male she says lol) while he is 6ft tall average build. Please check out our profile for some nights including sensual touching and more can be as important as socialising evenings with the idea of making long-term friends along the same wavelength.
Obviously, cleanliness and discretion etc. goes without saying and is both given and expected.
We are interested in all types of fun except pain, watersports etc. And, although not described as bi - it is something we are willing to explore if the opportunity (and people) are right.
We are willing to travel, as due to family - we cannot accommodate for sexy fun - although there will be no problems in accomodating at ours for any simply socialising us for more info and we'll get together for a chat – and hopefully maybe more!!"
cheers
due to our jobs, w've alwys been ultra discrete as to what goes on the profile, we never say what our e-mail is etc.
while we applaude the idea of no-one cheating the system - it does appear that we have tried to some how.
this is the advert - can anyone point out where we have contravened the rules - and we'll gladly adjust the advert
"Happily married couple, very early 50's but far younger in mind, and a very healthy interest in sex and more sex, are looking for long-term friendship with lots of sexy fun/swapping as a bonus. We're looking to expand our already healthy sexual appetites and , you will be on same wavelength as us and all 4 will decide what is or is not good for the group. Age and looks are not important but it's probably a good idea to be around the same age for things to chat about – do you remember spangles? also need to be local-ish to us and that does not mean more than 150 mile away from us lol. Obviously, a sense of humour and an interest in long-term friendship is important. We are also members of Chams in the West Mids but due to shift work we don’t go on any one specific evening but are quite happy to meet there when we can if you also have accomodation is size 18ish but going down rapidly (especially with the right male she says lol) while he is 6ft tall average build. Please check out our profile for some nights including sensual touching and more can be as important as socialising evenings with the idea of making long-term friends along the same wavelength.
Obviously, cleanliness and discretion etc. goes without saying and is both given and expected.
We are interested in all types of fun except pain, watersports etc. And, although not described as bi - it is something we are willing to explore if the opportunity (and people) are right.
We are willing to travel, as due to family - we cannot accommodate for sexy fun - although there will be no problems in accomodating at ours for any simply socialising us for more info and we'll get together for a chat – and hopefully maybe more!!"
cheers
not a gripe but more of a query - just checked our advert out and at the bottom it says "The above text has been censored to remove personal details and URLs."
now I've just been through our advert and cannot see why this has been added? we have not put any details (other than what's in the ad) nor have we put in an e-mail or web page addy - so why has this just appeared?
Has anyone else had this happen to them?
not that bothered but it looks as if we've tried to deliberatly break the SH rules when we haven't
now I've just been through our advert and cannot see why this has been added? we have not put any details (other than what's in the ad) nor have we put in an e-mail or web page addy - so why has this just appeared?
Has anyone else had this happen to them?
not that bothered but it looks as if we've tried to deliberatly break the SH rules when we haven't
before the wife reads this........we've never had a prob - all the blokes wait for an invite from Ang - the only persistant one we had asked 3 times before I said no, he apologised and never bothered us again - no probs - no hard feelings.
At the end of the day, coutesy and politeness costs nothing and hurts no one.
Shoving his cock at you Babe was well out of order.
At the end of the day, coutesy and politeness costs nothing and hurts no one.
Shoving his cock at you Babe was well out of order.
for the last few weeks poor old Angie has been real poorly - eventually it came to a head with my lad calling the ambulance out to her and me rushing to the while I was working nights!
Eventually, at 5 am, she had an xray and they decided to keep her on a ward for further tests the next day - so morphine duly administered, off she went to the ward. I went home, fed dogs etc and then ret'd to hospital at visiting times allocated. so far so good.
Then we're told they can't find the xray results, so they need to do a scan - could I wait with her?
Some 5 hours later we're told that they 'people' have lost her scan request, she was given more morphine and off I went to work.
next day same thing! they lost yet another scan - I went a little bit annoyed - so they sent Ang home to go in for tests the next day. As yet - we're still waiting on results but at least she's getting better!
Not long now and we'll be as back to normal as we ever have been lol - hospitals??? I love em......... not!
Eventually, at 5 am, she had an xray and they decided to keep her on a ward for further tests the next day - so morphine duly administered, off she went to the ward. I went home, fed dogs etc and then ret'd to hospital at visiting times allocated. so far so good.
Then we're told they can't find the xray results, so they need to do a scan - could I wait with her?
Some 5 hours later we're told that they 'people' have lost her scan request, she was given more morphine and off I went to work.
next day same thing! they lost yet another scan - I went a little bit annoyed - so they sent Ang home to go in for tests the next day. As yet - we're still waiting on results but at least she's getting better!
Not long now and we'll be as back to normal as we ever have been lol - hospitals??? I love em......... not!
As a couple - we get quite a few timewasting replies from guys who dont bother reading the advert or profile.
plus, they don't even bother leaving a name!
those ones get binned without a reply - if they can't put the effort in to write more than a few words - why should we waste our time saying no thanks?
Anyone who constructs a couple of sentences and shows they have made some effort after reading the advert will get a reply either way - but believe me - not many make the effort.
plus, they don't even bother leaving a name!
those ones get binned without a reply - if they can't put the effort in to write more than a few words - why should we waste our time saying no thanks?
Anyone who constructs a couple of sentences and shows they have made some effort after reading the advert will get a reply either way - but believe me - not many make the effort.
yup it was replies - we stopped answering winks ages ago. it doesn't bother us - I was just pondering as I was drinking my cider (bad combination lol).
I'm just amazed at what things people do, like others I think it's cold feet - just seems like such a waste of their time lol.
And dont get me started on one liners where the guys dont even bother to add their name.... :twisted:
I'm just amazed at what things people do, like others I think it's cold feet - just seems like such a waste of their time lol.
And dont get me started on one liners where the guys dont even bother to add their name.... :twisted:
We're wondering if it's something new, but just lately we've been getting single guys replying to our advert saying things like ' I've seen your pics and read your profile and would really like to meet you'
So, they know roughly what we look like and want - we reply in the affirmative to say we'd like to meet you - and bingo! We never hear from them again. These are a new addition to the terrible one liners of 'lets meet and fuck' so I suppose it is some small improvement lol.
We're beginning to wonder if it's something we've done? oh well, back to the drawing board I suppose.
now, where's me cider...
So, they know roughly what we look like and want - we reply in the affirmative to say we'd like to meet you - and bingo! We never hear from them again. These are a new addition to the terrible one liners of 'lets meet and fuck' so I suppose it is some small improvement lol.
We're beginning to wonder if it's something we've done? oh well, back to the drawing board I suppose.
now, where's me cider...
well, we're just back from a week or so away - and it's still bloody raining! the only good thing is we've got a week away in the caravan in leicestershire in 3 weeks time - without kids!
her who must be ignored says that means we can have lots of sexy fun - yippee - and who caresb if it's still raining then lol :twisted:
her who must be ignored says that means we can have lots of sexy fun - yippee - and who caresb if it's still raining then lol :twisted:
like some other women, Angie has always been against it in principle even though we tried it years ago.
However, we have slowly been experimenting again, (fingers - lube etc) and now she actually enjoys it and asks me to do it with her.
The trick is to ALWAYS be gentle and remember SHE has final say at any time - and although she says it's reserved just for me - she's just said she may let our friend try it!!!!! :silly:
bless her
However, we have slowly been experimenting again, (fingers - lube etc) and now she actually enjoys it and asks me to do it with her.
The trick is to ALWAYS be gentle and remember SHE has final say at any time - and although she says it's reserved just for me - she's just said she may let our friend try it!!!!! :silly:
bless her
:D