Okay folks, so we have tried Houmous, but are we forgetting the number 1 tasting soft smooth pink and fishy starter......
.....yes, Taramasalata of course!!!!!!!! Now that's what I call a dip!! :lickface:
Nice one Lucy, you had me going for a while but I knew all could not be what it seemed.
Hercs
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I will try and come but I can't put my cock on the block right now....sounds quite painful that hey!
Hercs
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Hi, I see you all have been busy posting replies here, I have just tapped in after my trip, it was pretty uneventful in case you were wondering.
I feel I should just write a few words here to the novices out there like me:
There is a distinct difference in the way the Photo ads are run compared to the Forum here. The photo ads are more direct and 'X-Rated' and you cannot use that tone in the forum as it is a different culture and mentality here. The photo ads are mostly "email me the worst you can do to me with very naughty photos attached", as apposed to the forum which is more down to earth with people wanting to get to know you which may lead to sex, while the Photos are "come and fuck me!".
I have learnt this the hard way and I apologise if I have offended anyone. Sappho and Heather thanks for your replies which helped me to learn the error of my ways, but to the old timers here like Blue, your comments are not appreciated and you do not help the forum and its mermbers grow (pardon the pun).
Anyway, enough said, although I would lastly like to add that if I had a choice to meet anyone from this club I wish it was Heather, she has all the qualities that I am looking for and more! Heather, if you ever change your mind in the future and I am in the neighbourhood I would love to take you out for a meal. xx.
Hercules.
I am thinking of changing this to only BBW.
I am getting very turned on by pics of Heather for example, so is there any BBW out there that are available this Monday and maybe Tuesday for some adult fun?
My photo ad is at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-54391.html
Your pics are a must!
Hercules
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Are you male or female?
Talk about get to the point, I imagine you are the same in the bedroom dept. as well - no messing around! For us new people to the site can you elaborate just a little pls?
Hi Sappho, thanks for taking the time to look at my ad and thanks for your feedback, it's nice to get constructive comments from other members as I am very new to this.
I wouldn't say my ad was too peremptory, as you said I was asking for a lady's company and I don't think asking can be classed as insisting, and as for what am I offering I have already stated in my ad FUN, whether or not this leads to sex is another matter.
I don't think it would now work out with the two of us, but thanks all the same for considering it.
Are there any other takers in the room?
Hercules
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Oh, I see you spotted the deliberate mistake, only kidding yes I mean this Monday.
You can see my photo ad with pics on Men Seeking Women (obviously), posted 26/2/04 at , advert number 54391 (it is currently page 11 of the ads, but this will rapidly increase).
Hope this helps.
So are you interested Sappho?
Hi, I will be staying at a hotel near Ipswich on 1st March 2003.
I am looking for a woman to join me for the evening for unrestricted fun.
I am 31 good looking, clean, discreet and into most things.
You can be thin or big, younger or older.
Please reply quickly as I need to arrange this with you asap.
Send me an email at with pic of face and body and will reply with face and cock pics.
Don't be shy girls!
xxx
:twisted: :D